The Golden Age. Kenneth Grahame

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       Kenneth Grahame

      The Golden Age

      Published by Good Press, 2021

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      EAN 4057664624543

Table of Contents

       PROLOGUE: THE OLYMPIANS

       A HOLIDAY

       A WHITE-WASHED UNCLE

       ALARUMS AND EXCURSIONS

       THE FINDING OF THE PRINCESS

       SAWDUST AND SIN

       'YOUNG ADAM CUPID'

       THE BURGLARS

       A HARVESTING

       SNOWBOUND

       WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT

       THE ARGONAUTS

       THE ROMAN ROAD

       THE SECRET DRAWER

       'EXIT TYRANNUS'

       THE BLUE ROOM

       A FALLING OUT

       'LUSISTI SATIS'

       BOOKS BY KENNETH GRAHAME

       DREAM DAYS

       THE HEADSWOMAN

       PAGAN PAPERS

       P.J. BILLINGHURST'S FABLE-BOOKS

       A HUNDRED FABLES OF ÆSOP

       A HUNDRED FABLES OF LA FONTAINE

       A HUNDRED ANECDOTES OF ANIMALS

      PUBLISHER'S NOTE

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      The publication of this new edition of "The Golden Age," the favourite amongst Mr. Kenneth Grahame's favoured books, with the illustrations by Mr. Maxfield Parrish reproduced in photogravure, was accomplished through the kindness of the various owners, who gave access to the originals in their respective collections. The publisher begs gratefully to acknowledge this courtesy, with special thanks also to Mr. Frederick Keppel and Mr. Fitzroy Carrington for their kind co-operation.

PROLOGUE: THE OLYMPIANS

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      LOOKING back to those days of old, ere the gate shut to behind me, I can see now that to children with a proper equipment of parents these things would have worn a different aspect. But to those whose nearest were aunts and uncles, a special attitude of mind may be allowed. They treated us, indeed, with kindness enough as to the needs of the flesh, but after that with indifference (an indifference, as I recognise, the result of a certain stupidity), and therewith the commonplace conviction that your child is merely animal. At a very early age I remember realising in a quite impersonal and kindly way the existence of that stupidity, and its tremendous influence in the world; while there grew up in me, as in the parallel case of Caliban upon Setebos, a vague sense of a ruling power, wilful, and freakish, and prone to the practice of vagaries—'just choosing so': as, for instance, the giving of authority over us to these hopeless and incapable creatures, when it might far more reasonably have been given to ourselves over them. These elders, our betters by a trick of chance, commanded no respect, but only a certain blend of envy—of their good luck—and pity—for their inability to make use of it. Indeed, it was one of the most hopeless features in their character (when we troubled ourselves to waste a thought on them: which wasn't often) that, having absolute licence to indulge in the pleasures of life, they could get no good of it. They might dabble in the pond all day, hunt the chickens, climb trees in the most uncompromising Sunday clothes; they were free to issue forth and buy gunpowder in the full eye of the sun—free to fire cannons and explode mines on the lawn: yet they never did any one of these things. No irresistible Energy haled them to church o' Sundays; yet they went there regularly of their own accord, though they betrayed no greater delight in the experience than ourselves.

      On the whole, the existence of these Olympians seemed to be entirely void of interests, even as their movements were confined and slow, and their habits stereotyped and senseless. To anything but appearances they were blind. For them the orchard (a place elf-haunted, wonderful!) simply produced so many apples and cherries: or it didn't—when the failures of Nature were not infrequently ascribed to us. They never set foot within fir-wood or hazel-copse, nor dreamt of the marvels hid therein. The mysterious sources, sources as of old Nile, that fed the duck-pond had no magic for them. They were unaware of Indians, nor recked they anything of bisons or of pirates (with pistols!), though the whole place swarmed with such portents. They cared not to explore for robbers' caves, nor dig for hidden treasure. Perhaps, indeed, it was one of their best qualities that they spent the greater part of their time stuffily indoors.

       'For them the orchard (a place elf-haunted, wonderful!) simply'

      To be sure there was an exception in the curate, who would receive, unblenching, the information that the meadow beyond the orchard was a prairie studded with herds of buffalo, which it was our delight, moccasined and tomahawked, to ride down with those whoops that announce the scenting of blood. He neither laughed nor sneered, as the Olympians would have done; but, possessed of a serious idiosyncrasy, he