The Devil Wears Prada Collection: The Devil Wears Prada, Revenge Wears Prada. Lauren Weisberger

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      The Devil Wears Prada

      Revenge Wears Prada

      Lauren Weisberger

      Table of Contents

       Title Page

The Devil Wears Prada

       Revenge Wears Prada

       About the Author

       Also by Lauren Weisberger

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

The Devil Wears Prada

      The Devil Wears Prada

      Lauren Weisberger

      Dedicated to the only three

      people alive who genuinely believe it rivals War and Peace:

      my mother, Cheryl, the mom ‘a million girls would die for’;

      my father, Steve, who is handsome, witty, brilliant, and talented, and who insisted on writing his own dedication;

      my phenomenal sister, Dana, their favorite (until I wrote a book).

      Table of Contents

       Title Page

       Dedication

      Permissions

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

       Chapter 10

       Chapter 11

       Chapter 12

       Chapter 13

       Chapter 14

       Chapter 15

       Chapter 16

       Chapter 17

       Chapter 18

       Chapter 19

       Acknowledgments

       Permissions

      ‘Material Girl’ by Peter Brown and Robert Rans © 1984 by Candy Castle Music. Warner/Chappell North America, London W6 8BS. Reproduced by permission of International Music Ltd. All Rights Reserved.

      ‘WANNABE’ Words and Music by Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, Melanie Chisholm, Victoria Beckham, Richard Stannard, Matthew Rowbottom, Melanie Gulzar © 1995. Reproduced by permission of EMI Music Publishing Ltd/Polygram Music Publishing Ltd, London WC2H 0QY (50%).

      © Copyright 1996 Universal Music Publishing Limited (50%).

      Used By Permission Of Music Sales Limited.

      All Rights Reserved. International Copyright Secured.

      ‘I THINK WE’RE ALONE NOW’ Words and Music by Ritchie Cordell. © 1967 (Renewed 1995) EMI Longitude Music, USA. Reproduced by permission of EMI Music Publishing Ltd, London WC2H 0QY © Copyright 1967, 1987 Longitude Music Company, USA. EMI Music Publishing (WP) Limited, for the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland.

      Used By Permission Of Music Sales Limited.

      All Rights Reserved. International Copyright Secured.

      AMERICAN PIE

      Words & Music by Don McLean © Copyright 1971 Mayday Music, USA. Universal/MCA Music Limited.

      Used By Permission Of Music Sales Limited.

      All Rights Reserved. International Copyright Secured.

       1

       Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.

      HENRY DAVID THOREAU, WALDEN 1854

      The light hadn’t even officially turned green at the intersection of 17th and Broadway before an army of overconfident yellow cabs roared past the tiny deathtrap I was attempting to navigate around the city streets. Clutch, gas, shift (neutral to first? Or first to second?), release clutch, I repeated over and over in my head, the mantra offering little comfort and even less direction amid the screeching midday traffic. The little car bucked wildly twice before it lurched forward through the intersection. My heart flip-flopped in my chest. Without warning, the lurching evened out and I began to pick up speed. Lots of speed. I glanced down to confirm visually that I was only in second gear, but the rear end of a cab loomed so large in the windshield that I could do nothing but jam my foot on the brake pedal so hard that my heel snapped off. Shit! Another pair of seven-hundred-dollar