Art in the Blood. Bonnie Macbird

      Holmes, the cold reasoning machine, did have a deeply emotional side to him. And some of the leaps of thought which came to him – after amassing the facts, of course – displayed an imagination that could only be termed artistic.

      As we strolled out of this gallery and into the next, Holmes leaned in close and whispered, ‘Have you noticed the man who is following us?’

      I started and began to turn.

      ‘Don’t give it away! Continue to walk.’

      ‘Oh, give me more credit than that, Holmes!’

      We drew presently into a room containing some drawings of Ingres. These pen-and-ink studies of women and children might have been pleasing but I could not focus. I glanced behind me. Was there someone who withdrew immediately behind the door to the next gallery? Or was Holmes, in his precarious state, imagining things?

      Who would know we were there, or have the slightest reason to follow us? It must be merely another tourist. What was I thinking?

      ‘The gentleman with the large umbrella is quite skilled at concealment.’ Holmes nodded discreetly in the direction of the gallery from which we had just come.

      ‘I see nothing, Holmes,’ said I. ‘Most people leave their umbrellas in the cloakroom.’

      ‘Precisely.’

      I glanced around again. I saw no man with an umbrella. A small trickle of worry began to take hold of me, coupled with impatience. ‘May I suggest a coffee?’

      ‘Follow me, Watson,’ he said, ‘and we shall lose the fellow.’ He took off at a brisk walk.

      ‘Ridiculous,’ I muttered, hurrying to follow. What could be the point of this mysterious game?

      Ten minutes later, and after a breathless trot through a maze of galleries and rooms large and small on a route which seemed to be well known to my companion, Holmes decided we had succeeded in losing our shadow.

      ‘Good,’ I remarked. ‘Perhaps our follower has joined one of the tour groups of American ladies and will find himself a suitable wife, enabling him to give up a life of crime.’

      Holmes ignored me and presently we came to a large, public staircase in front of a remarkable statue. It was the headless form of a woman, striding intemperately forth, wings spread behind her.

      ‘Behold the Winged Victory of Samothrace, or Nike,’ Holmes announced. ‘One of the finest examples of Hellenistic art in the world, if not the finest.’

      But our fictional follower had grabbed hold of my imagination. ‘They are probably charming him now with their astute comments on the art,’ I said. ‘One of them will capture his fancy. Together, they will move to Philadelphia, opening a small umbrella shop where—’

      ‘I told you, we’ve lost him,’ snapped my companion.

      ‘He was never there, Holmes!’ I said, exasperated. But he ignored me, lost in contemplation of the statue.

      ‘Just look, Watson. Isn’t she magnificent? Notice the vivid stance, the spiral structure, the rendering of wet cloth – perhaps as if at the bow of a ship. The style is from the island of Rhodes, and the sculpture probably commemorates an ancient victory at sea. It is said that the Marseilles Nike I mentioned to you in the train bears a resemblance to her – which would make that statue most coveted indeed!’

      He stared at it, rapt, entranced by which feature or idea, I could not say. It was lovely, I suppose. It was certainly dramatic, bordering on the histrionic. She was missing her head. Where was the head? I sighed, suddenly tired.

      Holmes shot me a withering glance.

      ‘Is the tea room nearby? Perhaps a French pastry would revive me,’ I said.

      ‘Watson, don’t be such a Philistine. You are in the presence of one of the finest pieces of art in the Western pantheon—’ He stopped in mid-sentence and pulled out his pocket watch. ‘Ah, it is time! I have an appointment with the Curator of Sculpture to discuss the stolen Nike statue. It appears that a rare photograph is in their possession. Come, we must not be late.’

      ‘What? I thought you were not interested in this stolen statue.’

      ‘A favour to my brother; nothing more. And simple curiosity.’

      I doubted this. Holmes was purposeful at all times. I tried to control my annoyance. ‘But when did you have time to make this appointment?’

      ‘I telegraphed from Dover,’ he snapped. ‘Obviously.’

      It was typical of Holmes to disguise his agenda, even from me.

      ‘Holmes, there is only so much art I can imbibe at a time,’ I said, somewhat testily. ‘I am going for a cup of tea. Now.’

      Thus I found myself alone in the galleries, scheduled to meet up with Holmes at the Rue de Rivoli entrance in three-quarters of an hour. He admonished me to take care and remain in sight of others.

      I thought the warning pointless. No one could be following us in the Louvre. Who would know we were there, other than the art expert he was now seeing? I wondered if the residual effect of the cocaine, aggravated by too much artistic stimulation, had my friend’s imagination working overtime.

      I attempted to find my way to the tea room but became lost and wandered for a good fifteen minutes, growing ever more fatigued and annoyed. Finally a sympathetic guard pointed out a short cut to the restaurant through a doorway and down some stairs normally reserved for employees of the museum.

      I entered the dark spiral stairwell and began my descent. In retrospect, it was a foolhardy move. But I was yet to understand the extreme danger of our investigation.

      As I passed the next landing, the door on the floor above opened behind me with a soft click. Having discounted our mysterious pursuer’s existence, I ignored this for perhaps a second or two. I became aware of the lack of footsteps behind me.

      Had someone entered the stairwell and remained standing, in the doorway above? Strange, I thought, and was turning to look when I was struck a sudden hard blow to the legs by a large figure shrouded in grey and wearing a low hat – and wielding an umbrella! I tumbled down the marble staircase like a child’s toy thrown in a fit of pique.

      With a thud I slammed into the rails at the next landing, and lay there, my breath knocked out of me. A sharp pain in the ribs stabbed into my consciousness and I groaned. I heard the door on the landing above click shut. And then I blacked out.

      When I regained consciousness I was lying on some sort of couch. The face of my friend, Sherlock Holmes, floated hazily above mine with an expression of fearful concern.

      ‘Watson! Watson!’ he entreated. His hand patted mine, as he tried to rouse me.

      My eyes focused and I took in the scene. Behind Holmes were two security guards. We were in someone’s office. I blinked a few times.

      ‘I am fine, Holmes,’ I managed to say. ‘It was a small tumble.’

      ‘You were pushed down a steep flight of stairs,’ he said.

      ‘Well, yes.’

      ‘But you did not see your attacker?’

      ‘It happened too quickly,’ I replied, attempting to sit up. ‘I only glimpsed a hat. And an umbrella.’

      Holmes snorted.

      ‘I suppose I did not believe you,’ I admitted sheepishly.

      Holmes brusquely dropped my hand and whirled on the guards.

      ‘I shall ask you again! Who entered the stairwell?’ demanded Holmes of one of them, whom I now recognized as the guard who had shown me the stairwell.

      ‘Not a person,’ said the guard, in a defensive whine. ‘I go. I see nothing.’

      ‘No one?’ Holmes stared at