Odd Hours. Dean Koontz

      “I treat you like a son, I love you like a son, and now I see I’m lucky you didn’t slit my throat while I slept, you despicable little worm.”

      “Don’t ham it up, sir. Keep it real.”

      Hutch looked stricken. “Hammy? Was it really?”

      “Maybe that’s too strong a word.”

      “I haven’t been before a camera in half a century.”

      “You weren’t over the top,” I assured him. “It was just too … fulsome. That’s the word.”

      “Fulsome. In other words, less is more.”

      “Yes, sir. You’re angry, see, but not furious. You’re a little bitter. But it’s tempered with regret.”

      Brooding on my direction, he nodded slowly. “Maybe I had a son I lost in the war, and you reminded me of him.”

      “All right.”

      “His name was Jamie, he was full of charm, courage, wit. You seemed so like him at first, a young man who rose above the base temptations of this world … but you were just a leech.”

      I frowned. “Gee, Mr. Hutchison, a leech …”

      “A parasite, just looking for a score.”

      “Well, okay, if that works for you.”

      “Jamie lost in the war. My precious Corrina dead of cancer.” His voice grew increasingly forlorn, gradually diminishing to a whisper. “So alone for so long, and you … you saw just how to take advantage of my vulnerability. You even stole Corrina’s jewelry, which I’ve kept for thirty years.”

      “Are you going to tell them all this, sir?”

      “No, no. It’s just my motivation.”

      He snared a plate from a cabinet and put two cookies on it.

      “Jamie’s father and Corrina’s husband is not the type of old man to turn to booze in his melancholy. He turns to the cookies … which is the only sweet thing he has left from the month that you cynically exploited him.”

      I winced. “I’m beginning to feel really bad about myself.”

      “Do you think I should put on a cardigan? There’s something about an old man huddled in a tattered cardigan that can be just wonderfully pathetic.”

      “Do you have a tattered cardigan?”

      “I have a cardigan, and I could tatter it in a minute.”

      I studied him as he stood there with the plate of cookies and a big grin.

      “Look pathetic for me,” I said.

      His grin faded. His lips trembled but then pressed together as if he struggled to contain strong emotion.

      He turned his gaze down to the cookies on the plate. When he looked up again, his eyes glistened with unshed tears.

      “You don’t need the cardigan,” I said.

      “Truly?”

      “Truly. You look pathetic enough.”

      “That’s a lovely thing to say.”

      “You’re welcome, sir.”

      “I better get back to the parlor. I’ll find a deliciously sad book to read, so by the time the doorbell rings, I’ll be fully in character.”

      “They might not get a lead on me. They might not come here.”

      “Don’t be so negative, Odd. They’ll come. I’m sure they will. It’ll be great fun.”

      He pushed through the swinging door with the vigor of a younger man. I listened to him walk down the hallway and into the parlor.

      Shoeless, pantless, bloody, I scooped some cubes from the icemaker and put them in a OneZip plastic bag. I wrapped a dishtowel around the bag.

      Pretending the confidence of a fully dressed man, I walked down the hallway. Passing the open doors to the parlor, I waved to Hutch when, from the solace of his armchair, moored in melancholy, he waved listlessly at me.

       CHAPTER 10

      My scalp was abraded, not lacerated. In the shower, the hot water and shampoo stung, but I didn’t begin to bleed freely again.

      Unwilling to take the time to cautiously towel or blow-dry my hair, I pulled on fresh jeans and a clean T-shirt. I laced my backup pair of sneakers.

      The MYSTERY TRAIN sweatshirt had been lost to the sea. A similar thrift-shop purchase featured the word WYVERN across the chest, in gold letters on the dark-blue fabric.

      I assumed Wyvern must be the name of a small college. Wearing it did not make me feel any smarter.

      As I dressed, Frank Sinatra watched me from the bed. He lay atop the quilted spread, ankles crossed, head propped on pillows, hands behind his head.

      The Chairman of the Board was smiling, amused by me. He had a winning smile, but his moods were mercurial.

      He was dead, of course. He had died in 1998, at the age of eighty-two.

      Lingering spirits look the age they were when death took them. Mr. Sinatra, however, appears whatever age he wishes to be, depending on his mood.

      I have known only one other spirit with the power to manifest at any age he chose: the King of Rock ’n’ Roll.

      Elvis had kept me company for years. He had been reluctant to move on, for reasons that took me a long while to ascertain.

      Only days before Christmas, along a lonely California highway, he had finally found the courage to proceed to the next world. I’d been happy for him then, to see his sorrow lift and his face brighten with anticipation.

      Moments after Elvis departed, as Boo and I walked the shoulder of the highway, drawn toward an unknown destination that proved to be Magic Beach, Mr. Sinatra fell in step beside me. He appeared to be in his early thirties that day, fifty years younger than when he died.

      Now, lying on the bed, he looked forty or forty-one. He was dressed as he had been in some scenes in High Society, which he had made with Bing Crosby in 1956.

      Of all the spirits I have seen, only Elvis and Mr. Sinatra are able to manifest in the garments of their choice. Others haunt me always in whatever they were wearing when they died.

      This is one reason I will never attend a costume party dressed as the traditional symbol of the New Year, in nothing but a diaper and a top hat. Welcomed into either Hell or Heaven, I do not want to cross the threshold to the sound of demonic or angelic laughter.

      When I had pulled on the Wyvern sweatshirt and was ready to leave, Mr. Sinatra came to me, shoulders forward, head half ducked, dukes raised, and threw a few playful punches at the air in front of my face.

      Because he evidently hoped that I would help him move on from this world as I had helped Elvis, I had been reading biographies of him. I did not know as much about him as I knew about the King, but I knew the right thing for this moment.

      “Robert Mitchum once said you were the only man he was afraid to fight, though he was half again as big as you.”

      The Chairman looked embarrassed and shrugged.

      As I picked up the cloth-wrapped bag of ice and held it against the lump on the side of my head, I continued: “Mitchum said he knew he could knock you down, probably more than once, but he also knew you would keep getting up and coming back until one of you was dead.”

      Mr. Sinatra gestured as if to say that Mitchum had over-estimated him.

      “Sir, here’s