The Martian Chronicles. Ray Bradbury

tune is that you played?’

      ‘What tune did you play?’

      The woman wept and ran from the stage. And the audience moved out of the amphitheatre. And all around the nervous towns of Mars a similar thing had happened. A coldness had come, like white snow falling on the air.

      In the black alleys, under the torches, the children sang:

      ‘—But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, And so her poor dog had none!’

      ‘Children!’ voices cried. ‘What was that rhyme? Where did you learn it?’

      ‘We just thought of it, all of a sudden. It’s just words we don’t understand.’

      Doors slammed. The streets were deserted. Above the blue hills a green star rose.

      All over the night side of Mars lovers awoke to listen to their loved ones who lay humming in the darkness.

      ‘What is that tune?’

      And in a thousand villas, in the middle of the night, women awoke, screaming. They had to be soothed while the tears ran down their faces. There, there. Sleep. What’s wrong? A dream?’

      ‘Something terrible will happen in the morning.’

      ‘Nothing can happen, all is well with us.’

      A hysterical sobbing. ‘It is coming nearer and nearer and nearer!’

      ‘Nothing can happen to us. What could? Sleep now. Sleep.’

      It was quiet in the deep morning of Mars, as quiet as a cool and black well, with stars shining in the canal waters, and, breathing in every room, the children curled with their spiders in closed hands, the lovers arm in arm, the moons gone, the torches cold, the stone amphitheatres deserted.

      The only sound, just before dawn, was a night watchman, far away down a lonely street, walking along in the darkness, humming a very strange song …

       AUGUST 1999

       The Earth Men

      Whoever was knocking at the door didn’t want to stop.

      Mrs Ttt threw the door open. ‘Well?’

      ‘You speak English!’ The man standing there was astounded.

      ‘I speak what I speak,’ she said.

      ‘It’s wonderful English!’ The man was in uniform. There were three men with him, in a great hurry, all smiling, all dirty.

      ‘What do you want?’ demanded Mrs Ttt.

      ‘You are a Martian!’ The man smiled. ‘The word is not familiar to you certainly. It’s an Earth expression.’ He nodded at his men. ‘We are from Earth. I’m Captain Williams. We’ve landed on Mars within the hour. Here we are, the Second Expedition! There was a First Expedition, but we don’t know what happened to it. But here we are, anyway. And you are the first Martian we’ve met!’

      ‘Martian?’ Her eyebrows went up.

      ‘What I mean to say is, you live on the fourth planet from the sun. Correct?’

      ‘Elementary,’ she snapped, eyeing them.

      ‘And we’ – he pressed his chubby pink hand to his chest – ‘we are from Earth. Right, men?’

      ‘Right, sir!’ A chorus.

      ‘This is the planet Tyrr,’ she said, ‘if you want to use the proper name.’

      ‘Tyrr, Tyrr.’ The captain laughed exhaustedly. ‘What a fine name! But, my good woman, how is it you speak such perfect English?’

      ‘I’m not speaking, I’m thinking,’ she said. ‘Telepathy! Good day!’ And she slammed the door.

      A moment later there was that dreadful man knocking again.

      She whipped the door open. ‘What now?’ she wondered.

      The man was still there, trying to smile, looking bewildered. He put out his hands. ‘I don’t think you understand—’

      ‘What?’ she snapped.

      The man gazed at her in surprise. ‘We’re from Earth!’

      ‘I haven’t time,’ she said. ‘I’ve a lot of cooking today and there’s cleaning and sewing and all. You evidently wish to see Mr Ttt; he’s upstairs in his study.’

      ‘Yes,’ said the Earth Man confusedly, blinking. ‘By all means, let us see Mr Ttt.’

      ‘He’s busy.’ She slammed the door again.

      This time the knock on the door was most impertinently loud.

      ‘See here!’ cried the man when the door was thrust open again. He jumped in as if to surprise her. ‘This is no way to treat visitors!’

      ‘All over my clean floor!’ she cried. ‘Mud! Get out! If you come in my house, wash your boots first.’

      The man looked in dismay at his muddy boots. ‘This,’ he said, ‘is no time for trivialities. I think,’ he said, ‘we should be celebrating.’ He looked at her for a long time as if looking might make her understand.

      ‘If you’ve made my crystal buns fall in the oven,’ she exclaimed, ‘I’ll hit you with a piece of wood!’ She peered into a little hot oven. She came back, red, steamy-faced. Her eyes were sharp yellow, her skin was soft brown, she was thin and quick as an insect. Her voice was metallic and sharp. ‘Wait here. I’ll see if I can let you have a moment with Mr Ttt. What was your business?’

      The man swore luridly, as if she’d hit his hand with a hammer. ‘Tell him we’re from Earth and it’s never been done before!’

      ‘What hasn’t?’ She put her brown hand up. ‘Never mind. I’ll be back.’

      The sound of her feet fluttered through the stone house.

      Outside, the immense blue Martian sky was hot and still as warm deep sea-water. The Martian desert lay broiling like a prehistoric mud-pot, waves of heat rising and shimmering. There was a small rocket-ship reclining upon a hilltop nearby. Large footprints came from the rocket to the door of this stone house.

      Now there was a sound of quarrelling voices upstairs. The men within the door stared at one another, shifting on their boots, twiddling their fingers, and holding on to their hip-belts. A man’s voice shouted upstairs. The woman’s voice replied. After fifteen minutes the Earth Men began walking in and out of the kitchen door, with nothing to do.

      ‘Cigarette?’ said one of the men.

      Somebody got out a packet and they lit up. They puffed low streams of pale white smoke. They adjusted their uniforms, fixed their collars. The voices upstairs continued to mutter and chant. The leader of the men looked at his watch.

      ‘Twenty-five minutes,’ he said. ‘I wonder what they’re up to up there.’ He went to a window and looked out.

      ‘Hot day,’ said one of the men.

      ‘Yeah,’ said someone else in the slow warm time of early afternoon. The voices had faded to a murmur and were now silent. There was not a sound in the house. All the men could hear was their own breathing.

      An hour of silence passed. ‘I hope we didn’t cause any trouble,’ said the captain. He went and peered into the living-room.

      Mrs Ttt was there, watering some flowers that grew in the centre of the room.

      ‘I knew I had forgotten something,’ she said when she saw