The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies. Zangwill Israel

most true," said da Costa. "Men-of-the-Earth, most of them."

      After supper he trolled the Hebrew grace hilariously, assisted by Yankelé, and ere he left he said to the hostess, "May the Lord bless you with children!"

      "Thank you," she answered, much moved.

      "You see I should be so pleased to marry your daughter if you had one."

      "You are very complimentary," she murmured, but her husband's exclamation drowned hers, "You marry my daughter!"

      "Who else moves among better circles – would be more easily able to find her a suitable match?"

      "Oh, in that sense," said Grobstock, mollified in one direction, irritated in another.

      "In what other sense? You do not think I, a Sephardi, would marry her myself!"

      "My daughter does not need your assistance," replied Grobstock shortly.

      "Not yet," admitted Manasseh, rising to go; "but when the time comes, where will you find a better marriage broker? I have had a finger in the marriage of greater men's daughters. You see, when I recommend a maiden or a young man it is from no surface knowledge. I have seen them in the intimacy of their homes – above all I am able to say whether they are of a good, charitable disposition. Good Sabbath!"

      "Good Sabbath," murmured the host and hostess in farewell. Mrs. Grobstock thought he need not be above shaking hands, for all his grand acquaintances.

      "This way, Yankelé," said Manasseh, showing him to the door. "I am so glad you were able to come – you must come again."

      CHAPTER III

      SHOWING HOW HIS MAJESTY WENT TO THE THEATRE AND WAS WOOED

      As Manasseh the Great, first beggar in Europe, sauntered across Goodman's Fields, attended by his Polish parasite, both serenely digesting the supper provided by the Treasurer of the Great Synagogue, Joseph Grobstock, a martial music clove suddenly the quiet evening air, and set the Schnorrers' pulses bounding. From the Tenterground emerged a squad of recruits, picturesque in white fatigue dress, against which the mounted officers showed gallant in blue surtouts and scarlet-striped trousers.

      "Ah!" said da Costa, with swelling breast. "There go my soldiers!"

      "Your soldiers!" ejaculated Yankelé in astonishment.

      "Yes – do you not see they are returning to the India House in Leadenhall Street?"

      "And vat of dat?" said Yankelé, shrugging his shoulders and spreading out his palms.

      "What of that? Surely you have not forgotten that the clodpate at whose house I have just entertained you is a Director of the East India Company, whose soldiers these are?"

      "Oh," said Yankelé, his mystified face relaxing in a smile. The smile fled before the stern look in the Spaniard's eyes; he hastened to conceal his amusement. Yankelé was by nature a droll, and it cost him a good deal to take his patron as seriously as that potentate took himself. Perhaps if Manasseh Bueno Barzillai Azevedo da Costa had had more humour he would have had less momentum. Your man of action is blind in one eye. Cæsar would not have come and conquered if he had really seen.

      Wounded by that temporary twinkle in his client's eye, the patron moved on silently, in step with the military air.

      "It is a beautiful night," observed Yankelé in contrition. The words had hardly passed his lips before he became conscious that he had spoken the truth. The moon was peeping from behind a white cloud, and the air was soft, and broken shadows of foliage lay across the path, and the music was a song of love and bravery. Somehow, Yankelé began to think of da Costa's lovely daughter. Her face floated in the moonlight.

      Manasseh shrugged his shoulders, unappeased.

      "When one has supped well, it is always a beautiful night," he said testily. It was as if the cloud had overspread the moon, and a thick veil had fallen over the face of da Costa's lovely daughter. But Yankelé recovered himself quickly.

      "Ah, yes," he said, "you have indeed made it a beaudiful night for me."

      The King of Schnorrers waved his staff deprecatingly.

      "It is alvays a beaudiful night ven I am mid you," added Yankelé, undaunted.

      "It is strange," replied Manasseh musingly, "that I should have admitted to my hearth and Grobstock's table one who is, after all, but a half-brother in Israel."

      "But Grobstock is also a Tedesco," protested Yankelé.

      "That is also what I wonder at," rejoined da Costa. "I cannot make out how I have come to be so familiar with him."

      "You see!" ventured the Tedesco timidly. "P'raps ven Grobstock had really had a girl you might even have come to marry her."

      "Guard your tongue! A Sephardi cannot marry a Tedesco! It would be a degradation."

      "Yes – but de oder vay round. A Tedesco can marry a Sephardi, not so? Dat is a rise. If Grobstock's daughter had married you, she vould have married above her," he ended, with an ingenuous air.

      "True," admitted Manasseh. "But then, as Grobstock's daughter does not exist, and my wife does – !"

      "Ah, but if you vas me," said Yankelé, "vould you rader marry a Tedesco or a Sephardi?"

      "A Sephardi, of course. But – "

      "I vill be guided by you," interrupted the Pole hastily. "You be de visest man I have ever known."

      "But – " Manasseh repeated.

      "Do not deny it. You be! Instantly vill I seek out a Sephardi maiden and ved her. P'raps you crown your counsel by choosing von for me. Vat?"

      Manasseh was visibly mollified.

      "How do I know your taste?" he asked hesitatingly.

      "Oh, any Spanish girl would be a prize," replied Yankelé. "Even ven she had a face like a Passover cake. But still I prefer a Pentecost blossom."

      "What kind of beauty do you like best?"

      "Your daughter's style," plumply answered the Pole.

      "But there are not many like that," said da Costa unsuspiciously.

      "No – she is like de Rose of Sharon. But den dere are not many handsome faders."

      Manasseh bethought himself. "There is Gabriel, the corpse-watcher's daughter. People consider his figure and deportment good."

      "Pooh! Offal! She's ugly enough to keep de Messiah from coming. Vy, she's like cut out of de fader's face! Besides, consider his occupation! You vould not advise dat I marry into such a low family! Be you not my benefactor?"

      "Well, but I cannot think of any good-looking girl that would be suitable."

      Yankelé looked at him with a roguish, insinuating smile. "Say not dat! Have you not told Grobstock you be de first of marriage-brokers?"

      But Manasseh shook his head.

      "No, you be quite right," said Yankelé humbly; "I could not get a really beaudiful girl unless I married your Deborah herself."

      "No, I am afraid not," said Manasseh sympathetically.

      Yankelé took the plunge.

      "Ah, vy can I not hope to call you fader-in-law?"

      Manasseh's face was contorted by a spasm of astonishment and indignation. He came to a standstill.

      "Dat must be a fine piece," said Yankelé quickly, indicating a flamboyant picture of a fearsome phantom hovering over a sombre moat.

      They had arrived at Leman Street, and had stopped before Goodman's Fields Theatre. Manasseh's brow cleared.

      "It is The Castle Spectre," he said graciously. "Would you like to see it?"

      "But it is half over – "

      "Oh, no," said da Costa, scanning the play bill. "There was a farce by O'Keefe to start with. The night is yet young. The drama will be just beginning."

      "But it is de Sabbath – ve must not pay."

      Manasseh's