The School Years Complete Collection. Soman Chainani

luck, including Vex, who went as far as grabbing its throat, only to see the Golden Goose smile in return.

      Miraculously, Hort was the first to succeed. He had tried barking “Lay egg,” calling it a “prat,” and tempting it with worms, before giving up and kicking its nest. Wrong thing to kick. In a flash, the Goose yanked his tunic over his head and Hort yelped about blindly, banging into walls. (Sophie vowed if she had to see this boy one more time without clothes, she’d gouge out her eyes.) But the Goose seemed delighted. It flapped its wings and sniggered and squawked so raucously that it lost control and excreted a golden egg the size of a coin.

      Hort held it up in stunned triumph. “I won!”

      “Right, because in the heat of battle, you’ll have time to run around naked and make your Goose crap,” Castor snarled.

      Still, the dog had said whoever made the biggest egg won, so the other Nevers mimicked Hort’s tactic. Dot made faces, Ravan made shadow puppets, Anadil tickled it with a feather, and bald, doughy Brone sat on Beezle, much to the bird’s delight. (“Smelly witch!” the dwarf howled.)

      Scowling at all this, Hester walked up and punched the Goose in the stomach. It dropped an egg the size of a fist. “Amateurs,” she sneered.

      Then it was Sophie’s turn.

      She approached the Golden Goose, which seemed exhausted from laughing and laying. But when the Goose met Sophie’s gaze, it stopped blinking and sat still as a statue, studying every inch of her. For a moment, Sophie felt an eerie chill float through her body, as if she’d let a stranger into her soul. But then she looked into the bird’s warm, wise eyes and swelled with hope. Surely it saw she was different from the rest.

      Yes, you certainly are different.

      Sophie backed up. She peeked around to see if anyone else had heard the bird’s thoughts. But the rest of the Nevers just glowered impatiently, since she had to finish before they got their ranks.

      Sophie turned to the Goose. You can hear my thoughts?

      They’re quite loud, replied the Goose.

      What about the others?

      No. Just you.

      Because I’m Good? Sophie smiled.

      I can give you what you want, said the Goose. I can make them see you’re a princess. One perfect egg and they’ll put you with your prince.

      Sophie dropped to her knees. Please! I’ll do anything you want. Just help me.

      The bird smiled. Close your eyes and make a wish.

      Overcome with relief, Sophie closed her eyes. In that shining moment, she wished for Tedros, her beautiful, perfect prince who could make her happy …

      She suddenly wondered if Agatha told him they were friends. She hoped not.

      Gasps flew around her. Sophie opened her eyes and saw the Goose’s gold feathers finish turning gray. Its eyes darkened from blue to black. Its warm smile went dead.

      And there was definitely no egg.

      “What happened!” Sophie twirled. “What’s it mean?”

      Castor looked petrified. “It means she’d rather give up her power than help you.”

      A “1” exploded in red flames over Sophie’s head like a diabolical crown.

      “It’s the most evil thing I’ve ever seen,” Castor said softly.

      Stunned, Sophie watched her classmates huddle like scared minnows—all except Hester, eyes blazing, as if she’d just found her competition. Behind her, Beezle shivered deep in a dark corner.

      “Grand Witch!” he squeaked.

      “No no no!” Sophie cried. “Not Grand Witch!”

      But Beezle nodded with certainty. “Grand High Witch Ultimate!”

      Sophie whipped back to the Goose. What did I do!

      But the Goose, gray as fog, looked at her as if it had never seen her in its life and let out the most ordinary of squawks.

      From the Belfry the squawk echoed across the moat, into the soaring silver tower that split the two sides of the bay. A silhouette appeared at the window and gazed down at his domain.

      Dozens of smoky rank numbers—brightly colored ones from Good, dark and gloomy ones from Evil—drifted from the two schools over the waters and wafted up to his window like balloons in the wind. As each one passed, his fingers ran through the smoke, which gave him the power to see whose rank it was and how they had earned it. He sifted through dozens of numbers until he came to the one he sought: a red-flame “1” that revealed its history in a flood of images.

      A Golden Goose throwing away its power for a student? Only one could have such talent. Only one could be so pure.

      The one who would tip the balance.

      With a chill, the School Master went back into his tower and awaited her arrival.

      Curses & Death Traps took place in a bone-numbing frost chamber, with the walls, desks, and chairs made completely of ice. Sophie thought she could see bodies buried deep beneath the frozen floor.

      “Itttt’s colllddd,” Hort chattered.

      “It’s warmer in the Doom Room,” Lady Lesso replied.

      Howls of pain echoed from the dungeon beneath their feet.

      “I-I-I feeeel warm-m-er noww,” Hort stuttered, face blue.

      “Cold will harden your veins,” said Lady Lesso. “Which need hardening if a Reader is placing first in challenges.” She slunk between rows of shivering students, black braid snapping against her sharp-shouldered purple gown, dagger steel heels cracking on ice.

      “This is not a school for unwarranted cruelty. Hurt without reason and you are a beast, not a villain. No, our mission requires focus and care. In this class, you will learn to find the Ever who stands in the way of your goal. The one who will grow stronger as you grow weaker. They’re out there, my Nevers, somewhere in the Woods … your Nemesis. When the time is right, you will find and destroy them. That is your path to freedom.”

      A scream echoed from the Doom Room and Lady Lesso smiled. “Your other classes may be pageants of ineptitude, but not here. There will be no challenges until I see you are worthy.”

      Sophie hadn’t heard any of this. All she could hear was the Goose’s squawk banging around in her head. Convulsing with cold, she fought back tears. She had tried everything to get to Good: fleeing, fighting, pleading, switching, wishing … What else was left? She pictured Agatha, sitting in her classes, her seat, her school, and flushed hot red. And she thought they were friends!

      “A Nemesis is your archenemy,” said Lady Lesso, purple eyes flashing. “Your other half. Your soul’s inverse. Your Achilles’ heel.”

      Sophie forced herself to pay attention. After all here was a chance to learn enemy secrets. It might save her once she made it to Good.

      “You will come to know your Nemesis through dreams,” Lady Lesso went on, veins pulsing under tight skin. “A Nemesis will haunt your sleep, night after night until you see nothing but his or her face. Nemesis Dreams will chill your heart and boil your blood. They will make you gnash your teeth and rip out your hair. For they are the sum of your hate. The sum of your fears.”

      Lady Lesso dragged her long red nails across Hort’s desk. “Only when your Nemesis is dead will you feel quenched. Only when your Nemesis is dead will you feel free. Kill your Nemesis and Nevermore will welcome you to eternal glory!”

      The class tittered with excitement.

      “Of course, given our school’s history, those gates won’t open anytime soon,” she muttered.

      “How do we find our Nemesis?” asked Dot.

      “Who