White Boots & Miniskirts - A True Story of Life in the Swinging Sixties. Jacky Hyams

that. He chooses his words carefully, an obvious Eastern European accent. But his English is quite good.

      ‘Yes, we can help. Bring the money with you when you come for the appointment. How many weeks?’ He doesn’t use the word ‘pregnant’ at all. I explain, briefly, what I know, tell him I’ve seen a GP. ‘That is good. We are in Ealing. Can you come next Wednesday? Ring again tomorrow, we give you a time.’

      And that’s it. A week away. The next bit, getting the money, is going to be really fraught. There’s not much trepidation involved in ringing up a total stranger, asking them to carry out a highly dangerous and illegal operation in their home. But I am very nervous, edgy, about what my next move involves. Because I must lie through my teeth. It’s about two months or more since I have slept with Bryan. But my decision has been made: I know the timing. I keep a diary of my period dates and it’s definitely Jeff who is the dad, not Bryan. Jeff will be told about all this. But only once it’s over, sorted. Passion overwhelmed me that night in the car, our first time, risky business indeed. Yet Bryan is another matter: a man who has been having his cake and eating it (if you’ll forgive the expression) for a long time. OK, it was my decision to stick around, still see him on the odd occasion whenever he felt like it. But now, I reason, with his Official Boyfriend status, Bryan can fork out. So I dial his number.

      ‘Jesus-fucking-Christ, I thought you were on the bloody pill,’ is his response.

      I had managed to get a prescription via a Family Planning Association clinic back when Bryan and I were a proper item, seeing each other regularly. But I’d hated taking it – it made me feel sick. So after a few months I stopped. And then we’d lapsed into our on-off state, with big gaps of several weeks between our dates. The last time we slept together in his posh flat, with Donovan serenading us with ‘Sunshine Superman’ on the Dansette, Bryan was quite drunk and ignored my admittedly half-hearted suggestion of ‘using something’. So I’m pretty sure he doesn’t really remember much about the night at all, let alone when it was. He’s not going to be counting weeks or consulting the calendar. He doesn’t really know for sure, I tell myself. And I’m right. Bryan doesn’t bother to calculate. All he wants is instant resolution. ‘OK, so what do you wanna do? Oh, you’ve got someone. Good. How much?’ he says warily. He knows me well enough to know that I’m not going to even suggest I have this baby, keep it.

      I tell all him about Ealing, the price, the appointment.

      ‘Right. I’ll drop round Friday night and give you the money.’ Click.

      The odd thing is, even though I’m lying to him, I’m really upset at his lack of concern. Daft, eh? By now, with the changes taking place already in my body, my hormones are all over the place, so I’m bound to feel wildly irrational. Yet my anguish at his indifference gets worse when he turns up that Friday. I’ve been hanging out the window for ages, waiting for him, so I run down to the front door when I hear his souped-up Mini. No, he can’t come up, he’s in a hurry. He just hands me the money, all £10 notes for some reason. ‘I’ll ring you,’ he says coldly, his usual parting shot. Then he screeches off. Typical.

      ‘He’s a bastard,’ I tell myself for the umpteenth time as I climb the stairs to my bedroom, clutching the notes. ‘He deserves this,’ I say over and over again. Yet it still feels lousy, a betrayal of sorts. But logic dictates that I can’t afford the emotional luxury of spending time on reflection, right or wrong, in this situation. I’ve acted out of sheer expedience. Bryan has cash, I don’t. And I do not want to stay pregnant. Simple. Even so, I spend the next few days in a pretty miserable state. If ever I needed confirmation that Bryan was a callous shit, this is it.

      The following Wednesday, I call in sick at work and make my way on the Central line to Ealing Broadway. Then I walk, following the man’s carefully dictated instructions, for about ten minutes to a big Edwardian house, where I ring the big white bell for the ground floor flat. I’m not nervous, shaking, tearful or anything like that. I’m glad no one is with me. The distraction wouldn’t have helped me. My mind is holding fast to what I want to achieve. I cannot – will not – let fear or any other emotion creep in. It’s bad enough when I think about Bryan the Bastard.

      It’s a big, spacious, spotless, high-ceilinged hallway that I’m asked to sit in, briefly, by a youngish woman who answers the door before an older, smiling blonde woman in a blue overall comes out to greet me. She’s a big round lady, about 35, well-groomed, lacquered, bouffant hair, manicured nails. Smart but at the same time motherly. She also has a foreign accent. Yet she exudes a low-key confidence, a professionalism that is somehow reassuring. She ushers me into a very large area, part-office, part-surgery where the man is sitting waiting. He is much younger than Dr King, maybe late thirties, spotless white coat, good looking, sandy hair, also very pleasant. Perhaps they’re a husband-wife team. He jumps up, greets me by name, shakes my hand, asks me for the money which I willingly dig out of my little Chanel-style padded shoulder bag, briefly noticing the big table in the centre of the room with its scary metal stirrups, something I’ve never seen before. Gulp. This is it.

      Yet I don’t baulk or falter as the woman shows me into a corner cubicle behind a flimsy screen, tells me to undress and put on a short thin robe. I am about to have an illegal abortion without a general anaesthetic. It is highly dangerous for so many reasons: prosecution and prison face people like these if they are apprehended. Girls like me face even greater dangers if something goes wrong, if non-sterile instruments or incorrect procedures are used – or if a body goes into shock at undergoing such a process while wide awake. You might bleed to death afterwards and die. Today, if placed in such a situation, I’d be absolutely terrified, shaking, practically hysterical. It would probably be nigh impossible to treat me. I’m well aware of the complexities of the human body, the possibilities of what might happen at the hands of an inefficient practitioner. Today, I don’t trust most doctors unless I have real confidence in their manner, their skills. I am acutely nervous of all forms of physical intervention. Even a visit to the dentist is something to be avoided.

      Oh, the invincibility of youth! No true sense of your own mortality, your human frailty. The young do ridiculously stupid, reckless things because they have no anticipation of pain. So that day, in that big room in Ealing, I blindly place myself at the mercy of these two individuals, an eastern European couple whom I later understand must have fled their own country and Communism after the political upheavals of the 1950s. He’s probably a qualified doctor there, but how he has arrived at this situation, dodging the law and risking much, is open to question. Probably this is a better bet than the alternative: a life without freedom behind the grim iron curtain.

      I obediently do what I’m told – get up on the table, submit to the awful stirrups. There is no bad, wrenching pain, just acute discomfort which is endurable when I look away, stare at anything, rather than acknowledge the reality of the cold surgical instruments, the procedure itself. There’s a brief, jolting, sharp injection, a local anaesthetic before it all starts. The woman is amazingly professional, quietly chatting to me, asking me questions about my life, distracting my thoughts from what the doctor is doing to my body. I know it’s all going just fine because she keeps reminding me, briefly, in that soothing way of practised, caring medics. Until, after about 20 or so minutes, though it could well have been longer, the man is telling me, ‘It’s OK. Nearly over.’ Then, a few minutes later: ‘You’re not pregnant any more.’ How well he understood it all.

      This couple, whatever their story, are knowledgeable and confident. After I’ve stepped down somewhat shakily from the table, dressed and been handed a cup of something warm, the man hands me some painkillers – which I never take – and explains what to do when I get home and what to expect (which proves to be nothing dramatic). He also tells me to ensure I have a cervical smear test done every year, something I’ve never heard of before. ‘You must do this test each year, just in case there are any problems,’ he explains. He doesn’t use the word ‘cancer’. Such information is not widely understood by women at this time: newspapers and magazines give out some information on health and medicine, but it’s nothing like the plethora of detail and useful, valuable advice on every topic under the sun that we can access today. Or the abundance of shock-horror, ‘This could be happening to you,’ scary detail