Four Novels by James Joyce. James Joyce

eyes. Never mind. Be sorry after perhaps when it dawns on him. Get the pull over him that way.

      Thank you. How grand we are this morning!

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      IN THE HEART OF THE HIBERNIAN METROPOLIS

      Before Nelson's pillar trams slowed, shunted, changed trolley, started for Blackrock, Kingstown and Dalkey, Clonskea, Rathgar and Terenure, Palmerston Park and upper Rathmines, Sandymount Green, Rathmines, Ringsend and Sandymount Tower, Harold's Cross. The hoarse Dublin United Tramway Company's timekeeper bawled them off:

      --Rathgar and Terenure!

      --Come on, Sandymount Green!

      Right and left parallel clanging ringing a doubledecker and a singledeck moved from their railheads, swerved to the down line, glided parallel.

      --Start, Palmerston Park!

      THE WEARER OF THE CROWN

      Under the porch of the general post office shoeblacks called and polished. Parked in North Prince's street His Majesty's vermilion mailcars, bearing on their sides the royal initials, E. R., received loudly flung sacks of letters, postcards, lettercards, parcels, insured and paid, for local, provincial, British and overseas delivery.

      GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS

      Grossbooted draymen rolled barrels dullthudding out of Prince's stores and bumped them up on the brewery float. On the brewery float bumped dullthudding barrels rolled by grossbooted draymen out of Prince's stores.

      --There it is, Red Murray said. Alexander Keyes.

      --Just cut it out, will you? Mr Bloom said, and I'll take it round to the TELEGRAPH office.

      The door of Ruttledge's office creaked again. Davy Stephens, minute in a large capecoat, a small felt hat crowning his ringlets, passed out with a roll of papers under his cape, a king's courier.

      Red Murray's long shears sliced out the advertisement from the newspaper in four clean strokes. Scissors and paste.

      --I'll go through the printingworks, Mr Bloom said, taking the cut square.

      --Of course, if he wants a par, Red Murray said earnestly, a pen behind his ear, we can do him one.

      --Right, Mr Bloom said with a nod. I'll rub that in.

      We.

      WILLIAM BRAYDEN, ESQUIRE, OF OAKLANDS, SANDYMOUNT

      Red Murray touched Mr Bloom's arm with the shears and whispered:

      --Brayden.

      Mr Bloom turned and saw the liveried porter raise his lettered cap as a stately figure entered between the newsboards of the WEEKLY FREEMAN AND NATIONAL PRESS and the FREEMAN'S JOURNAL AND NATIONAL PRESS. Dullthudding Guinness's barrels. It passed statelily up the staircase, steered by an umbrella, a solemn beardframed face. The broadcloth back ascended each step: back. All his brains are in the nape of his neck, Simon Dedalus says. Welts of flesh behind on him. Fat folds of neck, fat, neck, fat, neck.

      --Don't you think his face is like Our Saviour? Red Murray whispered.

      The door of Ruttledge's office whispered: ee: cree. They always build one door opposite another for the wind to. Way in. Way out.

      Our Saviour: beardframed oval face: talking in the dusk. Mary, Martha. Steered by an umbrella sword to the footlights: Mario the tenor.

      --Or like Mario, Mr Bloom said.

      --Yes, Red Murray agreed. But Mario was said to be the picture of Our Saviour.

      Jesusmario with rougy cheeks, doublet and spindle legs. Hand on his heart. In MARTHA.

      CO-OME THOU LOST ONE, CO-OME THOU DEAR ONE!

      THE CROZIER AND THE PEN

      --His grace phoned down twice this morning, Red Murray said gravely.

      They watched the knees, legs, boots vanish. Neck.

      A telegram boy stepped in nimbly, threw an envelope on the counter and stepped off posthaste with a word:

      --FREEMAN!

      Mr Bloom said slowly:

      --Well, he is one of our saviours also.

      A meek smile accompanied him as he lifted the counterflap, as he passed in through a sidedoor and along the warm dark stairs and passage, along the now reverberating boards. But will he save the circulation? Thumping. Thumping.

      He pushed in the glass swingdoor and entered, stepping over strewn packing paper. Through a lane of clanking drums he made his way towards Nannetti's reading closet.

      Hynes here too: account of the funeral probably. Thumping. Thump.

      WITH UNFEIGNED REGRET IT IS WE ANNOUNCE THE DISSOLUTION OF A MOST RESPECTED DUBLIN BURGESS

      This morning the remains of the late Mr Patrick Dignam. Machines. Smash a man to atoms if they got him caught. Rule the world today. His machineries are pegging away too. Like these, got out of hand: fermenting. Working away, tearing away. And that old grey rat tearing to get in.

      HOW A GREAT DAILY ORGAN IS TURNED OUT

      Mr Bloom halted behind the foreman's spare body, admiring a glossy crown.

      Strange he never saw his real country. Ireland my country. Member for College green. He boomed that workaday worker tack for all it was worth. It's the ads and side features sell a weekly, not the stale news in the official gazette. Queen Anne is dead. Published by authority in the year one thousand and. Demesne situate in the townland of Rosenallis, barony of Tinnahinch. To all whom it may concern schedule pursuant to statute showing return of number of mules and jennets exported from Ballina. Nature notes. Cartoons. Phil Blake's weekly Pat and Bull story. Uncle Toby's page for tiny tots. Country bumpkin's queries. Dear Mr Editor, what is a good cure for flatulence? I'd like that part. Learn a lot teaching others. The personal note. M. A. P. Mainly all pictures. Shapely bathers on golden strand. World's biggest balloon. Double marriage of sisters celebrated. Two bridegrooms laughing heartily at each other. Cuprani too, printer. More Irish than the Irish.

      The machines clanked in threefour time. Thump, thump, thump. Now if he got paralysed there and no-one knew how to stop them they'd clank on and on the same, print it over and over and up and back. Monkeydoodle the whole thing. Want a cool head.

      --Well, get it into the evening edition, councillor, Hynes said.

      Soon be calling him my lord mayor. Long John is backing him, they say.

      The foreman, without answering, scribbled press on a corner of the sheet and made a sign to a typesetter. He handed the sheet silently over the dirty glass screen.

      --Right: thanks, Hynes said moving off.

      Mr Bloom stood in his way.

      --If you want to draw the cashier is just going to lunch, he said, pointing backward with his thumb.

      --Did you? Hynes asked.

      --Mm, Mr Bloom said. Look sharp and you'll catch him.

      --Thanks, old man, Hynes said. I'll tap him too.

      He hurried on eagerly towards the FREEMAN'S JOURNAL.

      Three bob I lent him in Meagher's. Three weeks. Third hint.

      WE SEE THE CANVASSER AT WORK

      Mr Bloom laid his cutting on Mr Nannetti's desk.

      --Excuse me, councillor, he said. This ad, you see. Keyes, you remember?

      Mr Nannetti considered the cutting awhile and nodded.

      --He wants it in for July, Mr Bloom said.

      The