Mr. Brandon's School Bus. Tom Brandon

      

      Mr. Brandon’s School Bus

      What I Heard on the Way to School

      Tom Brandon

      NEWSOUTH BOOKS

      Montgomery

      NewSouth Books

      105 S. Court Street

      Montgomery, AL 36104

      Copyright © 2017 by Tom Brandon All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. Published in the United States by NewSouth Books, a division of NewSouth, Inc., Montgomery, Alabama.

      ISBN: 978-1-58838-322-8

      eBook ISBN: 978-1-60306-412-5

      Library of Congress Control Number: 2016960050

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      To the greatest blessing in my life, my wife Corrine, who has patiently listened to my stories over the years and envisioned this book while I thought I was just telling funny stories to the family at supper.

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Copyright

       Dedication

       Contents

       Foreword

       Preface

       Family Outing

       Where the Buffalo Roam

       Life’s Priority List

       In a Pickle with the Law

       Charlie

       Twins

       Meow

       Tag, You’re It

       Not My Angel

       Young Apprentice

       Consequences

       One Man’s Junk Is Another Man’s . . .

       Cosmic Alignment

       Spokesperson

       Changes

       Staking a Claim

       Counselor in the Making

       What Could Have Been

       Sir Isaac

       Lookin’ Good

       New Grade, New Experiences

       Don’t Shoot

       Academic Excellence

       Random Thoughts—World Peace

       The Motivator

       Multi-tool

       Open Invitation

       Profiling

       The Young and the Restless

       Stay the Course

       Grief

       Just Won’t Stop

       Pachyderm Problems

       Hunting?

       Engaging the Enemy

       Gifts

       One Foggy Morning

       The Claw

       Food for Thought

       Some Assembly Required

       Go, Granny, Go

       Safety First

       There’s Always Something to Smile About

       Fashion Trends from the Garden

       Random