Ben Sees It Through. J. Farjeon Jefferson

One couldn’t shift them far, because the shifting process involved too many aches and pains, but by inventing a new dance called the crawl-step one could remove oneself slowly over the undergrowth till one reached a declivity down which one could roll …

      It was a longer and a swifter roll than Ben had anticipated. It seemed in the darkness to carry him down a mountainside, and a trickle of water made him fear at one moment that he was going to end in a torrent. But he ended in a prickly bush. Ben was now quite fifty yards from the spot he had started from, and it was exceedingly unlikely that anybody would discover him before sunrise. Thus the prickly bush had its virtue.

      So he stayed where he was, and listened fearfully to shifting branches and snapping twigs. Twice he believed that, somewhere far above him, a figure was moving. He could not be sure. It is impossible to be certain of anything when you are lying on a prickly bush trying not to protest. He would have betted all his remaining brace-buttons, however, that at one crucial moment he had seen Don Diablo’s eyes gleaming down upon him from the heights.

      The moment was crucial because he was trying not to sneeze into a spike …

      ‘’Allo! Wot’s this?’ thought Ben.

      The wood was transformed. It was no longer dark. Grey light filtered through it, revealing for the first time the spot on which Ben lay and had miraculously slept.

      The bush which held him was only a part of the way down the slope. The rest of the slope was considerably steeper, and the steeper portion began just a few inches away from his left boot. It was punctuated with rough slabs and jutting points, and as Ben stared down at the precipice, on the edge of which he had passed the night, he realised that the bush had been an even better friend to him than he had imagined. It had saved him from destruction below as well as above.

      ‘Jest ter think,’ he muttered, ‘I might ’ave woke hup orl hover the plice!’

      Then he stopped looking downwards, and looked upwards. There, now, his salvation lay. A poor salvation, certainly, but better than the precipice! Question was, could he climb up and reach it?

      He managed, somehow. The bush was considerably less prickly when he left it because he brought most of the prickles up with him. Half-way up the slope he came upon his cap.

      ‘Well, I’m blowed!’ he murmured. ‘You and me carn’t lose each hother, can we?’

      He picked the cap from the branch on which it hung, blew it, and stuck it on his head. Then he completed his laborious journey to the top.

      He came over the top cautiously. A small animal got a fright. The fright was shared. But you get over frights quicker in the morning than at night, and a minute later Ben was standing in the lane from which on the previous night he had made his frenzied lurch.

      The lane was deserted. Ben stood and puffed. Then a car came round a corner, and the driver pressed on his brake.

      It wasn’t a Rolls-Royce, and the driver hadn’t a collar. The driver, in fact, was only a couple of rungs higher up in the social ladder than Ben. That may have been why he applied his brake.

      ‘Want a lift?’ he called, good-naturedly.

      ‘Where to?’ replied Ben.

      ‘Downton and Salisbury,’ said the driver.

      ‘I’ll ’ave ’em both,’ answered Ben.

      For he had been thinking while he had ascended the slope, and his thoughts had run something like this:

      ‘Corse, it’s nex’ mornin’, ain’t it? Lummy, wot’s ’appened ter me neck? Nex’ mornin’, and if I stays arahnd ’ere I’ll be caught proper. It’s got twisted. If it ain’t the Spaniard, it’ll be the perleece. Where’s me swaller? No good lookin’ fer Molly—she’ll ’ave ’oofed it. Will she? Well, wouldn’t she? That’s funny, one lump’s gorn and another’s come. Oh, no, ’ere’s the old ’un, they’re both ’ere. This is wot she’d do. She’d look fer me, but she’d know she couldn’t find me, and so she’d stop lookin’ fer me, and then she’d say, “’Ow can I find ’im,” sime as I’m now sayin’ ’ow can I find ’er, like. Gawd, me knee-cap’s busted. And then she’d say, “Well, if I goes back ter Southampton and gits that letter, it’ll give the address of that there ’ouse at Wimbledon Common, and p’r’aps ’e’ll remember the address orl of a sudden, like, sime as one does, and then we’ll meet agine, but even if ’e don’t go there,” this is wot she’d say, “I must go there,” she’d say, “’cos I gotter give that there warnin’, see?” Wot’s this in me marth? I must ’ave bin chewin’ leaves in me sleep. Well, orl I can do is ter go ter Lunnon, too, an’ watch the trines come in.’

      That was as far as thought had carried him when the car came along.

      ‘Well, jump in,’ said the good-natured driver, with a grin. ‘You look as if you could do with a sit down. Bin makin’ a night of it, mate?’

      Ben climbed in. There was just room for two. The car began to move forward again.

      ‘Sort of,’ answered Ben.

      ‘Lookin’ for work?’ came the next question.

      Ben wasn’t ready with a reply this time, and the man ran on.

      ‘Well, there’s plenty of others doin’ the same, mate. I’ve two brothers and an uncle—all out. And so’ll I be nex’ month unless, mebbe, this Medway Bill goes through!’

      ‘’Oo’s ’e?’ asked Ben, not in the least interested. He did not know that he was making the acquaintance of a name soon to be intimately interwoven with his own.

      ‘What’s that?’ exclaimed the driver.

      ‘Medway Bill,’ repeated Ben. ‘I’ve on’y ’eard o’ Buffalo.’

      ‘Medway! Joseph Medway—the bill ’e’s bringin’ in this week!’ answered the driver. ‘The bill that’s goin’ to make England what she was and all the other countries what they used to be!’

      ‘Never ’eard of it.’

      ‘Never heard—?’ The driver stared at Ben incredulously. ‘Where’ve you been lately, mate?’

      ‘Eh?’

      ‘Jest come out of a Rip Van Winkle sleep or something?’

      ‘Oh! I git yer. I’m jest orf a boat.’

      ‘Oh, I see! Sailor?’

      ‘That’s right.’

      This was a mistake. A sailor was being sought in Southampton! But the driver did not make any disturbing comment.

      ‘And ’ow long ’ave you been on the briny, mate?’ he inquired.

      ‘More’n ’arf-a-minit,’ replied Ben, relieved but cautious.

      ‘You must of. Why, Medway’s the big noise. Of course, there’s some say he goes too far, but there’s others say he don’t go far enough. Regler war on about it. Well, let ’em fight it out—all I care about is my own little bit of bread and cheese.’

      ‘You ’aven’t got a bit on yer, ’ave yer?’ asked Ben.

      ‘Well, I don’t carry it about in my pocket!’ retorted the driver, and suddenly stared at Ben in the growing morning light. ‘Say, who’s been knocking you about?’

      ‘That ain’t a knock, that’s nacheral,’ answered Ben.

      After this, conversation dragged. Ben wasn’t interested in politics, and he was reticent about himself; and the driver did not appear to be interested in any other subjects.

      Perhaps the driver was a little disappointed in his passenger. The driver was a talkative soul, and Ben was somewhat monosyllabic. You can’t expect to pick plums from the roadside, however, before breakfast, and there was some consolation at