Твою медь!. Андрей Завальня

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Название Твою медь!
Автор произведения Андрей Завальня
Жанр Юмор: прочее
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Твою медь! - Андрей Завальня
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      Как же я рада тебя видеть, моя любовь! (нем.)

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      Ева! Что за постороние люди во время сеанса связи? (нем.)

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      Мой дорогой! Этот примат помог мне наладить скайп.

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      Дорогой, не бойся. Антенну в библиотеке я перестроила на волну славян. Теперь у всей славянской грязи расплавятся мозги.

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      Убери его немедленно!

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      Ты думаешь, можешь так легко уйти от гнева фюрера!?

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      Славянская свинья!

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