Regina’s Song. David Eddings

on the lookout for somebody who knows a little bit about fixing cars. They’ve been burned a few times by mechanics who specialize in making out the bills. Do you know anything about auto mechanics?”

      “I could probably build a car from the ground up, if I really wanted to. That’s my pickup out front. It doesn’t look too sharp on the outside, since I haven’t gotten around to the paint job yet, but you should see the engine. You don’t hardly ever come across a Mach-3 pickup.”

      “You’re kidding, of course.”

      “I wouldn’t swear to it. I’ve never punched it all the way out. The speedometer only goes up to 120, and I can bend the needle in about two blocks.”

      “That sort of makes you a serious candidate, Charlie. Would living in the same house with a black man give you any problems?”

      “No. A green one might make me nervous—they tell you to watch out for them. They’ve got all kinds of bad habits—mating with spruce trees, eating public buildings, worshiping sewage treatment plants, all the weird crap. What’s your major, Mark?”

      “English. Do you think Boeing might want to pay me to sit around reading Chaucer?”

      “I wouldn’t bet on it, but with Boeing, you can never be sure. Who’s the black guy?”

      “James—he’s in philosophy.”

      “Heavy,” Charlie said admiringly.

      “You wouldn’t want to mess with him,” I cautioned. “He’s got a George Foreman build, and he backs up the Erdlund girls by looking mean and flexing his muscles. When Trish says ‘jump,’ James tells you how high. He handled most of the evictions when the no-booze policy went into effect. You usually only have to throw a guy downstairs once to get your point across.”

      “This sounds like a real fun place to live.”

      “The girls should be back before long. I’m not sure exactly where Sylvia is—possibly over in the psych lab trying to drive all the white mice crazy.”

      “Is she another one of the Erdlund girls?”

      “No, they’re Swedes. Sylvia’s Italian—in abnormal psych.”

      “Fun group.”

      “Are you interested?”

      “You sound like a recruiting sergeant.”

      “We’ve just got one empty room left, and I’d like to get somebody in there before classes start. If it stays empty, Trish might send the rest of us out trolling for prospects. I’m a little busy for that, what with putting up all these bookshelves. Trish likes the idea so much that I’ll probably be building bookshelves in bathrooms and closets before the end of the school year. I just hope that wood screws are going to be beefy enough to hold the weight.”

      “Use lock screws,” he suggested. “They expand when you tighten them, so they’re locked in place. If you put your shelves up with those babies, they’ll outlast the house itself.”

      “I’ll give it a try.”

      We were coming back around the house when the Erdlund girls pulled up out front. Trish was driving, and her car was stuttering and popping as she drove up.

      “Little problem with the timing,” Charlie noted.

      “Can you fix it?” I asked him.

      “Piece of cake.”

      The girls got out of the car and started hauling out bags of groceries.

      “Hey, babe,” I called to Trish, “this is Mr. Goodwrench, and he’s thinking about signing on.”

      “Why does everybody think he’s a comedian?” she said, rolling her eyes upward.

      “Sorry,” I apologized. “This is Charlie West. Boeing’s paying him to go to graduate school, and he tinkers with cars in his spare time.”

      “Really?”

      Charlie was looking at the tall Erdlund girls with an awed expression. “Swedish girls come by the yard, don’t they?” he muttered to me. “I bet those two could play a wicked game of basketball.”

      We went over to the car, and I introduced the girls to Charlie.

      “How did you get Boeing to pay your way?” Erika asked him.

      “It was their idea, not mine,” Charlie replied. “Boeing’s always interested in guys who might come up with ideas they can steal and patent. I’m involved in a program I’m not supposed to talk about, and if I happen to stumble across some whiz-bang new technology, Boeing’s going to own it, and they won’t even have to pay me any royalties for it.”

      “I thought the cold war was over.”

      “The old one is,” Charlie replied. “The new one’s just getting under way. The aerospace industry absolutely bates peacetime, because it cuts down the money-tree. Of course, if Boeing goes belly-up, Seattle turns into a ghost town. So everybody talks about peace, but they’re not particularly serious about it. Peace is bad for the economy. Did you want to talk of graves, of worms, of epitaphs?”

      “I didn’t quite follow that,” Erika admitted.

      “Shakespeare,” I supplied. “Richard II. Charlie here seems to be a Renaissance man.”

      “But I don’t do ceilings,” Charlie added.

      I think his reference to the Sistine Chapel missed the girls.

      “Did Mark fill you in on the house rules?” Trish asked him.

      “I can live with them,” Charlie replied with an indifferent sort of shrug. “I take a beer once in a while, but it’s not my life work. Mark tells me you’ve got an empty room. Could I take a look at it?”

      “Of course,” Trish told him. “Let’s get the groceries inside first, though, Erika.”

      “I’ll give Mark a hand with the rest of his lumber,” Charlie said. “Then you can show me where to flop.”

      “Don’t let him get away, Mark,” Erika told me with a peculiar fierceness.

      “Those are a couple of spooky ladies,” Charlie said, while we carried the rest of my boards around to the side.

      “Swedish girls lean toward intensity,” I agreed.

      After we’d finished, Trish gave Charlie the tour. He only glanced briefly into the room across the hall from mine. “It’ll do,” he said almost indifferently. “I’ll go back to Enumclaw and pick up my junk. Would it be OK if I put my tools in that basement room where Mark’s got his lumber? I don’t want to leave them in my truck. Good tools fetch fancy prices in pawnshops, so I don’t want to take chances on having somebody swipe them. If it’s OK, I’ll move in on Monday.”

      “That’s fine with me, Charlie,” Trish told him.

      “Would you mind if I painted the room?” he asked then. “Pink walls aren’t my scene.”

      “It’s your room,” Trish told him. “Pick any color you like.”

      I spent the morning in the basement staining the boards, then I went to a hardware store and bought those lock screws Charlie had mentioned, came back, and started installing the shelves. It went quite a bit faster than I’d thought it would, and I was better than halfway through the job when I knocked off for the day.

      I called Miss Mary’s house when I got back to the motel, and Twink answered the phone. “Where have been, Markie?” she demanded. “I tried to call you four times today.”

      “I was building bookshelves. Are you all right?”

      “I was just lonesome, that’s all. I thought that maybe we could go to a movie or something.”

      “Is