The Complete Short Stories: Volume 1. Adam Thirlwell

hesitated, reached down to open the door, and found it had been locked.

      He tried the handle again, then called out over his shoulder:

      ‘Avery. There’s nobody in here.’

      ‘Try next door. They’re probably being briefed for tomorrow.’

      Lang stepped over to the surgery office. The light was off but he could see the white enamelled desk and the big programme charts round the wall. There was no one inside.

      Avery and Gorrell were watching him.

      ‘Are they in there?’ Avery asked.

      ‘No.’ Lang turned the handle. ‘The door’s locked.’

      Gorrell switched off the gramophone and he and Avery came over. They tried the two doors again.

      ‘They’re here somewhere,’ Avery said. ‘There must be at least one person on duty.’ He pointed to the end door. ‘What about that one?’

      ‘Locked,’ Lang said. ‘69 always has been. I think it leads down to the basement.’

      ‘Let’s try Neill’s office,’ Gorrell suggested. ‘If they aren’t in there we’ll stroll through to Reception and try to leave. This must be some trick of Neill’s.’

      There was no window in the door to Neill’s office. Gorrell knocked, waited, knocked again more loudly.

      Lang tried the handle, then knelt down. ‘The light’s off,’ he reported.

      Avery turned and looked round at the two remaining doors out of the gymnasium, both in the far wall, one leading up to the cafeteria and the Neurology wing, the other into the car park at the rear of the Clinic.

      ‘Didn’t Neill hint that he might try something like this on us?’ he asked. ‘To see whether we can go through a night on our own.’

      ‘But Neill’s asleep,’ Lang objected. ‘He’ll be in bed for a couple of days. Unless …’

      Gorrell jerked his head in the direction of the chairs. ‘Come on. He and Morley are probably watching us now.’

      They went back to their seats.

      Gorrell dragged the chess stool over to the sofa and set up the pieces. Avery and Lang stretched out in armchairs and opened magazines, turning the pages deliberately. Above them the banks of arc-lights threw their wide cones of light down into the silence.

      The only noise was the slow left-right, left-right motion of the clock.

      Three fifteen a.m.

       The shift was imperceptible. At first a slight change of perspective, a fading and regrouping of outlines. Somewhere a focus slipped, a shadow swung slowly across a wall, its angles breaking and lengthening. The motion was fluid, a procession of infinitesimals, but gradually its total direction emerged.

       The gymnasium was shrinking. Inch by inch, the walls were moving inwards, encroaching across the periphery of the floor. As they shrank towards each other their features altered: the rows of skylights below the ceiling blurred and faded, the power cable running along the base of the wall merged into the skirting board, the square baffles of the air vents vanished into the grey distemper.

       Above, like the undersurface of an enormous lift, the ceiling sank towards the floor …

      Gorrell leaned his elbows on the chessboard, face sunk in his hands. He had locked himself in a perpetual check, but he continued to shuttle the pieces in and out of one of the corner squares, now and then gazing into the air for inspiration, while his eyes roved up and down the walls around him.

      Somewhere, he knew, Neill was watching him.

      He moved, looked up and followed the wall opposite him down to the far corner, alert for the telltale signs of a retractable panel. For some while he had been trying to discover Neill’s spy-hole, but without any success. The walls were blank and featureless; he had twice covered every square foot of the two facing him, and apart from the three doors there appeared to be no fault or aperture of even the most minute size anywhere on their surface.

      After a while his left eye began to throb painfully, and he pushed away the chessboard and lay back. Above him a line of fluorescent tubes hung down from the ceiling, mounted in checkered plastic brackets that diffused the light. He was about to comment on his search for the spy-hole to Avery and Lang when he realized that any one of them could conceal a microphone.

      He decided to stretch his legs, stood up and sauntered off across the floor. After sitting over the chessboard for half an hour he felt cramped and restless, and would have enjoyed tossing a ball up and down, or flexing his muscles on a rowing machine. But annoyingly no recreational facilities, apart from the three armchairs and the gramophone, had been provided.

      He reached the end wall and wandered round, listening for any sound from the adjacent rooms. He was beginning to resent Neill spying on him and the entire keyhole conspiracy, and he noted with relief that it was a quarter past three: in under three hours it would all be over.

       The gymnasium closed in. Now less than half its original size, its walls bare and windowless, it was a vast, shrinking box. The sides slid into each other, merging along an abstract hairline, like planes severing in a multi-dimensional flux. Only the clock and a single door remained …

      Lang had discovered where the microphone was hidden.

      He sat forward in his chair, cracking his knuckles until Gorrell returned, then rose and offered him his seat. Avery was in the other armchair, feet up on the gramophone.

      ‘Sit down for a bit,’ Lang said. ‘I feel like a stroll.’

      Gorrell lowered himself into the chair. ‘I’ll ask Neill if we can have a ping-pong table in here. It should help pass the time and give us some exercise.’

      ‘A good idea,’ Lang agreed. ‘If we can get the table through the door. I doubt if there’s enough room in here, even if we moved the chairs right up against the wall.’

      He walked off across the floor, surreptitiously peering through the orderly room window. The light was on, but there was still no one inside.

      He ambled over to the gramophone and paced up and down near it for a few moments. Suddenly he swung round and caught his foot under the flex leading to the wall socket.

      The plug fell out on to the floor. Lang left it where it lay, went over and sat down on the arm of Gorrell’s chair.

      ‘I’ve just disconnected the microphone,’ he confided.

      Gorrell looked round carefully. ‘Where was it?’

      Lang pointed. ‘Inside the gramophone.’ He laughed softly. ‘I thought I’d pull Neill’s leg. He’ll be wild when he realizes he can’t hear us.’

      ‘Why do you think it was in the gramophone?’ Gorrell asked.

      ‘What better place? Besides, it couldn’t be anywhere else. Apart from in there.’ He gestured at the light bowl suspended from the centre of the ceiling. ‘It’s empty except for the two bulbs. The gramophone is the obvious place. I had a feeling it was there, but I wasn’t sure until I noticed we had a gramophone, but no records.’

      Gorrell nodded sagely.

      Lang moved away, chuckling to himself.

      Above the door of Room 69 the clock ticked on at three fifteen.

       The motion was accelerating. What had once been the gymnasium was now a small room, seven feet wide, a tight, almost perfect cube. The walls plunged inwards, along colliding diagonals, only a few feet from their final focus …

      Avery noticed Gorrell and Lang pacing around his chair. ‘Either of you want to sit down yet?’ he asked.

      They shook their heads. Avery rested for a few minutes and then climbed out