A Good Girl's Guide to Murder. Holly Jackson

Max: Not really. Maybe a little quiet, if anything. Pip: Did you wonder why at the time? Max: Nope, I was pretty drunk. Pip: And that night, did Sal talk about Andie at all? Max: No, he didn’t mention her once. Pip: He didn’t say they were having a disagreement at the time or – Max: No he just didn’t bring her up. Pip: How well do you remember that night? Max: I remember all of it. Spent most of it playing Jake and Millie on Call of Duty. I remember ’cause Millie was going on about equality and stuff, and then she didn’t win once. Pip: This was after Sal left? Max: Yeah, he left really early. Pip: Where was Naomi when you were playing video games? Max: M.I.A. Pip: Missing? She wasn’t there? Max: Um, no . . . err . . . she went upstairs for a while. Pip: By herself ? Doing what? Max: I don’t know. Taking a nap. Taking a dump. Fuck knows. Pip: For how long? Max: I don’t remember. Pip: OK, and when Sal left what did he say? Max: He didn’t really. He just slipped out quietly. I didn’t really notice him going at the time. Pip: So the next evening, after you’d all learned that Andie was missing, you went round to see Sal? Max: Yeah ’cause we figured he would be pretty bummed out. Pip: And how did he ask you all to lie and give him an alibi? Max: He just came out and said it. Said it was looking bad for him and asked if we could help out and just change the times a bit. It wasn’t a biggie. He didn’t phrase it like: give me an alibi. That’s not how it was. It was just a favour for a friend. Pip: Do you think Sal killed Andie? Max: He had to have done it, didn’t he? I mean, if you’re asking if I thought my friend was capable of murder, the answer would be no way. He was like this sweet little agony aunt. But he did it because, you know, the blood and stuff. And the only way that Sal would ever kill himself, I think, is if he’d done something really bad. So, it all fits unfortunately. Pip: OK, thanks, those are all my questions.

      There are some inconsistencies between their two versions of events. Naomi said that Sal did talk about Andie and told all his friends they were having a disagreement. Max says he didn’t mention her once. Naomi says Sal told everyone that he was heading home early because he wasn’t ‘feeling it’. Max says he slipped out quietly.

      Of course, I am asking them to remember a night over five years ago. Certain lapses in memory are to be expected.

      But then there’s this thing Max said, that Naomi was M.I.A. Though he said he didn’t remember how long Naomi was gone for, he had just before indicated that he spent ‘most’ of the night with Millie and Jake and for that particular activity Naomi wasn’t there. Let’s just say I can infer that she was ‘upstairs’ for at least an hour. But why? Why would she be upstairs alone at Max’s house instead of with her friends? Unless Max just accidentally told me that Naomi left the house for a period of time that night and he’s trying to cover for her.

      I can’t believe I’m actually going to type this, but I’m starting to suspect that Naomi could have had something to do with Andie. I’ve known her eleven years. I’ve lived almost my whole life looking up to her as a big sister, so I might learn how to be one too. Naomi’s kind; the sort of person who’d give you an encouraging smile when you’re mid-story and everyone else has stopped listening. She’s mild-tempered, she’s delicate, calm. But could she be unstable? Is it in her to be violent?

      I don’t know, I’m getting ahead of myself. But there’s also what Ravi said, that he thought Naomi was in love with his brother. It’s pretty clear from her answers too that she didn’t particularly like Andie. And her interview, it was just so awkward, so tense. I know I was asking her to relive some bad memories but the same goes for Max and his was a breeze. Then again . . . was Max’s interview too easy? Was he just a bit too aloof ?

      I don’t know what to think but I can’t help it, my imagination just threw off its leash and stuck its middle finger up at me. I’m now picturing a scene: Naomi kills Andie in a jealous rage. Sal stumbles across the scene, confounded and distraught. His best friend has killed his girlfriend.

      But he still cares for Naomi so he helps her dispose of Andie’s body and they agree to never speak of it. But he can’t hide from the terrible guilt of what he helped conceal. The only escape he can think of is death.

      Or maybe I’m making a something out of a nothing?

      Most likely. Either way, I think she has to go on the list.

      I need a break.

      Persons of Interest

      Jason Bell

      Naomi Ward