Snarleyyow, or, the Dog Fiend. Фредерик Марриет

flogged my Jemmy." This was the wife of Jemmy Ducks, who lived at Portsmouth, and who, having heard what had taken place, vowed revenge.

      "Silence, Moggy," said Jemmy, who was standing by her.

      "Yes, I'll hold my tongue till the time comes, and then I'll sarve him out, the cheating wagabond."

      "Silence, Moggy."

      "And as for that 'peaching old Corporal Blubber, I'll Wan Spitter him if ever he turns up again to blow the gaff against my own dear Jemmy."

      "Silence, Moggy–there's rowed of all, and a marine at your elbow."

      "Let him take that for his trouble," cried Moggy, turning round, and delivering a swinging box of the ear upon the astonished marine, who not liking to encounter such an Amazon, made a hasty retreat down the fore-hatchway.

      "So there you are, are you?" continued Moggy, as Vanslyperken stepped on the deck.

      "Silence, Moggy."

      "You, that would flog my own dear darling duck–my own Jemmy."

      "Silence! Moggy, will you?" said Jemmy Ducks, in an angry tone, "or I'll smash your peepers."

      "You must climb on the gun to reach them, my little man," replied his wife. "Well, the more I holds my tongue now, the more for him when I gets hold on him. Oh! he's gone to his cabin, has he, to kiss his Snarleyyow:–I'll make smallbones of that beast afore I'm done with him. Flog my Jemmy–my own, dear, darling Jemmy–a nasty lean–"

      "Go down below, Moggy," said Jemmy Ducks, pushing her towards the hatchway.

      "Snivelling, great-coated–"

      "Go below," continued Jemmy, shoving her.

      "Ferret-eyed, razor-nosed–"

      "Go down below, will you?" cried Jemmy, pushing her near to the hatchway.

      "Herring-gutted, bare-poled–"

      "Confound it! go below."

      "Cheating rip of a wagabond! Lord, Jemmy, if you a'n't a shoved me down the hatchway! Well, never mind, my darling, let's go to supper;" and Moggy caught hold of her husband as she was going down, and with surprising strength lifted him off his legs and carried him down in her arms as she would have done a child, much to the amusement of the men who were standing on the forecastle.

      When it was dusk, a boat dropped alongside of the cutter, and a man stepped out of it on the deck, when he was met by Obadiah Coble, who asked him, "What's your pleasure?"

      "I must speak with the commander of this vessel directly."

      "Wait a moment, and I'll tell him what you say," replied Coble, who reported the message to Mr Vanslyperken.

      "What sort of a person is he?" demanded the lieutenant.

      "Oh, I don't know,–sort of half-bred, long-shore chap–looks something between a bumbailey and a bum-boatman."

      "Well, you may show him down."

      The man, who shortly after entered the cabin, was a short, punchy little fellow, with a red waistcoat, knee-breeches, and a round jacket of green cloth. His face was covered with carbuncles, some of them so large that his small pug-nose was nothing more in appearance than a larger blotch than the others. His eyes were small and keen, and his whiskers of a deep red. As soon as he entered the cabin, he very deliberately locked the door after him.

      "Nothing like making sure," observed he.

      "Why, what the devil do you want?" exclaimed Vanslyperken, rather alarmed; while Snarleyyow walked round and round the thick calves of the man's legs, growling, and in more than two minds to have a bite through his blue worsted stockings; and the peculiar obliquity with which he carried his head, now that he surveyed with only one eye, was by no means satisfactory.

      "Take your cur away, and let us proceed to business, for there is no time to lose," said the man coolly, taking a chair. "Now there can be no eavesdropping, I trust, for my life may be forfeited, if I'm discovered."

      "I cannot understand a word of all this," replied Vanslyperken, much surprised.

      "In a few words, do you want to put some five thousand pounds in your pocket?"

      At this question Vanslyperken became attentive. He beat off the dog, and took a chair by the side of the stranger.

      "Ah! interest will always bring civility; so now to the point. You command this cutter, do you not?"

      "I do," replied Vanslyperken.

      "Well, you are about to cruise after the smugglers?"

      "Yes."

      "I can give information of a cargo to be landed on a certain night worth ten thousand pounds or more."

      "Indeed!" replied Vanslyperken.

      "Yes, and put your boats in such a position that they must seize the whole."

      "I'm very much obliged to you. Will you take something, sir, any scheedam?" said Vanslyperken, unlocking one of his cupboards, and producing a large stone bottle, and a couple of glasses, which he filled.

      "This is very good stuff," observed the man; "I'll trouble you for another glass."

      This was one more than Mr Vanslyperken intended; but on second thoughts, it would make his new acquaintance more communicative, so another was filled, and as soon as it was filled, it was emptied.

      "Capital stuff!" said he of the rubicund face, shoving his glass towards Vanslyperken, by way of hint; but the lieutenant would not take the hint, as his new guest had already swallowed as much as lasted himself for a week.

      "But now," observed Vanslyperken, "where is this cargo to be seen, and when?"

      "That's tellings," replied the man.

      "I know that; but you have come to tell, or what the devil else?" replied Vanslyperken, who was getting angry.

      "That's according," replied the man.

      "According to what?"

      "The snacks," replied the man. "What will you give up?"

      "Give up! How do you mean?"

      "What is my share to be?"

      "Share! you can't share–you're not a king's officer."

      "No, but I'm an informer, and that's the same thing."

      "Well, depend upon it, I'll behave very liberally."

      "How much, I ask?"

      "We'll see to that afterwards; something handsome, depend upon it."

      "That won't do. Wish you good-evening, sir. Many thanks for the scheedam–capital stuff!" and the man rose from his chair.

      But Mr Vanslyperken had no intention to let him go; his avarice induced him at first to try if the man would be satisfied with his promise to reward him–a promise which would certainly never have been adhered to.

      "Stop! my dear sir, do not be in such a hurry. Take another glass."

      "With pleasure," replied the man, re-seating himself, and drinking off the scheedam. "That's really prime; I like it better every time I taste it. Now, then, shall we go to business again? I'll be plain with you. Half is my conditions, or I don't inform."

      "Half!" exclaimed Vanslyperken; "half of ten thousand pounds? What, five thousands pounds?"

      "Exactly so; half of ten is five, as you say."

      "What, give you five thousand pounds?"

      "I rather think it is I who offer you five thousand, for the devil a penny will you get without me. And that I will have, and this bond you must sign to that effect, or I'm off. You're not the only vessel in the harbour."

      Vanslyperken tried for some time to reduce the terms, but the man was positive. Vanslyperken then tried if he could not make the man intoxicated, and thus obtain better terms; but fifteen glasses of his prime scheedam had no effect further than extorting unqualified praise as it was poured down, and at last Mr Vanslyperken unwillingly consented to the terms, and the bond was signed.

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