Муля, не нервируй меня!. Фаина Раневская

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Название Муля, не нервируй меня!
Автор произведения Фаина Раневская
Жанр Афоризмы и цитаты
Серия Исключительная книга мудрости
Издательство Афоризмы и цитаты
Год выпуска 2019
isbn 978-5-17-116707-3



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нижайшая просьба.

      Вечером звонок Раневской:

      – Нелочка, дайте мне слово, что будете говорить со мной искренне.

      – Даю слово, Фаина Георгиевна.

      – Скажите мне, я не самая паршивая актриса?

      – Господи, Фаина Георгиевна, о чем вы говорите! Вы удивительная! Вы прекрасно репетируете.

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