Scratching the Head of Chairman Mao. Jonathan Tel

      

      Copyright © 2020 by Jonathan Tel

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      Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

      Names: Tel, Jonathan. author.

      Title: Scratching the head of chairman Mao / by Jonathan Tel.

      Description: Brooklyn, NY : Turtle Point Press, 2019

      Identifiers: LCCN 2019013851 (print) | LCCN 2019015659 (ebook) ISBN 9781885983770 (ebook) | ISBN 9781885983725 (pbk. : alk. paper)

      Subjects: | GSAFD: Suspense fiction.

      Classification: LCC PS3620.E44 (ebook) | LCC PS3620.E44 S29 2019 (print) DDC 813/.6—dc23

      LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2019013851

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      Paperback ISBN: 978-1-885983-72-5

      Ebook ISBN: 978-1-885983-77-0

      Printed in the United States of America

       This book was made possible with the financial assistance of the Qin Family Foundation. The foundation was established to honor the memory of Dr. Qin, whose untimely death deprived the world of a leading entrepreneur and philanthropist.

       “Let all histories other than this one be burned.”

      —Emperor Qin Shihuang

       CONTENTS

      1  The Shoe King of Shanghai

      2  Networking

      3  Elvis Has Left Beijing

      4  Gift of the Fox Spirit

      5  Year of the Panda

      6  Scratching the Head of Chairman Mao

      7  The Human Phonograph

      8  Records of the Grand Historian

      9  The Average Person In China

      10  The Water Calligrapher’s Women

      11  The Sadness and the Beauty of the Billionaire

       THE SHOE KING OF SHANGHAI

      High columns and gleam and the drapes paper-white, the color of mourning, and murmured conversations and sweat and several varieties of important people, whose definitions he can only guess at, who are mostly dressed in black, negative spaces marking off the histories and levels and types of white, and the absence of tears, the absence of wailing, nobody who seems to be a relative or close friend, midday outside but inside a late afternoon, the light confused and hazy, everyone’s breath rising and gathering in the high-ceilinged hall, This place is a city of its own (the same thought he had a month ago when he stumbled out of the train and there he was at last in Beijing West station), a condensed city, yes, large enough and small enough to generate a smog of its own, and meanwhile wreath-deliverers enter at intervals, trailing their lavish aromas, which mingle with incense and floor polish and an undersmell that might be rotten fruit and money as well as feet, for everyone is shoeless and so slightly abbreviated, celebrities in close-fitting suits are centimeters shorter than normal, a leading businessman is flanked by two bodyguards, dangerous and shuffling in their nylon socks, and he among them (he is the kind of man who is not looked at) painfully aware of his faded shirt and trousers and the hole in the left sock through which the smallest toe pokes, and he is trudging in flip-flops along the dried-up irrigation ditches of Sichuan, midsummer, white dust everywhere, the sheep trailing after, and from curls of conversation he gathers the man’s name was Qin, he was a financier of some sort, at any rate he had financial links with those who have come to commemorate him, debits and credits, it was an overdose of sleeping pills, an accident, it is suggested, and nobody seems upset about this, there are small smiles when death is mentioned, along with long time no see and handshakes, for above a certain income level death is of less account, the rich maintaining their network of connections in Heaven and Hell, the dead puppeteer wriggling his fingers to make the mourners dance, whereas in Sichuan there is sorrow and music, the mourners screeching How could you leave us just when things were starting to get better? and here not only is there no particular sadness there is not even a body, who knows how death is done in Beijing, perhaps Qin is laid out deeper within the villa, perhaps that is where the true funeral is taking place (even financiers have relatives and people who love them), but he jumps back five minutes or so, the long brilliant dark cars double-parked like shoes along the drive, the chauffeurs smoking alongside, and clutching a wreath up against his chest as a shield he shuffles toward the marble stairs, the doorway, and by the shoe rack he nudges off his worn Flying Forward sneakers, and a servant relieves him of the wreath, taking it from his arms, exposing him, peeling off his disguise (yet he remains reasonably invisible), he steps onward and inward till he is back in himself, here and now, he takes one deep breath, holding the moment, and now he stays in this time but reverses space, and without ever having reached the vicinity of Qin, whoever that man might be, nor his ghost, nor the sly greedy god he will turn into, the migrant returns to the shoe rack and slides his socked feet into a pair of rather too large solid black brogues with a decoration of piercings in the upper and an obvious aura of expense, and, taller now, at least part of him wealthy, hardly limping at all, he strides out of the building and back down the drive past the sculpture of a turtle with a snake on its back and into the wreath shop van, now empty apart from a stray petal or leaf and fragrance, in due course he feels the bounce as an unseen driver gets in and a door slams and the engine starts up and he is delivered back to the heart of the city where he does not belong, but Beijing is full of people who do not belong so in a way he does.

      He never intended to be a shoe thief. He moves backward and forward, into the past and into the future, retelling and revising his life in the capital, scribbling over it: he is hired at a construction site in Dongcheng (what is to be built is no concern of his, a skyscraper rising, story upon story), and he is a glazier, working with other glaziers, installing a pane and so on to the next pane, the west wind ceaseless above a given height, the entire site surrounded with a scenery wall depicting a joyous building, a concrete-and-glass festivity, and behold a high electronic billboard to count down the days and hours and minutes, the “death clock” they call it, or the “money clock” since when the clock subtracts to zero, the workers will be paid off and laid off, and the odd thing is how peasants recruited from his own village reappear on this site, look! there’s old Bat Ears mixing cement, there’s Crooked Nose in the kitchen tent, there’s Worm Cast operating the controls of an earth-moving machine, here’s himself eighteen floors up gripping a sheet of glass, his flock of sheep baahing in the horizonless