Collected Folk Tales. Alan Garner

and out, in and out, round as a ball,

      With hither and thither, as straight as a line,

      With lily, germander, and sops in wine.

      With sweet briar,

      And bonfire,

      And strawberry wire,

      And columbine.”

      

      un-apu and Xbalanque were twin hero-wizards, warriors and mischief-makers, both the pride and the torment of Guatemala.

      Vukub-Cakix, the Great Macaw, was nothing but trouble. He shone with the brilliance of gold and silver, and his teeth were emeralds, and he owned the nanze-tree of succulent fruit. He was a boaster, and his sons were no better. Their names were Zipacna the Earthmaker and Cabrakan the Earthshaker. The sons made mountains and then toppled them, and the father guzzled the harvests, so that between them they were a plague in Guatemala.

      One day Vukub-Cakix climbed his nanze-tree to eat the fruit, but the fruit had been eaten already. He swung in the tree-top, screaming his rage, but the rage turned to pain as a blow-pipe dart struck him on the jaw, and he lost his grip and tumbled to the ground. While he lay there, winded, Hun-Apu jumped on him out of a bush and began to strangle him. Vukub-Cakix would have died then if he had not seen the pulp of the nanze-fruit smeared round Hun-Apu’s mouth. This angered Vukub-Cakix more than his throttling, and he swelled into monster-fury and tore Hun-Apu’s arm from its shoulder.

      Vukub-Cakix went home with the arm, still chattering vengeance, and he built a fire and put the arm on a spit to roast. Then he lay on his bed in a sulk and nursed his jaw.

      Hun-Apu found his brother Xbalanque. “We must get my arm back,” he said, “before it’s cooked, or it will be stiff for life.” So they made their way as doctors to Vukub-Cakix’s house.

      “We are famous doctors,” they said, “and from the noise we hear there must be somebody in need of us.”

      “Aiee,” said Vukub-Cakix. “Aiee.”

      “That sound I diagnose as a bad case of Grimgums,” said Xbalanque.

      “Og, og,” moaned Vukub-Cakix.

      “And that’s Eyetitis,” said Hun-Apu.

      “They’ll have to come out,” said Xbalanque.

      “Yes, all out,” said Hun-Apu.

      “But shall I be cured?” said Vukub-Cakix.

      “Cured?” said the twins. “Why, you’ll not recognise yourself.”

      So they took out Vukub-Cakix’s teeth and put in grains of maize, but they gave him nothing for his eyes. And from that moment Vukub-Cakix was harmless. His colours faded, his mouth was no terror, and whether or not he died, or wandered in the forest as a beggar, no one knew or cared. Hun-Apu pulled his arm off the fire and stuck it back on his shoulder.

      But the twins had not yet finished their work. Vukub’s two sons were still alive, and trouble enough without the need to avenge their father’s disaster. They decided to deal with Zipacna the Earthmaker first, and got four hundred young men to help them.

      The young men pretended to be building a house. They cut down the biggest tree of Guatemala, and Zipacna found them heaving and straining to lift it.

      “Oh, Sir,” they said, “please help us carry this tree. It is the ridge of our new house, which we are making as an offering to those two heroes, the sons of Vukub-Cakix.”

      “Weaklings,” said Zipacna, and hefted the tree on to his shoulder.

      “This way,” said the four hundred young men. “This way, if you please, Sir.”

      The giant carried the tree through the forest to a clearing where the young men had dug a pit deeper even than the giant was tall.

      “That is for the foundations, Sir,” they said. “Would you be so good as to take the tree down there?”

      Zipacna jumped into the pit. “Foundations are a funny place for roof ridges, aren’t they?” he said. In answer, the young men piled logs and rocks on his head, and when the pit was a mound, they danced on it to celebrate the death of Zipacna.

      But Zipacna was not dead. He was holding his strength, and when he felt that all the young men were above him on the mound, he burst upwards, the great mountainmaker, and his force sent the young men flying into the sky, where they have remained ever since as the Pleiades, waiting for someone to help them down.

      Hun-Apu and Xbalanque had watched all this, and felt that they now had the measure of their enemy.

      They made a ravine below a mountain range, and at the bottom of the ravine they carved an enormous crab out of stone, and painted it so that it seemed alive. Crabs were Zipacna’s favourite food. Then the twins spread the rumour that the biggest crab in the world was hiding in the ravine, and before long Zipacna came to investigate. When he saw the crab he swallowed it at a gulp.

      “Good,” he said. “But heavy. No doubt I’ll be sorry.”

      And he was. The twins diverted a river into the ravine, and Zipacna was too weighted to swim, and the twins pushed the whole range on top of him and shaped it into a single mountain over his head, so that Zipacna was both drowned and buried, and he lies under Mount Meahuan even now.

      This left Cabrakan the Earthshaker.

      The twins worked on him through his conceit.

      They found Cabrakan throwing rocks about. He took no care for anything. If one flattened a village, it was just too bad.

      “Good morning,” said Hun-Apu. “Would you tell us what you are doing?”

      “Can’t you see?” said Cabrakan.

      He lobbed a boulder into a maize crop.

      “And who are you two?”

      “We have no names,” said the twins. “We hunt with the blow-pipe, and since we never meet anyone, we need no names. But may we stay and watch you?”

      “If you like,” said Cabrakan.

      The twins sat and stared at Cabrakan with the unwinking eyes of children, and said nothing, nor showed themselves impressed by anything he did. Cabrakan tried all the harder to make these two hunters applaud, until after a week of mountain-hurling he was dizzy with hunger and fatigue.

      Hun-Apu then shot a bird and baked it in clay for the giant, but the clay he used was poisoned, and when Cabrakan took up his work again he trembled as if with fever.

      “Our father was a weak man,” said Xbalanque, “but he did all you have done. His favourite game was to throw that mountain over there into the sea.”

      Cabrakan strove to focus his eyes through the sweat.

      “What, that little white pimple of quartz?” he said. “That’s too small for me to bother with.”

      “So you say,” said Hun-Apu.

      “And so I’ll show,” said Cabrakan. He staggered to the hill and put his arms about it.

      Now this hill was not like any other hill or mountain. It had no roots in the earth, but was a piece of the earth itself that showed through the land, an unbroken, shining rock that went on for ever beneath the giant’s feet.

      So Cabrakan, exhausted by his efforts, poisoned by his enemies, took hold of the world and tried to lift it. His knees knocked like war-drums.

      “We’ve been wasting our time,” said Xbalanque.

      “I knew he couldn’t,” said Hun-Apu.

      Cabrakan