The Final Cut. Michael Dobbs

more often than I care to remember. He’s as promiscuous with his opinions as a whore on the Avenue Foch. Can’t bear the man.’ He shook his head. The thought of being cooped up with him brings me no joy.’

      ‘But think, Clive. The panel is split down the middle, two-two, by appointment. You’ll have the deciding vote. Doesn’t matter a damn about Rodin or any of the others, you can get on and do the job you think is right.’

      ‘I’m not sure, Harry. This is already beginning to sound like a political poker game. Would this be a proper job? No arm-twisting? I’ll not be part of any grubby backstage deal,’ the lawyer warned, all Northern stubbornness, drawing in his chins. ‘If I were to handle this case it would have to be decided on its merits.’

      ‘That’s why you’ve got to do it, precisely because you’re so irritatingly impartial. Let me be frank. We want you for your reputation. With you involved, everything will be seen to be fair. Smother them in Hague Conventions and peaceful precedent. Frankly, from the political point of view it doesn’t matter a dehydrated fig what you decide, in practice it will be little more than a line drawn across the rocks. A half-mile here or there on which you couldn’t grow a bag of beans. But what it will do is enable the Cypriot politicians to sew up a deal they badly need. So come down on whatever side you like, Clive, there’ll be no pressure from us. All we want is a settlement.’

      They paused. The crowd was rising to the boil once more as the decisive set began to take shape. Watling still hesitated, it was time for the final nudge.

      ‘And I suspect it would be appropriate to speed things along at our end, too. No need to wait in long line, I think we could ensure your name appeared in the very next Honours List, at New Year’s. Wouldn’t want any uncertainty clouding your deliberations.’ Ponsonby was laughing. ‘Sorry about the hurry. And about California. But there’s pressure on. The Cypriots have been at war with each other for a quarter of a century; it’s time to draw the curtain on their little tragedy.’

      ‘You’re assuming I’ll say yes? In the interests of a peerage?’

      ‘Dear fellow, in the interests of British fair play.’

      Further exchanges were rendered impossible, buried beneath the weight of noise. The French player had lunged, tripped, become entangled in the net as in desperation he tried to save a vital rally. Break point. The crowd, as one and on its feet, bellowed its delight.

      The captain of the seismic vessel Happy Valley flicked the butt of his cigarette high above his head, watching it intently as it hung in the heavy air before dipping and falling reluctantly out of sight beyond the trawler’s hull. His lungs were burning; he tried to strangle a cough, failed, shivered violently, spat. He’d promised his wife to give up the bloody things and had tried but, out here, day after day spent under callous skies, criss-crossing the featureless seas of the eastern Mediterranean, he found himself praying for storms, for mutiny, for any form of distraction. But there was none. He’d probably die of boredom long before the weed did for him.

      He ached in his bones for the old days, running tank spares into Chile or stolen auto parts into Nigeria, his manifests a patchwork of confusion as he confronted the forces of authority, slipping between their legs with a cargo of contraband as a child evades a decrepit grandparent. Yet now his work was entirely legitimate; he thought the dullness of it all would crush his balls.

      So those Byzantine bastards in Cyprus had agreed to exorcize their ghosts and reach a compromise. Peace to all men, whether Greek or Turk and no matter whose daughters they’d raped or goats they’d stolen. Or was it the other way around? Hell, he was French-Canadian and loathed the lot, but they wanted their offshore waters surveying so they could agree an amicable split. And the sanctions-busting business wasn’t what it used to be, not with peace breaking out everywhere. Seismic was at least a job. Until the next war.

      From the sea behind him came the explosive thud of compressed air. Once, he remembered, it had been bullets and mines. He’d never thought he’d die of boredom. He squinted into the setting sun at the lines of floats and hydrophones that trailed for three thousand meters beyond the Happy Valley, crisscrossing the seas on a precise grid pattern controlled by satellite while bouncing shock waves off the muds and shales below the sea bed and down the throats of the computers. The damned computers had the only air conditioning on the vessel while the men fried eggs in their underwear. But, as his bosses at Seismic International never ceased to remind him, this was a thirty-thousand-dollar-a-day operation, the captain and his crew were the cheapest part of it and by far the easiest to replace.

      He spat at a seagull that had perched on the rail beside him. The bird rose languidly into the skies behind the vessel, examined the creamy wake for fish and, finding none, gave a cry of contempt before departing in search of a proper trawler. Christ, even the bloody birds couldn’t stick the ship. And what was the point? Everyone knew there was nothing but a lot of scrap iron and shards of old pottery down there; not even any fish to talk of, not after they’d blown the once thriving marine world apart with old grenades and other forms of indiscriminate fishing.

      He couldn’t stick this outburst of peace. He wanted another war. And another cigarette. He coughed and began searching his pockets.

       CHAPTER FIVE

       A nation’s pride was never defended successfully by good men. Good men find it impossible to reach the depths required.

      He was standing in his dress shirt, bow tie cast aside, staring out through the shard-proof curtains of the bedroom window across St James’s Park, when she came in. The room was in darkness, his face cast like a wax mask in the reflection from the lighting beneath the trees in the park. Francis Urquhart, shoulders down, hands thrust deep into his dress trouser pockets, looked miserable.

      ‘They turned old Freddie off,’ he whispered.

      ‘Darling?’

      ‘Old Freddie Warburton. The car crash? On life-support? They decided there was no point, Mortima. So they turned him off.’

      ‘But I thought you said he was useless.’

      Urquhart spun round to face his wife. ‘Of course he was useless. Utterly and comprehensively useless. I’m surprised they could even tell when his brain had stopped functioning. But that’s not the point, is it?’

      ‘Then what is the point, Francis?’

      ‘The point, Mortima, is that he was the only surviving member of my original Cabinet from all those years ago. They’ll say it’s the end of an era. My era. Don’t you see?’

      Mortima had begun taking off her jewellery, methodically preparing herself for bed in the semilight while she considered her husband’s fragile mood. ‘Don’t you think you’re over-reacting a little?’ she ventured.

      ‘Of course I am,’ he replied. ‘But they’ll over react, too, the wretched media always do. You know how the poison has begun to drip. Should’ve retired on his tenth anniversary. An ageing administration in need of new ideas and new blood. An age which is passing. Now with bloody Freddie away they’ll say it’s passed. Gone.’ He sat down on the edge of his bed. ‘It makes me feel so…alone, somehow. Except for you.’

      She knelt on his bed and began to work away at the tension in his shoulders. ‘Francis, you are the most successful Prime Minister this country has ever had. You’ve won as many elections as anyone, in three months’ time you will have passed Margaret Thatcher’s record of time in office. Your place in the history books is assured.’

      He turned. She could see the jaw muscles working away, making his temples throb.

      ‘That’s it, Mortima. I feel as if I’m already history. All yesterday, no longer today. No tomorrow.’

      It was back, his black mood, when he raged at the pointlessness of his life and the ingratitude and incompetence of the world around him. The moods never lasted