The Greatest Adventure Books - Robert Louis Stevenson Edition (Illustrated). Robert Louis Stevenson

lass that was the servant. This we carried with us in a bundle, meaning to sit and eat it in a bush of wood on the seashore, that we saw some third part of a mile in front. As we went, I kept looking across the water and sighing to myself; and though I took no heed of it, Alan had fallen into a muse. At last he stopped in the way.

      “Did ye take heed of the lass we bought this of?” says he, tapping on the bread and cheese.

      “To be sure,” said I, “and a bonny lass she was.”

      “Ye thought that?” cries he. “Man, David, that’s good news.”

      “In the name of all that’s wonderful, why so?” says I. “What good can that do?”

      “Well,” said Alan, with one of his droll looks, “I was rather in hopes it would maybe get us that boat.”

      “If it were the other way about, it would be liker it,” said I.

      “That’s all that you ken, ye see,” said Alan. “I don’t want the lass to fall in love with ye, I want her to be sorry for ye, David; to which end there is no manner of need that she should take you for a beauty. Let me see” (looking me curiously over). “I wish ye were a wee thing paler; but apart from that ye’ll do fine for my purpose — ye have a fine, hang-dog, rag-and-tatter, clappermaclaw kind of a look to ye, as if ye had stolen the coat from a potato-bogle. Come; right about, and back to the changehouse for that boat of ours.”

      I followed him, laughing.

      “David Balfour,” said he, “ye’re a very funny gentleman by your way of it, and this is a very funny employ for ye, no doubt. For all that, if ye have any affection for my neck (to say nothing of your own) ye will perhaps be kind enough to take this matter responsibly. I am going to do a bit of play-acting, the bottom ground of which is just exactly as serious as the gallows for the pair of us. So bear it, if ye please, in mind, and conduct yourself according.”

      “Well, well,” said I, “have it as you will.”

      As we got near the clachan, he made me take his arm and hang upon it like one almost helpless with weariness; and by the time he pushed open the changehouse door, he seemed to be half carrying me. The maid appeared surprised (as well she might be) at our speedy return; but Alan had no words to spare for her in explanation, helped me to a chair, called for a tass of brandy with which he fed me in little sips, and then breaking up the bread and cheese helped me to eat it like a nursery-lass; the whole with that grave, concerned, affectionate countenance, that might have imposed upon a judge. It was small wonder if the maid were taken with the picture we presented, of a poor, sick, overwrought lad and his most tender comrade. She drew quite near, and stood leaning with her back on the next table.

      “What’s like wrong with him?” said she at last.

      Alan turned upon her, to my great wonder, with a kind of fury. “Wrong?” cries he. “He’s walked more hundreds of miles than he has hairs upon his chin, and slept oftener in wet heather than dry sheets. Wrong, quo’ she! Wrong enough, I would think! Wrong, indeed!” and he kept grumbling to himself as he fed me, like a man ill-pleased.

      “He’s young for the like of that,” said the maid.

      “Ower young,” said Alan, with his back to her.

      “He would be better riding,” says she.

      “And where could I get a horse to him?” cried Alan, turning on her with the same appearance of fury. “Would ye have me steal?”

      I thought this roughness would have sent her off in dudgeon, as indeed it closed her mouth for the time. But my companion knew very well what he was doing; and for as simple as he was in some things of life, had a great fund of roguishness in such affairs as these.

      “Ye neednae tell me,” she said at last— “ye’re gentry.”

      “Well,” said Alan, softened a little (I believe against his will) by this artless comment, “and suppose we were? Did ever you hear that gentrice put money in folk’s pockets?”

      She sighed at this, as if she were herself some disinherited great lady. “No,” says she, “that’s true indeed.”

      I was all this while chafing at the part I played, and sitting tongue-tied between shame and merriment; but somehow at this I could hold in no longer, and bade Alan let me be, for I was better already. My voice stuck in my throat, for I ever hated to take part in lies; but my very embarrassment helped on the plot, for the lass no doubt set down my husky voice to sickness and fatigue.

      “Has he nae friends?” said she, in a tearful voice.

      “That has he so!” cried Alan, “if we could but win to them! — friends and rich friends, beds to lie in, food to eat, doctors to see to him — and here he must tramp in the dubs and sleep in the heather like a beggarman.”

      “And why that?” says the lass.

      “My dear,” said Alan, “I cannae very safely say; but I’ll tell ye what I’ll do instead,” says he, “I’ll whistle ye a bit tune.” And with that he leaned pretty far over the table, and in a mere breath of a whistle, but with a wonderful pretty sentiment, gave her a few bars of “Charlie is my darling.”

      “Wheesht,” says she, and looked over her shoulder to the door.

      “That’s it,” said Alan.

      “And him so young!” cries the lass.

      “He’s old enough to — —” and Alan struck his forefinger on the back part of his neck, meaning that I was old enough to lose my head.

      “It would be a black shame,” she cried, flushing high.

      “It’s what will be, though,” said Alan, “unless we manage the better.”

      At this the lass turned and ran out of that part of the house, leaving us alone together. Alan in high good humour at the furthering of his schemes, and I in bitter dudgeon at being called a Jacobite and treated like a child.

      “Alan,” I cried, “I can stand no more of this.”

      “Ye’ll have to sit it then, Davie,” said he. “For if ye upset the pot now, ye may scrape your own life out of the fire, but Alan Breck is a dead man.”

      This was so true that I could only groan; and even my groan served Alan’s purpose, for it was overheard by the lass as she came flying in again with a dish of white puddings and a bottle of strong ale.

      “Poor lamb!” says she, and had no sooner set the meat before us, than she touched me on the shoulder with a little friendly touch, as much as to bid me cheer up. Then she told us to fall to, and there would be no more to pay; for the inn was her own, or at least her father’s, and he was gone for the day to Pittencrieff. We waited for no second bidding, for bread and cheese is but cold comfort and the puddings smelt excellently well; and while we sat and ate, she took up that same place by the next table, looking on, and thinking, and frowning to herself, and drawing the string of her apron through her hand.

      “I’m thinking ye have rather a long tongue,” she said at last to Alan.

      “Ay” said Alan; “but ye see I ken the folk I speak to.”

      “I would never betray ye,” said she, “if ye mean that.”

      “No,” said he, “ye’re not that kind. But I’ll tell ye what ye would do, ye would help.”

      “I couldnae,” said she, shaking her head. “Na, I couldnae.”

      “No,” said he, “but if ye could?”

      She answered him nothing.

      “Look here, my lass,” said Alan, “there are boats in the Kingdom of Fife, for I saw two (no less) upon the beach, as I came in by your town’s end. Now if we could have the use of a boat to pass under cloud of night into