Out of Order. Barbara Dunlop

dress—” She caught the look in his eyes and snapped her mouth shut.

      “You won’t need a dress where you’re going.”

      Shelby swallowed, gaze sliding away from his, her optimism bottoming out. “You mean, the station house, right?”

      “I meant the lockup.”

      “They might put me in jail?”

      “That’s the usual procedure.”

      “But, I didn’t do anything.”

      The cop reached down to open the back door of his cruiser. “That’s what they all say.”

      “Don’t I get a telephone call?” Allison’s new fiancé was a lawyer. Maybe Greg could rescue her.

      “Not yet. Watch your head.”

      Staring into the murky, pungent depths of the cruiser’s back seat, Shelby’s entire body recoiled in a wave of instant claustrophobia. She had to fight an urge to kick the cop in the shin and make a run for it.

      She was going to Balley’s tonight—to drink shooters and laugh with Allison about rotten, cheating boyfriends and their nasty blond floozies. She wasn’t going to get strip-searched, eat gruel and sleep on a lumpy prison mattress with a woman named Spike.

      But the cop was a whole lot bigger and stronger than she was. He planted her firmly on the bench seat.

      “There’s been a mistake,” she whispered.

      “Then you have nothing to worry about.” He slammed the handleless door shut and headed around the hood of the car.

      Shelby hated to disagree with the nice policeman, but she had plenty to worry about. The cops didn’t believe she was innocent. Gerry wasn’t going to help her. And they had her on videotape making an Uzi pickup at a coffee shop cum firearms depot.

      Her shoulders slumped and she let her head drop back against the hard seat, closing her eyes in defeat.

      Gunrunner was going to look even worse than philosophy major on her résumé.

      IF HONOR and principles weren’t already keeping lawyer Dallas Williams on the straight and narrow, the thought of spending more than ten minutes in the Haines Street lockup certainly would.

      It had to be one of the most depressing places on earth. Fluorescent overheads buzzed and flickered against faded, gray ceilings. Prisoners shouted profanity from the long lockup hallway behind the desk sergeant’s counter. And the smell of mildew permeated the punky, dark walnut paneling, circa 1930.

      “Got that arrest report ready for Dallas Williams?” the desk sergeant called to the officer behind him as two uniforms brought a man and a woman to the desk for processing.

      Dallas automatically shifted away from the handcuffed female. He was here to get background information on a witness in an embezzlement hearing, and then he was out of here.

      “Be about two minutes,” the sergeant called to Dallas. He gestured to the royal-blue, molded plastic chairs that lined the opposite side of the hallway. “Want to have a seat?”

      Dallas shook his head. “No thanks.”

      Rule number one in the Haines Street lockup was to stay well away from both the furniture and the clientele. He didn’t need gum stuck to the backside of his Armani’s. And he had no desire to chat with the colorful southside characters camped out, waiting for friends and relatives to post bail.

      He felt the female prisoner staring up at him and glanced down to meet green eyes that were surprisingly clear and lucid.

      “Are you Dallas Williams?” she asked.

      She was five-foot-six, with wavy auburn hair that just brushed her tanned shoulders. She was too fresh-faced to be a Lakeshore Drive hooker, but that black tank top and the tight miniskirt gave him pause. She was willowy thin, and he was sure she wasn’t nearly dangerous enough to warrant the cuffs.

      “Of Turnball, Williams and Smith?” she continued when he didn’t answer.

      “I am,” he acknowledged with a cautious nod.

      She smiled, tipping her head to one side, revealing white teeth that had probably cost her parents a fortune. She looked instantly relieved, as if he’d just admitted to being her guardian angel. “Thank goodness. I was going to try calling Greg, but this is even better.”

      The desk sergeant pushed a manila envelope across the scarred countertop. “Here’s your report, Mr. Williams.”

      “Thanks.” Dallas picked up the police report and started past her for the door. Last thing he needed was to let this woman pour out her soul.

      “Wait,” angel-eyes called, lurching toward him before the arresting officer grabbed her firmly by the elbow and yanked her back.

      Focusing on her hairline, and ignoring a jolt of hostility toward the officer, Dallas gave her a polite nod of goodbye and kept moving.

      “You have to help me,” she cried.

      Dallas shook his head, and fixed his focus on the exit door. Fresh-faced or not, he didn’t represent hookers, drug addicts and petty southside criminals. Not now, not ever.

      “Please,” she implored, even louder.

      Dallas stopped, gritted his teeth and pivoted to face her. “I charge three hundred dollars an hour.”

      She drew back in surprise, her eyes widening, their color seeming to lighten. Tank top and skirt not withstanding, she suddenly looked out of place in the harsh grunge of stained walls, scarred furnishings and world-weary cops. “Really?”

      “Really,” he answered. Not that her looks made one iota of difference. World-weary or not, the Haines Street squad wasn’t in the habit of bringing in innocent people.

      They didn’t need to. They had plenty of criminals to choose from.

      “How fast do you think you could get me out of here? Ten? Fifteen minutes?”

      “I have an eight-hour minimum on new cases,” he lied.

      She blinked, and this time her eyes looked turquoise.

      “That can’t be legal,” she said.

      “I assure you, it’s perfectly legal. They make you study that sort of thing for the bar exam.”

      “Well it’s definitely not moral.”

      “You want to debate morality? You’re the criminal. I’m a law-abiding businessman.”

      “I’m not a criminal.”

      Dallas couldn’t even believe he was having this conversation. Couldn’t believe she had the audacity to take him on. Couldn’t believe she was standing here in handcuffs, eyes shooting sapphire sparks at him for absolutely no reason.

      “Pirated software and illegal firearms,” said the arresting officer to the desk sergeant.

      Dallas cocked his head sideways, raising his eyebrows at her. Part of him couldn’t wait to see what she had to say about that.

      “I was in the wrong job at the wrong time.”

      The uniformed cop beside her chuckled and shook his head. Like Dallas, he’d heard every excuse in the book. This one wasn’t even particularly creative.

      The woman shot the cop an annoyed glare before turning her attention back to Dallas. She squared her shoulders. “I’m innocent. And I’m Allison Kempler’s roommate. If you won’t help me, perhaps you’d be good enough to let Greg know I’m here.”

      At the mention of Allison’s name, Dallas groaned inwardly. Leaving the woman here to be booked and locked up suddenly ceased to be an option. Greg was batty about his new fiancée. If Dallas upset Allison, there’d be hell to pay.

      “Greg Smith,”