Анекдоты про Вовочку. Стас Атасов

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Название Анекдоты про Вовочку
Автор произведения Стас Атасов
Жанр Анекдоты
Серия
Издательство Анекдоты
Год выпуска 2013
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наша мама – старший экономист.

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      Идут по улице Вовочка с Леночкой. А им навстречу – девочка с собакой. Увидев ее, Вовочка сразу толкает Леночку на дорогу. Когда девочка с собакой проходит мимо, Леночка начинает ревниво шипеть:

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