The Prisoner of Zenda. Anthony Hope

a fat old lady and her two daughters. They were good, quiet people, and seemed very little interested in the great doings at Strelsau. The old lady’s hero was the duke, for he was now, under the late King’s will, master of the Zenda estates and of the Castle, which rose grandly on its steep hill at the end of the valley a mile or so from the inn. The old lady, indeed, did not hesitate to express regret that the duke was not on the throne, instead of his brother.

      “We know Duke Michael,” said she. “He has always lived among us; every Ruritanian knows Duke Michael. But the King is almost a stranger; he has been so much abroad, not one in ten knows him even by sight.”

      “And now,” chimed in one of the young women, “they say he has shaved off his beard, so that no one at all knows him.”

      “Shaved his beard!” exclaimed her mother. “Who says so?”

      “Johann, the duke’s keeper. He has seen the King.”

      “Ah, yes. The King, sir, is now at the duke’s hunting-lodge in the forest here; from here he goes to Strelsau to be crowned on Wednesday morning.”

      I was interested to hear this, and made up my mind to walk next day in the direction of the lodge, on the chance of coming across the King. The old lady ran on garrulously:

      “Ah, and I wish he would stay at his hunting—that and wine (and one thing more) are all he loves, they say—and suffer our duke to be crowned on Wednesday. That I wish, and I don’t care who knows it.”

      “Hush, mother!” urged the daughters.

      “Oh, there’s many to think as I do!” cried the old woman stubbornly.

      I threw myself back in my deep armchair, and laughed at her zeal.

      “For my part,” said the younger and prettier of the two daughters, a fair, buxom, smiling wench, “I hate Black Michael! A red Elphberg for me, mother! The King, they say, is as red as a fox or as—”

      And she laughed mischievously as she cast a glance at me, and tossed her head at her sister’s reproving face.

      “Many a man has cursed their red hair before now,” muttered the old lady—and I remembered James, fifth Earl of Burlesdon.

      “But never a woman!” cried the girl.

      “Ay, and women, when it was too late,” was the stern answer, reducing the girl to silence and blushes.

      “How comes the King here?” I asked, to break an embarrassed silence. “It is the duke’s land here, you say.”

      “The duke invited him, sir, to rest here till Wednesday. The duke is at Strelsau, preparing the King’s reception.”

      “Then they’re friends?”

      “None better,” said the old lady.

      But my rosy damsel tossed her head again; she was not to be repressed for long, and she broke out again:

      “Ay, they love one another as men do who want the same place and the same wife!”

      The old woman glowered; but the last words pricked my curiosity, and I interposed before she could begin scolding:

      “What, the same wife, too! How’s that, young lady?”

      “All the world knows that Black Michael—well then, mother, the duke—would give his soul to marry his cousin, the Princess Flavia, and that she is to be the queen.”

      “Upon my word,” said I, “I begin to be sorry for your duke. But if a man will be a younger son, why he must take what the elder leaves, and be as thankful to God as he can;” and, thinking of myself, I shrugged my shoulders and laughed. And then I thought also of Antoinette de Mauban and her journey to Strelsau.

      “It’s little dealing Black Michael has with—” began the girl, braving her mother’s anger; but as she spoke a heavy step sounded on the floor, and a gruff voice asked in a threatening tone:

      “Who talks of ‘Black Michael’ in his Highness’s own burgh?”

      The girl gave a little shriek, half of fright—half, I think, of amusement.

      “You’ll not tell of me, Johann?” she said.

      “See where your chatter leads,” said the old lady.

      The man who had spoken came forward.

      “We have company, Johann,” said my hostess, and the fellow plucked off his cap. A moment later he saw me, and, to my amazement, he started back a step, as though he had seen something wonderful.

      “What ails you, Johann?” asked the elder girl. “This is a gentleman on his travels, come to see the coronation.”

      The man had recovered himself, but he was staring at me with an intense, searching, almost fierce glance.

      “Good evening to you,” said I.

      “Good evening, sir,” he muttered, still scrutinizing me, and the merry girl began to laugh as she called—

      “See, Johann, it is the colour you love! He started to see your hair, sir. It’s not the colour we see most of here in Zenda.”

      “I crave your pardon, sir,” stammered the fellow, with puzzled eyes. “I expected to see no one.”

      “Give him a glass to drink my health in; and I’ll bid you good night, and thanks to you, ladies, for your courtesy and pleasant conversation.”

      So speaking, I rose to my feet, and with a slight bow turned to the door. The young girl ran to light me on the way, and the man fell back to let me pass, his eyes still fixed on me. The moment I was by, he started a step forward, asking:

      “Pray, sir, do you know our King?”

      “I never saw him,” said I. “I hope to do so on Wednesday.”

      He said no more, but I felt his eyes following me till the door closed behind me. My saucy conductor, looking over her shoulder at me as she preceded me upstairs, said:

      “There’s no pleasing Master Johann for one of your colour, sir.”

      “He prefers yours, maybe?” I suggested.

      “I meant, sir, in a man,” she answered, with a coquettish glance.

      “What,” asked I, taking hold of the other side of the candlestick, “does colour matter in a man?”

      “Nay, but I love yours—it’s the Elphberg red.”

      “Colour in a man,” said I, “is a matter of no more moment than that!”—and I gave her something of no value.

      “God send the kitchen door be shut!” said she.

      “Amen!” said I, and left her.

      In fact, however, as I now know, colour is sometimes of considerable moment to a man.

       CHAPTER 3

       A Merry Evening with a Distant Relative

      I was not so unreasonable as to be prejudiced against the duke’s keeper because he disliked my complexion; and if I had been, his most civil and obliging conduct (as it seemed to me to be) next morning would have disarmed me. Hearing that I was bound for Strelsau, he came to see me while I was breakfasting, and told me that a sister of his who had married a well-to-do tradesman and lived in the capital, had invited him to occupy a room in her house. He had gladly accepted, but now found that his duties would not permit of his absence. He begged therefore that, if such humble (though, as he added, clean and comfortable) lodgings would satisfy me, I would take his place. He pledged his sister’s acquiescence, and urged the inconvenience and crowding to which I should