John Dene of Toronto: A Comedy of Whitehall. Jenkins Herbert George

command goes to Blake and then to Quinton. If I don't get these things," he announced with decision, "I'll call a halt right here."

      "I think you can depend upon Sir Lyster doing all you want, Mr. Dene," said Sir Bridgman; "and when you see the way he does it, perhaps you'll have a better opinion of the Admiralty."

      Sir Lyster smiled slightly. He had already determined to show John Dene that nowhere in the world was there an organisation equal to that of the Admiralty Victualling and Stores Departments.

      "You help John Dene and he's with you till the cows come to roost," was the response; "and now," he added shrewdly, "you'd better get the cables to work and find out something about me."

      "Something about you!" queried Sir Lyster.

      "You're not going to trust a man because he talks big, I'll gamble on that. Well, you'll learn a deal about John Dene, and now it's time you got a rustle on."

      "In all probability our Intelligence Department knows all about you by now, Mr. Dene," said Sir Bridgman with a laugh. "It's supposed to be fairly up to date in most things."

      "Well," said John Dene, as he leaned back in his chair, puffing vigorously at his cigar, "you've treated me better'n I expected, and you won't regret it. Remembering's my long suit. I don't want any honour or glory out of this stunt, I just want to get the job done. If there are any garters, or collars going around, you may have 'em, personally I don't wear 'em, – garters, I mean. A couple of rubber-bands are good enough for me."

      Sir Bridgman laughed, Sir Lyster smiled indulgently, and Admiral Heyworth rose to go.

      "There's only one thing more; I want a room here and someone to take down letters."

      "I will tell my secretary to arrange everything," said Sir Lyster. "You have only to ask for what you require, Mr. Dene."

      "Well, that's settled," said John Dene, rising. "Now it's up to me, and if the Destroyer doesn't give those Huns merry hell, then I'm green goods;" and with this enigmatical utterance he abruptly left the room, with a nod, and a "See you all in the morning."

      As the door closed, the three men gazed at each other for a few seconds.

      "An original character," said Sir Lyster indulgently. "Going, Heyworth?" he enquired, as Admiral Heyworth moved towards the door.

      "Yes, I've hardly touched the day's work yet," was the reply.

      "Never mind," said Sir Bridgman, "you've done the best day's work you're likely to do during this war."

      "I think I agree with you," said Admiral Heyworth as he left the room.

      "Well, Grayne, what do you think of our friend, John Dene?" inquired Sir Bridgman as he lighted a cigarette.

      "He's rather abrupt," said Sir Lyster hesitatingly, "but I think he's a sterling character."

      "You're right," said Sir Bridgman heartily. "I wish we had a dozen John Denes in the Service. When the colonies do produce a man they do the thing in style, and Canada has made no mistake about John Dene. He's going nearer to win the war than any other man in the Empire."

      "Ah! your incurable enthusiasm," smiled Sir Lyster.

      "What I like about him," remarked Sir Bridgman, "is that he never waits to be contradicted."

      "He certainly does seem to take everything for granted," said Sir Lyster, with a note of complaint in his voice.

      "The man who has all the cards generally does," said Sir Bridgman drily. "Dene will always get there, because he has no axe to grind, and the only thing he respects is brains. That is why he snubs us all so unmercifully," he added with the laugh that always made Sir Lyster wish he wouldn't.

      "Now I want to consult you about a rather embarrassing question that's on the paper for Friday," said Sir Lyster.

      Unconscious that he was forming the subject of discussion with the heads of the Admiralty, John Dene, on leaving the First Lord's room, turned to the right and walked quickly in the direction of the main staircase. As he reached a point where the corridor was intersected by another running at right angles, the sudden opening of a door on his left caused him to turn his head quickly. A moment later there was a feminine cry and a sound of broken crockery, and John Dene found himself gazing down at a broken teapot.

      "Oh!"

      He looked up from the steaming ruin of newly brewed tea into the violet eyes of the girl who had directed him to the Admiralty. He noticed the purity of her skin, the redness of her lips and the rebelliousness of her corn-coloured hair, which seeming to refuse all constraint clung about her head in little wanton tendrils.

      "That's my fault," said John Dene, removing his hat. "I'm sorry."

      "Yes; but our tea," said the girl in genuine consternation; "we're rationed, you know."

      "Rationed?" said John Dene.

      "Yes; we only get two ounces a week each," she said with a comical look of despair.

      "Gee!" cried John Dene, then he asked suddenly: "What are you?"

      The girl looked at him in surprise, a little stiffly.

      "Can you type? Never mind about the tea."

      "But I do mind about the tea." She found John Dene's manner disarming.

      "I take it you're a stenographer. Now tell me your name. I'll see about the tea." He had whipped out a note-book and pencil. "Hurry, I've got a cable to send."

      Seeing that she was reluctant to give her name, he continued: "Never mind about your name. Be in the First Lord's room to-morrow at eleven o'clock; I'll see you there;" and with that he turned quickly, resumed his hat and retraced his steps.

      Without knocking, he pushed open the door of Mr. Blair's room, walked swiftly across and opened the door leading to that of the First Lord.

      "Here!" he cried, "where can I buy a pound of tea?"

      If John Dene had asked where he could borrow an ichthyosaurus, Sir Lyster and Sir Bridgman could not have gazed at him with more astonishment.

      "You can't," said Sir Bridgman, at length, his eyes twinkling as he watched the expression on Sir Lyster's face.

      "Can't!" cried John Dene.

      "Tea's rationed – two ounces a week," explained Sir Bridgman.

      "Anyhow I've got to buy a pound of tea. I've just smashed up the teapot of a girl in the corridor."

      "I'm afraid it's impossible," said Sir Lyster with quiet dignity.

      "Impossible!" said John Dene irritably. "Here am I giving more'n a million dollars to the country and I can't get a pound of tea. I'll see about that. She'll be here in this room to-morrow at eleven o'clock," and with that the door closed and John Dene disappeared.

      "I've told a girl to be here at eleven o'clock to-morrow. She's going to be my secretary," he explained to Mr. Blair as he passed through his office.

      Mr. Blair blinked his eyes vigorously. He had seen Sir Lyster and Admiral Heyworth leave the Admiralty with John Dene, he gathered that they had had a long interview with the Prime Minister, then they had returned again and, for two hours, had sat in consultation with the First Sea Lord. Now the amazing John Dene had made an appointment to meet some girl in the First Lord's room at eleven o'clock the next morning.

      As John Dene left the Admiralty puffing clouds of blue content from his cigar, the shifty-eyed man, in a grey suit, who had been examining the Royal Marines statue, drew a white handkerchief with a flourish from his pocket and proceeded to blow his nose vigorously. The act seemed to pass unnoticed save by a young girl sitting on a neighbouring seat. She immediately appeared to become greatly interested in the movements of John Dene, whilst the man in the grey suit walked away in the direction of Birdcage Walk.

      "Where's the tea?" was the cry with which Dorothy West was greeted as she entered the room she occupied with a number of other girls after her encounter with John Dene.

      "It's in the corridor," she replied.

      "Oh! go and get it, there's a dear; I'm simply parched," cried Marjorie Rogers, a pretty little brunette