Приснился мне Чаплин.... Роман Карцев

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Название Приснился мне Чаплин...
Автор произведения Роман Карцев
Жанр Юмористическая проза
Серия
Издательство Юмористическая проза
Год выпуска 2011
isbn 978-5-699-42552-5



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все это оформить музыкой и сказал пианистке: следите за мной и играйте по состоянию. Когда аккомпаниаторша брала аккорд и смотрела в мою сторону, у нее начиналась истерика… Она хохотала и заражала комиссию. Строгие члены комиссии прикрывали рот рукой, давясь от смеха.

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