The Hobbit. J. R. R. Tolkien

to clear up!”

      Thereupon the twelve dwarves—not Thorin, he was too important, and stayed talking to Gandalf—jumped to their feet, and made tall piles of all the things. Off they went, not waiting for trays, balancing columns of plates, each with a bottle on the top, with one hand, while the hobbit ran after them almost squeaking with fright: “please be careful!” and “please, don’t trouble! I can manage.” But the dwarves only started to sing:

       Chip the glasses and crack the plates!

       Blunt the knives and bend the forks!

       That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates–

       Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

       Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!

       Pour the milk on the pantry floor!

       Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!

       Splash the wine on every door!

       Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;

       Pound them up with a thumping pole;

       And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,

       Send them down the hall to roll!

       That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!

       So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

      And of course they did none of these dreadful things, and everything was cleaned and put away safe as quick as lightning, while the hobbit was turning round and round in the middle of the kitchen trying to see what they were doing. Then they went back, and found Thorin with his feet on the fender smoking a pipe. He was blowing the most enormous smoke-rings, and wherever he told one to go, it went—up the chimney, or behind the clock on the mantelpiece, or under the table, or round and round the ceiling; but wherever it went it was not quick enough to escape Gandalf. Pop! he sent a smaller smoke-ring from his short clay-pipe straight through each one of Thorin’s. Then Gandalf’s smoke-ring would go green and come back to hover over the wizard’s head. He had a cloud of them about him already, and in the dim light it made him look strange and sorcerous. Bilbo stood still and watched—he loved smoke-rings—and then he blushed to think how proud he had been yesterday morning of the smoke-rings he had sent up the wind over The Hill.

      “Now for some music!” said Thorin. “Bring out the instruments!”

      Kili and Fili rushed for their bags and brought back little fiddles; Dori, Nori, and Ori brought out flutes from somewhere inside their coats; Bombur produced a drum from the hall; Bifur and Bofur went out too, and came back with clarinets that they had left among the walking-sticks. Dwalin and Balin said: “Excuse me, I left mine in the porch!” “Just bring mine in with you!” said Thorin. They came back with viols as big as themselves, and with Thorin’s harp wrapped in a green cloth. It was a beautiful golden harp, and when Thorin struck it the music began all at once, so sudden and sweet that Bilbo forgot everything else, and was swept away into dark lands under strange moons, far over The Water and very far from his hobbit-hole under The Hill.

      The dark came into the room from the little window that opened in the side of The Hill; the firelight flickered—it was April—and still they played on, while the shadow of Gandalf’s beard wagged against the wall.

      The dark filled all the room, and the fire died down, and the shadows were lost, and still they played on. And suddenly first one and then another began to sing as they played, deep-throated singing of the dwarves in the deep places of their ancient homes; and this is like a fragment of their song, if it can be like their song without their music.

       Far over the misty mountains cold

       To dungeons deep and caverns old

       We must away ere break of day

       To seek the pale enchanted gold.

       The dwarves of yore made mighty spells,

       While hammers fell like ringing bells

       In places deep, where dark things sleep,

       In hollow halls beneath the fells.

       For ancient king and elvish lord

       There many a gleaming golden hoard

       They shaped and wrought, and light they caught

       To hide in gems on hilt of sword.

       On silver necklaces they strung

       The flowering stars, on crowns they hung

       The dragon-fire, in twisted wire

       They meshed the light of moon and sun.

       Far over the misty mountains cold

       To dungeons deep and caverns old

       We must away, ere break of day,

       To claim our long-forgotten gold.

       Goblets they carved there for themselves

       And harps of gold; where no man delves

       There lay they long, and many a song

       Was sung unheard by men or elves.

       The pines were roaring on the height,

       The winds were moaning in the night.

       The fire was red, it flaming spread;

       The trees like torches blazed with light.

       The bells were ringing in the dale

       And men looked up with faces pale;

       The dragon’s ire more fierce than fire

       Laid low their towers and houses frail.

       The mountain smoked beneath the moon;

       The dwarves, they heard the tramp of doom.

       They fled their hall to dying fall

       Beneath his feet, beneath the moon.

       Far over the misty mountains grim

       To dungeons deep and caverns dim

       We must away, ere break of day,

       To win our harps and gold from him!

      As they sang the hobbit felt the love of beautiful things made by hands and by cunning and by magic moving through him, a fierce and a jealous love, the desire of the hearts of dwarves. Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and explore the caves, and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick. He looked out of the window. The stars were out in a dark sky above the trees. He thought of the jewels of the dwarves shining in dark caverns. Suddenly in the wood beyond The Water a flame leapt up—probably somebody lighting a wood-fire—and he thought of plundering dragons settling on his quiet Hill and kindling it all to flames. He shuddered; and very quickly he was plain Mr. Baggins of Bag-End, Under-Hill, again.

      He got up trembling. He had less than half a mind to fetch the lamp, and more than half a mind to pretend to, and go and hide behind the beer-barrels in the cellar, and not come out again until all the dwarves had gone away. Suddenly he found that the music and the singing had stopped, and