WIZARD OF OZ - Complete Series. L. Frank Baum

in the camp destroyed, as they were no longer necessary. Then he put on the gorgeous vestment, and turned a deaf ear to the WoggleBug’s agonized wails.

      But there were some scraps of cloth left, and to show that he was liberal and good-natured, the Shiek ordered these manufactured into a handsome necktie, which he presented WoggleBug in another long speech.

      Our hero, realizing a larger part of his darling was lost to him, decided to be content with the smaller share; so he put on the necktie, and felt really proud of its brilliance and aggressive elegance.

      Then, bidding the Arabs farewell, he strode across the desert until he reached the borders of a more fertile and favored country.

      Indeed, he found before him a cool and enticing jungle, which at first seemed deserted. But while he stared about him a sound fell upon his ear, and he saw approaching a young lady Chimpanzee. She was evidently a personage of some importance, for her hair was neatly banged just over her eyes, and she wore a clean white pinafore with bows of pink ribbon at the shoulders.

      “Good morning, Mr. Beetle,” said she, with merry laughter.

      “Do not, I beg of you, call me a beetle,” exclaimed our hero, rather peevishly; “for I am actually a WoggleBug, and Highly-Magnified at that!”

      “What’s in a name?” laughed the gay damsel. “Come, let me introduce you to our jungle, where strangers of good breeding are always welcome.”

      “As for breeding,” said the WoggleBug, “my father, although of ordinary size, was a famous Bug-Wizard in his day, and claimed descent from the original protoplasm which constituted the nucleus of the present planetary satellite upon which we exist.”

      “That’s all right,” returned Miss Chim. “Tell that to our king, and he’ll decorate you with the medal of the Omnipotent Order of Onerous Orthographers, Are you ready to meander?”

      The WoggleBug did not like the flippant tone in which maiden spoke; but he at once followed her.

      Presently they came to a tall hedge surrounding the Inner Jungle, and without this hedge stood a patrol of brown bears who wore red soldier-caps and carried gold-plated muskets in their hands.

      “We call this the bearier,” said Miss Chim, pointing to the soldiers, “because they oblige all strangers to paws.”

      “I should think it was a bearicade,” remarked the WoggleBug.

      But when they approached the gateway the officer in charge saluted respectfully to Miss Chim, and permitted her to escort the WoggleBug into the sacred precincts of the Inner Jungle.

      Here his eyes were soon opened to their widest capacity in genuine astonishment.

      The Jungle was as clean and as well-regulated as any city of men the Insect had ever visited. Just within the gate a sleek antelope was running a popcorn stand, and a little further on a screech-owl stood upon a stump playing a violin, while across her breast was a sign reading: “I am blind—at present.”

      As they walked up the street they came to a big grey monkey turning a hand-organ, and attached to a cord was a little nigger-boy whom the monkey sent into the crowd of animals, standing by to gather up the pennies, pulling him back every now and then by means of the cord.

      “There’s a curious animal for you,” said Miss Chim, pointing to the boy. “Those horrid things they call men, whether black or white, seem to me the lowest of all created beasts.”

      “I have seen them in a highly civilized state,” replied the WoggleBug, “and they’re really further advanced than you might suppose.”

      But Miss Chim gave a scornful laugh, and pulled him away to where a hippopotamus sat under the shade of a big tree, mopping his brow with a red handkerchief—for the weather was somewhat sultry. Before the hip was a table covered with a blue cloth, and upon the cloth was embroidered the words: “Professor Hipmus, Fortune Teller.”

      “Want your fortune told?” asked Miss Chim.

      “I don’t mind,” replied the WoggleBug.

      “I’ll read your hand,” said the Professor, with a yawn that startled the insect. “To my notion palmistry is the best means of finding out what nobody knows or cares to know.”

      He took the upper-right hand of the WoggleBug, and after adjusting his spectacles bent over it with an air of great wisdom.

      “You have been in love,” announced the Professor; “but you got it in the neck.”

      “True!” murmured the astonished Insect, putting up his left lower hand to feel of the beloved necktie.

      “You think you have won,” continued the Hip; “but there are others who have 1, 2. You have many heart throbs before you, during your future life. Afterward I see no heart throbs whatever. Forty cents, please.”

      “Isn’t he just wonderful?” asked Miss Chim, with enthusiasm. “He’s the greatest fortune teller in the jungle.”

      “On account of his size, I suppose,” returned the WoggleBug, as they walked on.

      Soon they came to the Royal Palace, which was a beautiful bower formed of vines upon which grew many brilliant-hued forest flowers. The entrance was guarded by a Zebra, who barred admission until Miss Chim whispered the password in his ear. Then he permitted them to enter, and the Chimpanzee immediately ushered the WoggleBug into the presence of King Weasel.

      This monarch lay coiled upon a purple silk cushion, half asleep and yet wakeful enough to be smoking a big cigar. Beside him crouched two prairie-dogs who were combing his hair very carefully, while a red squirrel perched near his head and fanned him with her bushy tail.

      “Dear me, what have we here?” exclaimed the King of the Jungle, in a querulous tone, “Is it an overgrown pinch-bug, or is it a kissing-bug?”

      “I have the honor to be a WoggleBug, your Majesty!” replied our hero, proudly.

      “Sav, cut out that Majesty,” snapped the King, with a scowl. “If you can find anything majestic about me, I’d like to know what it is.”

      “Don’t treat him with any respect,” whispered Miss Chim to the Insect, “or you’ll get him riled. Sneer at him, and slap his face if you get a chance.”

      The entrance was guarded by a zebra, and the monarch lay coiled upon a purple silk cushion.

      “Really,” he told the King. “I have never seen a more despicable creature than you. The admirable perspicacity inherent in your tribe seems to have deteriorated in you to a hyperbolated insousancy.” Then he reached out his arms and slapped the king four times, twice on one side of his face and twice on the other.

      “Thanks, my dear June-Bug,” said the monarch; “I now recognize you to be a person of some importance.”

      “Sire, I am a WoggleBug, highly magnified and thoroughly educated. It is no exaggeration to say I am the greatest WoggleBug on earth.”

      “I fully believe it, so pray do not play any more foursomes on my jaw. I am sufficiently humiliated at this moment to recognize you as a Sullivanthauros, should you claim to be a member of that extinct race.”

      Then two little weasels—a boy weasel and a girl weasel—came into the bower and threw their school-books at the squirrel so cleverly that one hit the King upon the nose and smashed his cigar and the other caught him fairly in the pit of his stomach.

      At first the monarch howled a bit; then he wiped the tears from his face and said:

      “Ah, what delightful children I have! What do you wish, my darlings?”

      “I want a cent for chewing gum,” said the Girl Weasel.

      “Get it from the Guinea-Pig; you have my assent. And what does my dear boy want?”

      “Pop,” went the Weasel, “our billy-goat has swallowed the hare you gave me to play with.”