The Love Triangle. Nic Tatano

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Название The Love Triangle
Автор произведения Nic Tatano
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be very lucrative, being associated with a situation like that isn’t worth the money or the trouble. And it wouldn’t do much for my reputation. While all of us in public relations occasionally have to deal with people and companies we don’t particularly like, there are some lines I personally can’t cross. Meanwhile, if there’s a politician in the audience who does not own an outfit from the Joffrey Ballet and doesn’t have anyone going to the whip at the top of the stretch, I’ll be happy to talk to you.”

      The crowd laughed as she pointed to a woman in the back with her hand raised. “Yes…”

      “Suppose this was your garden variety cheating politician, without the tu-tu and riding crop and all the ridicule that came with that. How would you have handled it?”

      “Same outcome. I would have quit. But told his wife to clean him out on the way. Honestly, I have no tolerance for infidelity, personally or professionally. I may be old-fashioned in that respect, but that’s a deal-breaker for me. So there’s no such thing as a garden-variety extra-marital affair. If you’re breaking a sacred vow, which I consider marriage to be, it doesn’t matter if you wanna play prima ballerina or pretend you’re running in the Kentucky Derby while you’re cheating. I realize there have been plenty of politicians who have resurrected their careers after being caught, but I’m not interested in that kind of client. I have to look myself in the mirror at the end of the day. One more question.” She pointed to a very young man in the middle of the auditorium. “Yes.”

      “Ms. Harlow, I’m about to graduate with a degree in public relations and I’d like to learn from a real-life spin girl. Can I come work for you?”

      The crowd laughed as she smiled. “Now how did you know I needed a nickname? But sadly, young man, I do not have any openings as I run a two-person agency. But that’s the kind of spunk you need to survive in this business. Be bold and believe in yourself. That’s half the battle. And, remember, it is never the wrong time to do the right thing.”

      ***

      Lexi bounded up the stairs to her apartment carrying a grocery bag of goodies. Knocking off work early after a sleepless night and a tough Friday and cooking dinner for her boyfriend would take her mind off the money situation. She’d gotten a great reception at the conference, handed out a ton of business cards and met some possible future clients. Things would get better for her agency.

      And people had started calling her Spin Girl. The name had stuck. Hopefully it would get around and help to single her out from her competition.

      But right now she desperately needed a hug from Dave. And probably a lot more from the hunky actor on the hot new sitcom who turned her on like no man ever had and was the best-looking guy she’d ever dated. Their two-year relationship was a bright spot in her life, as he had been her oasis when things were going rough for her professionally. Tonight was the night she would ask him to move in with her. Hell, because he had roommates and she lived by herself, he spent most nights at her apartment anyway and had a key to the place. She had two hours to get dinner and herself ready.

      She heard voices as she put the key in the door. “Dammit, I left the TV on again.” She opened it and what she saw made her jaw drop along with the groceries.

      The television set was off.

      The voices were coming from behind the bedroom door. And there was no TV in that room.

      Her pulse spiked as she quickly moved to the bedroom, opened the door and found the source of the noise.

      Dave, naked, his amazing physique bathed in candlelight. Wrists tied to the bedposts with neckties that she’d given him as gifts.

      With a top-heavy blonde she recognized as his co-star straddling him.

      Lexi put her hands on her hips as her emotions exploded. “You sonofabitch!”

      Dave’s eyes went wide. “Oh, shit! Babe, I can explain. We’re rehearsing a scene—”

      “Oh, give me a friggin’ break!”

      The blonde quickly pulled the sheets around her as Dave managed to get one arm free and tried to reach over the edge of the bed for his pants.

      Lexi was quicker and snatched them off the floor. “Oh, you need these?” She held the slacks in front of him.

      “Lexi, please. This means nothing—”

      “It means a helluva lot to me. It means you can’t be trusted.” She pointed at the door as her blood reached the boiling point. “Get! Out!”

      “Lexi, calm down—”

      “Out!”

      “Fine, just give me my pants.” He turned to the blonde. “Untie my other wrist.”

      Lexi kept her eyes locked on him as she reached behind her and opened the window that led to the fire escape. She held his linen slacks over the burning candle and they went up like a torch. She tossed them out on the fire escape, where they quickly became a ball of flame.

      “Dammit, Lexi, there was five hundred bucks in the pocket!”

      “Hey, you’re on a hit TV show. Call it money to burn, asshole. Besides, she only looks like a twenty-dollar whore, so go hit an ATM if you need to pay her.” She saw the blonde start to creep around the bed for her own clothes, but Lexi grabbed them as well and tossed them out the window into the fire. “Wow, silk goes up even faster! Who knew? Now both of you get the hell out of my apartment!”

      The blonde slipped on a bra and panties. “In our underwear?”

      Lexi whipped out her cell phone and placed a call. “Yeah, sorry, I don’t own anything from the fall Extreme Silicone collection.” The call connected. “Hey, Frankie, grab your camera and get outside our building right now. Catch a rising sitcom star in his tighty whiteys. And his bimbo co-star spilling out of a bra.”

      Dave’s eyes went wide. “Who the hell did you call?”

      “Paparazzo who lives downstairs. I owed him a favor. Now get out before I set you on fire!”

       CHAPTER TWO

      Kyle Caruso knew what was coming when he opened the door to his office on Monday morning.

      One of his new clients had gotten in trouble late Saturday night and needed damage control, quick.

      His executive assistant, who also happened to be his older sister, Donna, looked up as he entered the office. “Busy already?” he asked.

      “Fuhgeddaboudit,” she said, in her familiar thick New York accent. She handed him a fistful of pink message slips. “Phone’s been ringin’ off the hook. I’ve been tryin’ to keep the media at bay.”

      “Yeah, I figured as much. Never expected him to do something so stupid. He seemed like a straight arrow.”

      The petite curvy brunette took his arms. “Well, you need to take care of the situation before you get on that plane. The media aint goin’ away on this.”

      “Yeah, you’re right.”

      “Look, Kyle, with you on the road so much looking for new clients, I think it’s time we got some public relations help, and I think I found the right person. Did you listen to the podcast I gave you from the PR conference I went to on Friday?”

      He nodded. “Yeah. Interesting stuff.”

      “I particularly liked that woman who dumped the Congressman as a client. The one they were calling Spin Girl after her talk. Sounds like she’s got some high standards. Just what we need.”

      “You’re right. She was impressive.”

      “Of course I’m right. I’m your older, wiser sister and I know how to look out for my little brother. That’s why I grabbed her business card.” Donna handed it