If You Can't Stand the Heat.... Joss Wood

okay? He was going to have to work on that.

      Ellie used her free hand to dig into her bag for her house keys and half turned, knocking the unstable pile with her hip. The files tipped and the papers caught in the mild evening wind and drifted away.

      ‘Dammit! Ginger—sorry, I have to go. I’ve just knocked something over.’

      Ellie threw her mobile onto the seat of the Morris chair, then started to curse in Arabic. His mouth fell open. His eyes widened as the curses became quite creative, muddled and downright vulgar.

      Jack thought that she could do with some help so he stepped over the sill of the low window directly onto the veranda and started to collect the bits of paper that were scattered all over the floor.

      ‘Do you actually know what you’re saying?’ he demanded, when she stopped for ten seconds to take a breath.

      Ellie sent him a puzzled look. ‘Daughter of a donkey, son of a donkey, your mother is ugly, et cetera.’

      Uh, no. Not even close. ‘Do me a favour? Don’t ever repeat any of those anywhere near an Arab, okay?’

      Ellie slowly stood up and narrowed her eyes. ‘They are rude, aren’t they?’

      He didn’t need to respond because she’d already connected the dots.

      ‘Mitchell! He taught me those when I was a kid.’ It was so typical of Mitch’s twisted sense of humour to teach his innocent daughter foul curse words in Arabic. ‘I’m going to kill him! I take it you speak Arabic?’

      ‘Mmm.’ He’d discovered that he had a gift for languages while he was a teenager, when he’d been unable to do anything more energetic than read.

      Ellie sent him a direct look. ‘So, do you speak any other languages?’

      Jack shrugged. ‘Enough Mandarin to make myself understood. Some Japanese. I’m learning Russian. And Dari...’

      ‘What’s that?’

      ‘Also known as Farsi, or Afghan Persian. Helpful, obviously, in Afghanistan.’

      Ellie stared at him, seemingly impressed. ‘That’s incredible.’

      Jack shrugged, uncomfortable with her praise. ‘Lots of people speak second or third languages.’

      ‘But not Farsi, Russian or Mandarin,’ Ellie countered. ‘I’m useless. I can barely spell in English.’

      ‘I don’t believe that.’

      ‘You can ask Mitchell if you like. Nothing made him angrier than seeing my spelling test results,’ Ellie quipped. ‘Besides, English is a stupid language...their and there, which and witch, write, right, rite.’

      ‘And another wright,’ Jack added.

      ‘You’re just making that up,’ she grumbled.

      ‘I’m not. It’s one of the few four-word homophones.’ Jack’s grin flashed. ‘W.R.I.G.H.T. Someone who constructs or repairs things—as in a millwright.’

      ‘Homophones? Huh.’ Ellie heaved an exaggerated, forlorn sigh. ‘Good grief, I’m sharing my house with a swot. What did I do to deserve that?’

      Jack laughed, delighted. ‘Life does throw challenges at one.’

      After they’d finished collecting the papers Ellie sat down on the couch, rolling her head on her shoulders.

      Jack sat on the low stone wall in front of her. ‘Tough day?’ he asked, conversationally.

      Ellie slumped in the chair. ‘Very. How can you tell?’

      Jack lifted his hands. ‘I heard you talking to your grandmother.’

      ‘And how much did you hear?’

      ‘You’re pissed, you’re stressed, something about having to move the bakery. You’ve had worse house guests than me.’

      Even in the dim light he could see Ellie flush. ‘Sorry. Mitchell tends to use me as his own personal B&B... I didn’t mean to make you feel unwelcome.’

      ‘Am I?’

      Ellie threw her hands up and sent him a miserable look. ‘You’re not. I’m more frustrated at Mitchell’s high-handedness than at the actual reality of a house guest, if that makes sense.’

      Jack nodded, hearing the truth in her statement, and relaxed. ‘Mitch does have a very nebulous concept of the word no,’ he stated calmly.

      ‘And he’s had twenty-eight years to perfect the art of manipulating me,’ Ellie muttered. ‘Again, that’s not directed at you personally.’

      Jack laughed. ‘I get it, Ellie. Relax. Talking about relaxing...’ Jack walked back into the house, found a wine rack and remembered that he’d seen a corkscrew in the middle drawer when he was looking for a bread knife earlier. He took the wine and two glasses back to the veranda. ‘If I ever saw a girl in need of the stress-relieving qualities of alcohol, it’s you.’

      ‘If I have any of that I’ll fall over,’ Ellie told him, covering a yawn with her hand.

      ‘A glass or two won’t hurt.’ Jack yanked the cork out, poured the Merlot and handed her a glass.

      Ellie took the glass from him and took the first delicious sip. ‘Yum. I could drink this all night.’

      ‘Then it would definitely hurt when you wake up.’ After a moment’s silence, he succumbed to his curiosity. ‘Tell me what that conversation was about.’

      Ellie cradled the glass in her hand and eyed Jack across the rim. Shirtless, and with bare feet, he was a delectable sight for sore eyes at the end of a hectic day. ‘You’re very nosy.’

      ‘I’m a journalist. It’s a job requirement. Talk.’

      She wanted to object, to tell him he was bossy—which he was—but she didn’t. Couldn’t. She needed someone to offload on and maybe it would be easier to talk to a stranger who was leaving... When was he leaving? She asked him.

      Jack grinned. ‘Not sure yet. Is it a problem if I stay for another night or two? I like your house,’ he added, and Ellie’s glass stopped halfway to her mouth.

      ‘You want to stay because you like my house? Uh...why?’

      ‘Well, apart from the fact that we haven’t yet talked about Mitch, it’s...restful.’ Jack lifted a bare muscled shoulder. ‘It shouldn’t be with such bright colours but it is. I like hearing the sea, the wind coming off the mountain. I like it.’

      ‘Thanks.’ Ellie took a sip of wine. It would be nice to know if he liked her as much as he liked her house, but since she’d only spent a couple of hours with him what could she expect? Ellie couldn’t believe she was even thinking about him like that. It was so high school—and she had bigger problems than thinking about boys and their nice bodies and whether they liked her back.

      Jack topped up her wine glass and then his. He squinted at the label on the bottle. ‘This is a nice wine. Maybe I should go on a wine-tasting tour of the vineyards.’

      ‘That’s a St Sylve Merlot. My friend Luke owns the winery and his fiancée Jess does the advertising for the bakery.’

      ‘And we’re back full circle to your bakery. Talk.’ Jack boosted himself up so that he sat cross-legged on the stone wall, his back to a wooden beam.

      His eyes rested on her face and they encouraged her to trust him, to let it out, to talk to him...

      Damn, he was good at this.

      Ellie’s smile was small and held a hint of pride. ‘Pari’s Perfect Cakes—’

      ‘Who was Pari, by the way?’ Jack interrupted her.

      ‘My grandmother. It was her bakery originally. It means “fairy”