Anyone But You. Jennifer Crusie

sat up. “My mother’s flying in for my birthday?”

      “No,” Max said. “She’s flying in for a one-day seminar on the new laser technology. It just worked out that it’s your birthday.”

      “Thank God.” Alex flopped back down on the pillow. “I thought she was going maternal on me.”

      “She told Dad she wants to have lunch with you,” Max said. “Noon at the Hilton. Be on time, she’s speaking at one.” He picked up another beer from the floor and cracked it. “It’s a shame you’re still on duty. You could have one of these.”

      “My mother,” Alex said to the ceiling. “An hour with my mother.”

      “You’ve got an hour with my mother, too,” Max said after he’d taken another swig. “She wants to have a drink with you at four. She has surgery at one, so she figures she’ll be free by then.”

      “I can stand an hour with your mother,” Alex said. “I think.”

      “And I imagine Stella will be calling,” Max began.

      “She already did.” Alex rubbed his hand over his eyes. “Breakfast tomorrow before she makes her rounds.”

      Max winced. “Do you suppose she does everything in the morning because she’s the oldest?”

      “No, she does everything in the morning because she’s a pain in the ass,” Alex said. “Even if she is my favorite relative.”

      “Hey!” Max straightened in his chair. “What about me? I kept you from having to spend the entire evening justifying your lack of career to the old man. You owe me.”

      “I have a career,” Alex said for the millionth time. “I’m a doctor.”

      “Yeah, but you picked the wrong specialty,” Max said. “You have to pick upscale, not ER. They made me, now they’re going to make you. Cardiologist, oncologist, gynecologist—”

      “No,” Alex said. “I like what I’m doing. Go away. I’m trying to sleep.”

      A dark-haired little nurse poked her head in the door. “Hey, Alex, we need you. Accident coming in.” She disappeared again before he sat up.

      Alex swung his feet around to the side of the bed and glared at Max. “If it hadn’t been for you, I could have had a whole fifteen minutes of unconsciousness.”

      “That’s another thing,” Max said. “If you weren’t an ER specialist, she’d have called you Dr. Moore.”

      The nurse poked her head back in. “Alex, let’s go. Oh, hi, Max. Didn’t see you there.” She frowned at him. “Get rid of that beer now.”

      “Hi, Zandy.” Max lifted his beer to her. “You’re looking good.”

      She was gone before he finished his sentence.

      “The respect she has for you is awesome,” Alex said. “Must be because you’re not an ER specialist.”

      “I dated her once,” Max said.

      “That explains it.” Alex stood up and headed for the door. “Go away. I have to work.”

      “Don’t forget tomorrow,” Max called after him. “Family day. The whole Farkle family.”

      “Right,” Alex muttered under his breath as he strode down the green-tiled hall. “Dr. Farkle, and Dr. Farkle, and Dr. Farkle, and Dr. Farkle, and Dr. Farkle.”

      “What?” Zandy asked him as she tried to catch up with him.

      “Don’t ever go into the family business, Zan,” Alex said. “It’s hell being low man on the dynasty.”

      “They trying to talk you out of the ER?” Zandy skipped a couple of times to keep up with him, her legs a good six inches shorter than his, so he slowed for her.

      “Yep,” Alex said.

      “Don’t do it.”

      Alex looked down at her, surprised. “No?”

      “No,” Zandy said. “You need this place. And it needs you. Ignore them. They’re all suits.”

      Alex grinned at her. “Even Max?”

      “Max is an ape,” Zandy said. “But you’re the good guy. Stay with us.”

      “Well, I’m planning on it,” Alex began and then he heard the sirens and moved toward the doors, forgetting Zandy and Max and the whole Farkle family as he went to do what he loved best, saving lives on the run.

      “YOU GOT a what?” Charity stood in the middle of Nina’s high-ceilinged apartment and stared at Fred, amazed.

      “Charity, this is not just any dog.” Nina tensed, still doubtful herself about the wisdom of buying an animal for comfort. Charity wouldn’t buy a dog for comfort. She’d buy a red leather miniskirt at the boutique she managed, yank her long kinky red hair up on top of her head and tie it in a knot with a black stocking, and go out and find a new man. At least, that’s what she’d done the last time one of her relationships had pancaked on her, before she’d found Sean, her One True Love. Sean was actually her Twelfth True Love, but as Charity said, who was counting?

      Since Nina’s chances of wearing a leather miniskirt were slim to none, she sighed and turned her attention back to Fred, sitting like a lump in the middle of her hardwood floor, looking up at her with bemused adoration. Fred was better than a leather miniskirt. He might not get her a new man, but he’d give her unconditional love. Fred was definitely better.

      Charity didn’t see it that way. “You move out of that mansion on Lehigh Terrace and into this apartment in this Victorian hovel, on the third floor of this Victorian hovel, and there’s not even an elevator—”

      “If you wouldn’t wear four-inch heels, two flights of stairs would not be a problem,” Nina murmured.

      “—but that’s not bad enough, you’ve got to get a dog.” Charity blinked down at Fred. “That is a dog, isn’t it?”

      Fred stood up, turned his back on her and walked away across the floor, his butt swaying majestically.

      “Charity, I need Fred,” Nina said. “I feel better already. He has personality.”

      Charity nodded. “That’s what I smell. His personality.”

      “I didn’t want to give him a bath right away.” Nina watched Fred as he explored the living room, stopping to investigate her fig tree. “Don’t even think about it, Fred,” she warned him. Then she said to Charity, “I wanted him to feel at home first. He’s only been here an hour, but I had to call you right away. I knew you’d want to meet him.”

      “If he’s been here an hour, he’s seen home.” Charity surveyed the apartment with disgust. “How you could move from your place to this…”

      “I didn’t move from my place, I moved from Guy’s place.” Nina followed Charity’s eyes around the room, caressing the oak wainscoting and the tiny beige print wallpaper, the veneer fireplace and the fat ruby-upholstered couch and lopsided chair. “This is my place, the first place I’ve ever had that’s all mine. I loved it the first time I saw it. I’ve been here a month now, and I feel more at home than I did after sixteen years in that mausoleum of Guy’s.” The thought of Guy made her shake her head. “We should never have gotten married. We didn’t want any of the same things. I never wanted that house on Lehigh Terrace. He never wanted a dog.” Fred began to move again, and Nina felt the tension ease out of her shoulders as she watched the miscellaneous collection of independent canine parts that was Fred move past her on his way to the couch. “I always wanted a dog. And now I have Fred.”

      Fred sniffed the couch again. He’d sniffed it several times since he’d arrived, but now he made a decision. His haunches quivered and tensed as he crouched, and then with