The Complete Tommy and Tuppence 5-Book Collection. Agatha Christie

him, he knows better than to do any independent thinking. Why, Jane, the only reason I had the supper at the Savoy was so that I could drive you home. I didn’t see how I was ever going to get hold of you alone. You and Tuppence have been sticking together like Siamese twins. I guess another day of it would have driven me and Beresford stark staring mad!’

      ‘Oh. Is he –?’

      ‘Of course he is. Head over ears.’

      ‘I thought so,’ said Jane thoughtfully.

      ‘Why?’

      ‘From all the things Tuppence didn’t say!’

      ‘There you have me beat,’ said Mr Hersheimmer.

      But Jane only laughed.

      In the meantime, the Young Adventurers were sitting bolt upright, very stiff and ill at ease, in a taxi which, with a singular lack of originality, was also returning to the Ritz via Regent’s Park.

      A terrible constraint seemed to have settled down between them. Without quite knowing what had happened, everything seemed changed. They were tongue-tied – paralysed. All the old cameraderie was gone.

      Tuppence could think of nothing to say.

      Tommy was equally afflicted.

      They sat very straight and forbore to look at each other.

      At last Tuppence made a desperate effort.

      ‘Rather fun, wasn’t it?’

      ‘Rather.’

      Another silence.

      ‘I like Julius,’ essayed Tuppence again.

      Tommy was suddenly galvanized into life.

      ‘You’re not going to marry him, do you hear?’ he said dictatorially. ‘I forbid it.’

      ‘Oh!’ said Tuppence meekly.

      ‘Absolutely, you understand.’

      ‘He doesn’t want to marry me – he really only asked me out of kindness.’

      ‘That’s not very likely,’ scoffed Tommy.

      ‘It’s quite true. He’s head over ears in love with Jane. I expect he’s proposing to her now.’

      ‘She’ll do for him very nicely,’ said Tommy condescendingly.

      ‘Don’t you think she’s the most lovely creature you’ve ever seen?’

      ‘Oh, I dare say.’

      ‘But I suppose you prefer sterling worth,’ said Tuppence demurely.

      ‘I – oh, dash it all, Tuppence, you know!’

      ‘I like your uncle, Tommy,’ said Tuppence, hastily creating a diversion. ‘By the way, what are you going to do, accept Mr Carter’s offer of a Government job, or accept Julius’s invitation and take a richly remunerated post in America on his ranch?’

      ‘I shall stick to the old ship, I think, though it’s awfully good of Hersheimmer. But I feel you’d be more at home in London.’

      ‘I don’t see where I come in.’

      ‘I do,’ said Tommy positively.

      Tuppence stole a glance at him sideways.

      ‘There’s the money, too,’ she observed thoughtfully.

      ‘What money?’

      ‘We’re going to get a cheque each. Mr Carter told me so.’

      ‘Did you ask how much?’ inquired Tommy sarcastically.

      ‘Yes,’ said Tuppence triumphantly. ‘But I shan’t tell you.’

      ‘Tuppence, you are the limit!’

      ‘It has been fun, hasn’t it, Tommy? I do hope we shall have lots more adventures.’

      ‘You’re insatiable, Tuppence. I’ve had quite enough adventures for the present.’

      ‘Well, shopping is almost as good,’ said Tuppence dreamily. ‘Thinking of buying old furniture, and bright carpets, and futurist silk curtains, and a polished dining-table, and a divan with lots of cushions –’

      ‘Hold hard,’ said Tommy. ‘What’s all this for?’

      ‘Possibly a house – but I think a flat.’

      ‘Whose flat?’

      ‘You think I mind saying it, but I don’t in the least! Ours, so there!’

      ‘You darling!’ cried Tommy, his arms tightly round her. ‘I was determined to make you say it. I owe you something for the relentless way you’ve squashed me whenever I’ve tried to be sentimental.’

      Tuppence raised her face to his. The taxi proceeded on its course round the north side of Regent’s Park.

      ‘You haven’t really proposed now,’ pointed out Tuppence. ‘Not what our grandmothers would call a proposal. But after listening to a rotten one like Julius’s, I’m inclined to let you off.’

      ‘You won’t be able to get out of marrying me, so don’t you think it.’

      ‘What fun it will be,’ responded Tuppence. ‘Marriage is called all sorts of things, a haven, a refuge, and a crowning glory, and a state of bondage, and lots more. But do you know what I think it is?’

      ‘What?’

      ‘A sport!’

      ‘And a damned good sport too,’ said Tommy.

Partners in Crime

      Contents

       Title Page

1. A Fairy in the Flat

       2. A Pot of Tea

       3. The Affair of the Pink Pearl

       4. The Adventure of the Sinister Stranger

       5. Finessing the King

       6. The Gentleman Dressed in Newspaper

       7. The Case of the Missing Lady

       8. Blindman’s Buff

       9. The Man in the Mist

       10. The Crackler

       11. The Sunningdale Mystery

       12. The House of Lurking Death

       13. The Unbreakable Alibi

       14. The Clergyman’s Daughter

       15. The Red House

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