Four Novels by James Joyce. James Joyce

hand scrawled a dry pen signature beside his grog.

      --I know, Davy Byrne said.

      --Nothing in black and white, Nosey Flynn said.

      Paddy Leonard and Bantam Lyons came in. Tom Rochford followed frowning, a plaining hand on his claret waistcoat.

      --Day, Mr Byrne.

      --Day, gentlemen.

      They paused at the counter.

      --Who's standing? Paddy Leonard asked.

      --I'm sitting anyhow, Nosey Flynn answered.

      --Well, what'll it be? Paddy Leonard asked.

      --I'll take a stone ginger, Bantam Lyons said.

      --How much? Paddy Leonard cried. Since when, for God' sake? What's yours, Tom?

      --How is the main drainage? Nosey Flynn asked, sipping.

      For answer Tom Rochford pressed his hand to his breastbone and hiccupped.

      --Would I trouble you for a glass of fresh water, Mr Byrne? he said.

      --Certainly, sir.

      Paddy Leonard eyed his alemates.

      --Lord love a duck, he said. Look at what I'm standing drinks to! Cold water and gingerpop! Two fellows that would suck whisky off a sore leg. He has some bloody horse up his sleeve for the Gold cup. A dead snip.

      --Zinfandel is it? Nosey Flynn asked.

      Tom Rochford spilt powder from a twisted paper into the water set before him.

      --That cursed dyspepsia, he said before drinking.

      --Breadsoda is very good, Davy Byrne said.

      Tom Rochford nodded and drank.

      --Is it Zinfandel?

      --Say nothing! Bantam Lyons winked. I'm going to plunge five bob on my own.

      --Tell us if you're worth your salt and be damned to you, Paddy Leonard said. Who gave it to you?

      Mr Bloom on his way out raised three fingers in greeting.

      --So long! Nosey Flynn said.

      The others turned.

      --That's the man now that gave it to me, Bantam Lyons whispered.

      --Prrwht! Paddy Leonard said with scorn. Mr Byrne, sir, we'll take two of your small Jamesons after that and a ...

      --Stone ginger, Davy Byrne added civilly.

      --Ay, Paddy Leonard said. A suckingbottle for the baby.

      Mr Bloom walked towards Dawson street, his tongue brushing his teeth smooth. Something green it would have to be: spinach, say. Then with those Rontgen rays searchlight you could.

      At Duke lane a ravenous terrier choked up a sick knuckly cud on the cobblestones and lapped it with new zest. Surfeit. Returned with thanks having fully digested the contents. First sweet then savoury. Mr Bloom coasted warily. Ruminants. His second course. Their upper jaw they move. Wonder if Tom Rochford will do anything with that invention of his? Wasting time explaining it to Flynn's mouth. Lean people long mouths. Ought to be a hall or a place where inventors could go in and invent free. Course then you'd have all the cranks pestering.

      He hummed, prolonging in solemn echo the closes of the bars:

      DON GIOVANNI, A CENAR TECO M'INVITASTI.

      Feel better. Burgundy. Good pick me up. Who distilled first? Some chap in the blues. Dutch courage. That KILKENNY PEOPLE in the national library now I must.

      Bare clean closestools waiting in the window of William Miller, plumber, turned back his thoughts. They could: and watch it all the way down, swallow a pin sometimes come out of the ribs years after, tour round the body changing biliary duct spleen squirting liver gastric juice coils of intestines like pipes. But the poor buffer would have to stand all the time with his insides entrails on show. Science.

      --A CENAR TECO.

      What does that TECO mean? Tonight perhaps.

      DON GIOVANNI, THOU HAST ME INVITED TO COME TO SUPPER TONIGHT, THE RUM THE RUMDUM.

      Doesn't go properly.

      Keyes: two months if I get Nannetti to. That'll be two pounds ten about two pounds eight. Three Hynes owes me. Two eleven. Prescott's dyeworks van over there. If I get Billy Prescott's ad: two fifteen. Five guineas about. On the pig's back.

      Could buy one of those silk petticoats for Molly, colour of her new garters.

      Today. Today. Not think.

      Tour the south then. What about English wateringplaces? Brighton, Margate. Piers by moonlight. Her voice floating out. Those lovely seaside girls. Against John Long's a drowsing loafer lounged in heavy thought, gnawing a crusted knuckle. Handy man wants job. Small wages. Will eat anything.

      Mr Bloom turned at Gray's confectioner's window of unbought tarts and passed the reverend Thomas Connellan's bookstore. WHY I LEFT THE CHURCH OF ROME? BIRDS' NEST. Women run him. They say they used to give pauper children soup to change to protestants in the time of the potato blight. Society over the way papa went to for the conversion of poor jews. Same bait. Why we left the church of Rome.

      A blind stripling stood tapping the curbstone with his slender cane. No tram in sight. Wants to cross.

      --Do you want to cross? Mr Bloom asked.

      The blind stripling did not answer. His wallface frowned weakly. He moved his head uncertainly.

      --You're in Dawson street, Mr Bloom said. Molesworth street is opposite. Do you want to cross? There's nothing in the way.

      The cane moved out trembling to the left. Mr Bloom's eye followed its line and saw again the dyeworks' van drawn up before Drago's. Where I saw his brillantined hair just when I was. Horse drooping. Driver in John Long's. Slaking his drouth.

      --There's a van there, Mr Bloom said, but it's not moving. I'll see you across. Do you want to go to Molesworth street?

      --Yes, the stripling answered. South Frederick street.

      --Come, Mr Bloom said.

      He touched the thin elbow gently: then took the limp seeing hand to guide it forward.

      Say something to him. Better not do the condescending. They mistrust what you tell them. Pass a common remark.

      --The rain kept off.

      No answer.

      Stains on his coat. Slobbers his food, I suppose. Tastes all different for him. Have to be spoonfed first. Like a child's hand, his hand. Like Milly's was. Sensitive. Sizing me up I daresay from my hand. Wonder if he has a name. Van. Keep his cane clear of the horse's legs: tired drudge get his doze. That's right. Clear. Behind a bull: in front of a horse.

      --Thanks, sir.

      Knows I'm a man. Voice.

      --Right now? First turn to the left.

      The blind stripling tapped the curbstone and went on his way, drawing his cane back, feeling again.

      Mr Bloom walked behind the eyeless feet, a flatcut suit of herringbone tweed. Poor young fellow! How on earth did he know that van was there? Must have felt it. See things in their forehead perhaps: kind of sense of volume. Weight or size of it, something blacker than the dark. Wonder would he feel it if something was removed. Feel a gap. Queer idea of Dublin he must have, tapping his way round by the stones. Could he walk in a beeline if he hadn't that cane? Bloodless pious face like a fellow going in to be a priest.

      Penrose! That was that chap's name.