Four Friends. Robyn Carr

don’t do that if someone else is lying beside you. Oh, God, she thought. This isn’t happening to me. He can’t have had an affair! When the hell did I leave him alone long enough for an affair? We were on our phones all the time, checking in, working out schedules....

      “Counseling,” she said to Kelly, giving her arm a pat. “Now wash your face and get a grip.”

      “Thanks,” she said. “Email me those names?”

      “Of course,” Gerri said. He’s going to fire her when he finds out about this. “Do me a favor, will you please? I invited Phil to lunch, but I had an emergency come up just as I got here and I have to handle something immediately. I was going to swing by the office and tell him myself, but I have to get moving. Please tell him we saw each other in the elevator and I’m sorry, I have to stand him up.”

      “Oh, too bad,” she said.

      “I have to rush, Kelly. Oh, and Kelly—don’t mention our talk to Phil. About...it’s a very sensitive subject.”

      “Still?” Kelly asked as if surprised.

      “I’m sure he’d like to keep all that private stuff from the rest of the office.”

      She laughed. “Well, the gossip died off a long time ago—years ago.”

      Years ago? Years ago? Years ago? Where was I? “Still,” Gerri said. “It is. At least for us.”

      “I understand,” Kelly said.

      “Good luck,” Gerri said, giving her one last squeeze. Then she almost ran out of the ladies’ room to the elevator, to the ground floor, to the parking garage, to the Golden Gate Bridge. She was in a trance of disbelief. The first thing she did was think of the many explanations he might come up with to make this all go away. Bullshit, he would say. When was that supposed to have happened? he would ask. That’s impossible! If there was talk about something like that, I didn’t know about it! I was always too goddamn busy with games and meets and concerts and meetings to fit in an affair! Where did you get something as nuts as this?

      But it was a long drive back to Mill Valley and by the time she got there, she knew. It was true. He’d had an affair. His assistant had known about it as had others in the office. And she had not. Not even a whiff. He had pulled it off.

      She didn’t go back to her office, she took the afternoon off and went home. She spent the entire time until the kids came home in the office she shared with Phil. They had a big home, one of the largest on the street. Their office and the master bedroom were on the ground floor, four bedrooms on the second floor, one for each kid and a guest room.

      The office was nicely divided with a built-in desk running along three walls in a U-shape. They shared a computer, but each had their own laptops, as well, and bookshelves to the ceiling, plus two large walk-in closets—one for each of them that held their filing cabinets and shelves for supplies.

      Gerri knew Phil’s password and opened his email. But if she knew his password, he wouldn’t save anything she could see, yet she looked through all the saved files, all the old emails. Nothing, of course there was nothing. And he certainly wouldn’t keep personal, incriminating files in the prosecutor’s office—it was a political job, constantly under scrutiny.

      She spent a little time looking through hard files he brought home, but in no time at all she knew she wouldn’t find anything. There wouldn’t be any evidence.

      Yet she knew. She knew.

      two

      SONJA HAD A meditation group in the morning at the community rec center and right after that she spent a couple of hours at the health food co-op, but when she got back home in the early afternoon, she noticed that the kitchen carpenter’s truck was backed up to Andy’s open garage, and Andy’s car was there, as well. The pile of Bryce’s things was gone from the front yard. She couldn’t restrain herself any longer and she went into the house through the opened garage, guided by the sound of an electric screwdriver. When the noise paused she said, “Knock, knock.”

      The carpenter turned away from the shelf he was removing. “Hello,” he said.

      “Hi. Bob, isn’t it?”

      “That’s right.”

      “Is Andy here, by chance?”

      “She’s around here somewhere,” he said.

      “Whew, this is messy work, isn’t it?” she said to him.

      “I’m afraid it gets to be a real messy ordeal,” he confirmed, going back to his job.

      Sonja wandered through the kitchen and into the house. She called out to Andy and Andy yelled, “Back here.”

      In the master bedroom, Andy was folding clothes into a cardboard box. “Oh, boy,” Sonja said. “This doesn’t look good.”

      “Depends on your point of view,” Andy answered. “It’s probably long overdue.”

      “You’re moving him out?”

      “I’m packing up his clothes. He didn’t bring much into the relationship. Bryce has always lived kind of loose—few attachments.” She gave a sigh and folded a pair of jeans into the box. “I should have considered that.”

      “Does he have things like furniture?”

      “Boy things—a big-screen TV, motorcycle, sound system, computer. Basics.”

      “How are you holding up?”

      “Hanging in there. Noel is coming over later. I’ll explain to him, but he won’t be surprised.” She looked back into the box. “Or disappointed.”

      “Oh, Andy, I hate that this is happening...”

      “Like I said, it’s overdue. If I’d had a brain, I wouldn’t have gotten into it to start with.”

      “So what got you into it?” Sonja asked.

      She shrugged. “I think it was his basic equipment. Handsome, young, funny, endowed.” She looked up from her work. “I was just so lonely by the time he came along. You know?”

      Sonja shook her head sadly. “I’m going to go home and make you something for dinner, something healthy and fortifying. Plus, a plateful of chocolate cookies. Well, they’ll be carob without sugar, but it’ll get you over the hump, and carob is so soothing to the digestive tract. I’ll round up some tea that’ll calm you so you can think clearly and feel your body’s messages....”

      “Thanks, I appreciate the thought, but my body is sending me the message that it wants a greasy burger and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, with a gin chaser. Or two.”

      “Oh, I know that’s what you think you need,” Sonja admonished. “But that’ll just dull the senses and prolong the recovery. Trust me. And tomorrow morning, if it’s okay with you, I’d like to burn some sage and waft the essence through the house with feathers. To clear away his presence.”

      “Shouldn’t you wait until he picks up his stuff?” Andy asked.

      “I’ll do it again, after. Would you like something to equalize you? I could give you a massage and balance your chakras.”

      “No one’s touching my chakras today, Sonja. Not even you.”

      “I have some cleansing herbs, if you’d like to do a body cleansing. It can give you such a fresh feeling.”

      “Doesn’t that sound terrific? The shits for twenty-four hours? No, thanks. What I’d really like to do is get his stuff out of my space.” Andy glanced at her watch. “I have a doctor’s appointment in two hours, then Noel will be over.”

      Sonja’s face took on a startled expression. “Are you feeling sick?”

      “No. Just a precaution,” she said. “It turns out Bryce hasn’t been