Зарисовки одной дамочки. Алена Некрасова

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Название Зарисовки одной дамочки
Автор произведения Алена Некрасова
Жанр Юмористическая проза
Серия
Издательство Юмористическая проза
Год выпуска 2004
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ты была на центнер похудее». 150 килограмм – повеситься можно. Чего я только не делала! И диеты, и гипноз, и массаж, и заговоры (это когда ты себя обкатываешь куском теста, говоришь определенные слова, причем в определенный день и час, а потом скармливаешь это тесто свинье). Короче говоря, денег извела кучу. Мой организм явно соревновался со мной: я сбрасываю килограмм, он набирает два.

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