Михаил Задорнов. Аплодируем стоя. Коллектив авторов

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Название Михаил Задорнов. Аплодируем стоя
Автор произведения Коллектив авторов
Жанр Биографии и Мемуары
Серия
Издательство Биографии и Мемуары
Год выпуска 2019
isbn 978-5-227-08464-4



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      Задорнов: Житель Екатеринбурга Сергей Тужилкин обвинил своего лечащего врача в некомпетентности. Врач определил, что тот страдает вуайеризмом – страстью подглядывать. На это Тужилкин сказал, что от вуайеризма он не страдает, а наоборот – получает большое удовольствие.

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