Inspector Alleyn 3-Book Collection 9: Clutch of Constables, When in Rome, Tied Up in Tinsel. Ngaio Marsh

the Zodiac,’ Mr Hewson said. ‘Girls – we’re home.’

      She looked welcoming indeed, with her riding lights and glowing red-curtained windows. ‘Lovely!’ Troy said light-heartedly. Dr Natouche’s arm contracted very slightly and then relaxed and withdrew, closely observed by the Hewsons. Mr Hewson handed the ladies aboard and accompanied them down to the saloon which was deserted.

      Miss Hewson carefully lowering her voice said cosily: ‘Now, dear, I hope you were not too much embarrassed: we couldn’t do one thing, could we, Earl?’ She may have seen a look of astonishment in Troy’s face. ‘Of course,’ she added, ‘we don’t just know how you Britishers feel –’

      ‘I don’t feel anything,’ Troy said inaccurately. ‘I don’t know what you mean.’

      ‘Well!’ Mr Hewson said, ‘You don’t aim to tell us, Mrs Alleyn, that there’s no distinction made in Britain? Now, only last week I was reading –’

      ‘I’m sure you were, Mr Hewson, but honestly, we don’t all behave like that. Or believe like that. Really.’

      ‘Is that so?’ he said. ‘Is – that so? You wait awhile, Mrs Alleyn. You wait until you’ve a comparable problem. You haven’t seen anything yet. Not a thing.’

      ‘I guess we’ll just leave it, dear,’ Miss Hewson said. ‘Am I looking forward to my bed! Boy, oh boy!’

      ‘We’ll say goodnight then, Mrs Alleyn,’ Mr Hewson said rather stiffly. ‘It’s a privilege to make your acquaintance.’

      Troy found herself saying goodnight with much more effusiveness than she normally displayed and this, she supposed, was because she wanted everything to be pleasant in the Zodiac. The Hewsons seemed to cheer up very much at these signs of cordiality and went to bed saying that it took all sorts to make a world.

      Troy waited for a moment and then climbed the little companion-way and looked over the half-door.

      Dr Natouche stood at the after-end of the deck looking, it appeared, at the silhouette of Tollardwark against the night-sky. He has a gift, Troy thought, for isolating himself in space.

      ‘Goodnight, Dr Natouche,’ she said, quietly.

      ‘Goodnight. Goodnight, Mrs Alleyn,’ he returned, speaking as low as his enormous voice permitted. It was as if he played softly on a drum.

      Troy wrote a letter to her husband which she would post before they left Tollard Lock in the morning and it was almost midnight when she had finished it.

      What a long, long day, she thought as she climbed into her bed.

       IV

      She fell asleep within half a minute and was fathoms deep when noises lugged her to the surface. On the way up she dreamed of sawmills, of road-drills and of dentists. As she awoke her dream persisted: the rhythmic hullabaloo was close at hand, behind her head, coming in at her porthole – everywhere. Her cabin was suffused in moonlight reflected off the river. It looked like a sanctuary for peace itself but on the other side of the wall Miss Rickerby-Carrick in Cabin 8 snored with a virtuosity that exceeded anything Troy had ever heard before. The pandemonium she released no more resembled normal snoring than the ‘1812 Overture’ resembles the ‘Harmonious Blacksmith’. It was monstrous. It was insupportable.

      Troy lay in a sort of incredulous panic, half-giggling, half-appalled as whistles succeeded snorts, and plosives followed upon whistles. A door on the far side of the passage angrily banged. She thought it was Caley Bard’s. Then Mr Hewson, in Cabin 6 on Troy’s left, thudded out of bed, crossed the passage to his sister’s room and knocked.

      ‘Sis! Hey Sis!’ Troy heard him wail. ‘For Pete’s sake! Sis!’ Troy reached out and opened her own door a crack.

      Evidently, Miss Hewson was awake. Brother and sister consulted piteously together in the passage. Troy heard Miss Hewson say: ‘OK, dear. OK. Go right ahead. Rouse her up. But don’t bring me into it.’

      Another door, No. 5, Troy thought, had been opened and the admonitory sound ‘Ssh!’ was sharply projected into the passage. The same door was then smartly shut. Mr Lazenby. Finally Mr Pollock unmistakably erupted into the mêlée.

      ‘Does everybody mind!’ Mr Pollock asked in a fury. ‘Do me a favour, ladies and gents. I got the funny habit of liking to sleep at night!’ A pause, sumptuously filled by Miss Rickerby-Carrick! ‘Gawd!’ Mr Pollock said. ‘Has it been offered to the Zoo?’

      Troy suddenly thumped the wall.

      Miss Rickerby-Carrick trumpeted, said ‘Wh-a-a?’ and fell silent. After perhaps thirty wary, listening seconds her fellow-passengers returned to their beds and as she remained tacit, all, presumably, went to sleep.

      Troy again slept deeply for what seemed to her to be a very long time and was sickeningly roused by Miss Rickerby-Carrick herself, standing like the first Mrs Rochester beside her bed and looking, Troy felt, not dissimilar. Her cold was heavy on her.

      ‘Dear Mrs Alleyn,’ Miss Rickerby-Carrick whispered. ‘Do, do, do forgive me. I’m so dreadfully sorry but I simply can not get off! Hour after hour and wide awake. I – I had a shock. In Tollardwark. I can’t tell you – at least – I – might. Tomorrow. But I can’t sleep and I can’t find my pills. I can – not – lay my hands upon my pills. Have you by any chance an aspirin? I feel so dreadful, waking you, but I get quite frantic when I can’t sleep – I – I’ve had a shock. I’ve had an awful shock.’

      Troy said: ‘It’s all right. Yes. I’ve got some aspirin. Would you turn on the light?’

      When she had done this, Miss Rickerby-Carrick came back to the bed and leant over Troy. She wore a dull magenta dressing-gown; dark blue pyjamas. Something depended from her not very delicious neck. It swung forward and hit Troy on the nose.

      ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I am so sorry.’

      ‘It’s all right. If you’ll just let me up, I’ll find the aspirins.’ While Troy did this Miss Rickerby-Carrick whispered indefatigably. ‘You’ll wonder what it is. That thing. I’ll tell you. It’s a romantic story, no denying it. Never leaves me. You’ll be surprised,’ the strange whisper gustily confided. ‘No kidding. An heirloom. Honestly. My grandfather – surgeon – Czar – Fabergé. I promise you!’ Troy had found the aspirin.

      ‘Here they are. I really think you shouldn’t tell people about it, you know.’

      ‘Oh – but you!’

      ‘I wouldn’t – really. Why don’t you put it in safe-keeping?’

      ‘You’re talking like the insurance people.’

      ‘I can well believe it.’

      ‘It’s my Luck,’ said Miss Rickerby-Carrick. ‘That’s how I feel about it. I can’t be without my Luck. I did try once, and immediately fell down a flight of concrete steps. There, now!’

      ‘Well, I wouldn’t talk about it if I were you.’

      ‘That’s what Miss Hewson said.’

      ‘For Heaven’s sake!’ Troy exclaimed and gave up.

      ‘Well, she’s awfully interested in antiques.’

      ‘Have you shown it to her?’

      She nodded coyly, wagging her ungainly head up and down and biting her lower lip. ‘You’ll never guess,’ she said, ‘what it is. The design I mean. Talk about coincidence!’ She put her face close to Troy’s and whispered. ‘In diamonds and emeralds and rubies. The Signs of the Zodiac. Now!’

      ‘Hadn’t you better go to bed?’ Troy asked wearily.

      Miss Rickerby-Carrick stared fixedly at her and then bolted.

      When Mrs Tretheway at eight o’clock