По совету Бабеляна. Сборник юмористических произведений. Олег Минкевич

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Название По совету Бабеляна. Сборник юмористических произведений
Автор произведения Олег Минкевич
Жанр Юмор: прочее
Серия
Издательство Юмор: прочее
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isbn 9785449670793



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Зачем тебе это надо?

      – Бабушка Егине, мне кажется, что у меня нос слишком заметный.

      – Вай! Заметный-маметный, а-а-а! Говори прямо – большой!

      – Хорошо! – вспылил Аристакес. – Большой, большой нос… Но почему он большой? Что наши учёные говорят? Почему?

      – Я не знаю, что говорят учёные, но мой отец говорил, что там у нас нервы живут.

      – Бабушка, нервы везде живут.

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