Grandpa’s Great Escape. David Walliams

Copyright

      GRANDPA’S GREAT ESCAPE. Text © David Walliams 2015. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

      First published in hardback in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2015

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      Illustrations © Tony Ross 2015

      Cover lettering of author’s name © Quentin Blake 2015

      HB ISBN 978-0-00-749401-9

      TPB ISBN 978-0-00-813519-5

      Ebook Edition © September 2015 ISBN 9780008140359

       Version: 2017-06-22

      David Walliams and Tony Ross assert the moral right to be identified as the author and illustrator of this work.

      Contents

      1  Cover

      2  Title Page

      3  Copyright

      4  Dedication

      5  Prologue

      6  Part I: Reach for the Sky

      7  1 Spam à la Custard

      8  2 Slippers

      9  3 A Waft of Cheese

      10  4 Second-hand Trike

      11  5 Loon in the Moon

      12  6 A Runaway Bulldozer

      13  7 Disneyland for Old People

      14  8 Spit it Out!

      15  9 Coloured Chalks

      16  10 Facts Facts Facts

      17  11 A Legend

      18  12 Bunking Off

      19  13 The Willies

      20  14 Cartwheels of Joy

      21  15 Snoring Like an Elephant

      22  16 Empty Bunk

      23  17 Nothing

      24  18 Jiggery-Pokery

      25  19 Bird of Prey

      26  20 Breaking the Rules

      27  21 Jungle Roar

      28  22 Forty Winks

      29  23 Nuts and Berries

      30  24 A Wardrobe in a Suit

      31  25 Deeper Doo-Doo

      32  26 Turning the Tables

      33  27 Behind Enemy Lines

      34  28 A Costly Call

      35  29 A Shadowy Figure

      36  Part II: A Matter of Life and Death

      37  30 Twilight Towers

      38  31 The World’s Ugliest Nurses

      39  32 Weeping Willow

      40  33 Slither Like a Snake

      41  34 Hidden in a Moustache

      42  35 Still More Socks

      43  36 With a Spoon?!

      44  37 Something Dark, Something Creepy

      45  38 Dummies

      46  39 Bonkers

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