Настоящее в нас. Элина Уэйнрайт

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Автор произведения Элина Уэйнрайт
Жанр Юмор: прочее
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это сегодня» – напечатал я им.

      «Ну, наконец-то!» – ответил мне Тони.

      «Удачи, мужик» – пришло смс от Макса.

      А я, тем временем, улегся на диване, обдумывая свою речь.

      В конце концов, я собираюсь сделать Джейми Вульф своей женой.

      Глава 9

      – Ты, чертова везучая бестия, – Майли кинула в меня салфетку, – Если я просто даже посмотрю на этот пончик, то меня разнесет больше, чем задницу Никки Минаж.

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