Once Upon A Tiara: Once Upon A Tiara / Henry Ever After. Carrie Alexander

people! Of course. Not unlike the bands of Romany who occasionally traveled through Grunberg and neighboring countries. She hadn’t realized until Jana Vargas’s appearance at the reception that there were Romany clans roaming America also.

      Lili’s blood stirred. An evening in a Gypsy camp! What a treat to stumble upon. Jana had seemed sincere about welcoming Lili, even if there was some question about the Vargas diamond lurking between their families.

      “AMELIA GRUNDY, HERE.”

      “Whazzat?”

      “Grundy. I’m with the princess.”

      “Er…right. Lili.”

      “Her Serene Highness, Princess Liliane of Grunberg.”

      “That’s what I said.” Simon scrubbed a hand through his matted hair. He’d fallen asleep with an open book resting on his chest. Bad form for a swinging single bachelor. “Who’s this, again?” he said into the telephone, heaving up to switch on the bedside lamp. He righted his twisted glasses. “Grundy, you say?”

      Why would the British nanny be calling him?

      “The princess is missing.”

      “Missing?” he echoed, suddenly feeling more alert.

      “Since ten o’clock. It’s now half past twelve.”

      “But you said you’re with her.”

      “Not literally, Mr. Tremayne. She’s vanished.”

      “For two and a half hours. That hardly constitutes an emergency, does it? The princess struck me as a lively sort of girl. She’s probably out having a good time.”

      “Exactly.”

      “Ah.”

      “She shouldn’t be on her own,” Grundy said.

      “Are you certain she is?”

      “Evidence suggests she is not.”

      The book on Simon’s chest became as heavy as a headstone. He knocked it aside. “What am I supposed to do about that?” He sounded crabby, but he couldn’t help it. Initially he’d thought that he and the princess had shared a moment. An understanding. Apparently not. Lili was cavorting, and it wasn’t with him. Stood to reason. The lovely princess was such a distraction that he kept forgetting about his rotten luck with women. Every one of his short list of relationships had ended with him being the chump.

      “She’s of age,” he said.

      “Only twenty-two. One mustn’t forget that she comes from a traditional society. She’s been protected all her life. This is her first time on her own—”

      “Poor girl. No wonder she’s kicked away the traces.”

      Grundy carried on as if he hadn’t interrupted. “She’s inexperienced, our Lili. Naive, one might say.” She fell quiet, but her silence was obviously expectant.

      Inexperienced? Naive? That wasn’t his impression of the princess, Simon thought, recalling how she’d teased him with her “innocent” little stripper act. Was he missing a clue?

      “I am worried,” Grundy said. “Princess Lili plays the flirt, but I do think she’d be susceptible to overtures from the wrong kind of gentleman.” She paused significantly. “One who is perhaps planning to ‘bag a trophy,’ I believe you’d say in the American vernacular.”

      “Send the bodyguard after her.”

      “I have, sir. However, I believe reinforcements are called for. Mr. Wilhelm has discovered from the concierge that the princess left the hotel with a stranger.”

      “Was it the Tower?”

      “Pardon?”

      “The man she met at the reception. Tall, well-dressed. Cleft chin. Freakishly hirsute.” Simon was feeling around on the floor for his trousers. He found a sweatshirt and put it on instead, right over his pajama top, holding the phone with his chin. “His name’s Stone.”

      “Yes, I do believe that’s the one. I have a terrible feeling he’s not on the up-and-up.”

      “Where’s Wilhelm now?”

      “Searching for the convertible they drove away in.”

      Simon thrust his arm, and the phone, through a sleeve, then brought it back to his mouth. “I’m going to hang up now and call Henry—Chief Russell.”

      “My goodness, no. We can’t have the police involved. This must be kept discreet, lest the muckrakers get wind of it.”

      “Henry will keep it off the record, if possible. The man’s a bloodhound. He’ll probably sniff the air once and know exactly where Lili—Her Highness—is. We’ll have her back to you in no time, none the worse for—” He stopped.

      Inexperienced? Naive? Susceptible?

      Was Grundy trying to tell him the princess was a virgin?

      “Indeed,” said the Brit.

      “Huh?” said Simon, feeling damn slow on the uptake. The hair on the back of his neck was tingling. Oddly, he suspected that Grundy had read his mind and responded in agreement.

      “Indeed, the princess will return none the worse for the adventure. She always has before.”

      Now that she’d hooked him, Grundy was sounding less urgent. Even complacent. “The princess has done this in the past?” Simon asked.

      “On occasion.”

      Then why call out the big guns? Simon shoved his left foot into the running shoe he’d found under the bed. He was searching through the clots of dust for the other when it struck him that he wasn’t the big gun. He was the mild-mannered museum dweeb, not the hero. He didn’t rescue damsels in undress.

      So why in tarnation had the efficient and spookily perceptive Amelia Grundy chosen to call him?

      AMELIA HUNG UP the phone, a small smile puckering her lips. Magic had been in the air the instant Lili met Mr. Tremayne—she herself had felt the thunderbolt that crackled between the young couple. But one had to be circumspect about these things, especially when it came to guiding impulsive young princesses. Mistakes might be made.

      Not even “fairy godmothers” were foolproof. Look at the Princesses Natalia and Andrea—now there was a pair of stubborn young ladies!

      “Patience,” Amelia whispered to herself. “Their time shall soon come.” Just as Princess Lili’s had.

      It wasn’t for Amelia to force the issue. Better to be discreet, waiting patiently for Lili to blunder about blindly until the perfect moment struck. When it did, Amelia would ensure that the princess’s eyes were opened to her intended destiny.

      Which wasn’t to say that in the meantime Amelia couldn’t give a nudge or two to point the reluctant Prince Charming in the right direction….

      5

      “THANKS A LOT,” said Henry. “I’d just gotten home. Didn’t even have time to take the uniform off.” Minutes after Simon had called, the police chief had driven up in a patrol car, wearing his uniform of a medium-blue shirt with the badge emblem on the pocket, and navy pants, not as crisp and perfectly creased as usual. But still not as rumpled as Simon, who could put a wrinkle in a concrete wall if he had to wear one.

      Henry shook his head. “I knew all this museum malarkey would be a major pain in my keister. And it’s not even the weekend yet.”

      “Technically, it is.” Simon tapped his watch face. “Past midnight.”

      Henry glowered. “And I’m on baby-sitting duty.”

      “Princess rescue unit would be more accurate.”

      “Why