The Man with the Black Feather. Гастон Леру

pressing occupations his excuse for taking a hurried leave of them, and said good-bye.

      As he was clattering down the staircase, he called back up it, with some heat, to his friend Adolphe, who had hurried out of the flat after him:

      "Whoever are these people you have introduced me to?"

      Adolphe said nothing; he wiped his perspiring brow.

      The clattering footsteps of M. Mifroid died away down the stairs; and he went slowly back into the dining-room. Theophrastus had just finished turning out his pockets. On the table lay three watches, six handkerchiefs, four pocket-books, containing considerable sums of money, and eighteen purses!

      CHAPTER VI

      THE PORTRAIT

      The three friends stared at the three watches, the six handkerchiefs, the four pocket-books, and the eighteen purses in a blank and silent consternation.

      There was indeed nothing to be said.

      A dreadful despair rested on the face of Theophrastus; but he was the first to break the heavy silence.

      "My pockets are quite empty," he said.

      "Oh, Theophrastus—Theophrastus!" moaned Marceline reproachfully.

      "My poor friend," said Adolphe; and he groaned.

      Theophrastus wiped away the cold sweat from his brow with a handkerchief of which he did not know the owner.

      "I see what it is," he said in a despairing tone. "I've had my Black Feather."

      Marceline and Adolphe said nothing; they were utterly overwhelmed.

      Theophrastus looked from one to the other and wiped the glasses of his spectacles. His face cleared a little; and then he said with a faint smile:

      "Perhaps after all, in those days, it was a parlour game."

      He stuck the index finger of his right hand into his mouth, with him a sign of grave preoccupation of spirit.

      Marceline heaved a deep sigh and said, "Take your finger out of your mouth, dear, and tell us how it came about that you had on you three watches, six handkerchiefs, four pocket-books, and eighteen purses, without counting the handkerchief and pocket-book of Commissary Mifroid. I turned your pockets out this morning to brush the linings; and as usual there was nothing in them but a few scraps of tobacco."

      "There was a large gathering in the Place de la Concorde. I plunged into it; and I came out of it with all these things. It's quite simple," said Theophrastus.

      "And what are we going to do with them?" said Adolphe in solemn tones.

      "What do you want me to do with them?" said Theophrastus sharply, for he was recovering a little from the shock. "You don't suppose I'm going to keep them! Is it my habit to keep things which don't belong to me? I'm an honest man; and I have never wronged a soul. You'll take these things to your friend the Commissary of Police. It will be easy enough for him to find the owners."

      "And what am I to tell him?" said Adolphe with a harried air.

      "Anything you like!" cried Theophrastus, beginning to lose his temper. "Does an honest cabman who finds a pocket-book and fifty thousand francs in his cab and takes them to the Police Station, bother about what he is going to tell the inspector? He says, 'I've found this in my cab,' and that's enough. He even gets a reward. All you have to say is: 'My friend Longuet asked me to bring you these things which he found in his pocket, and he doesn't ask for any reward.'"

      He spoke in a tone of impatient contempt for the intelligence of Adolphe, a tone to which Adolphe was quite unused. Adolphe frowned with ruffled dignity and was about to retort sharply, when Marceline kicked him gently under the table, a little kick which said plainly: "Theophrastus is going off his head! Come, friend, to his rescue!"

      Adolphe understood the message of that little shoe: the frown faded from his face, leaving on it only an expression of supernal gloom; he looked at the eighteen purses, scratched his nose, and coughed. Then he gazed at Theophrastus and said in very solemn tones:

      "What has just happened, Theophrastus, is not natural. We must try to find the explanation of it; we must force ourselves to find the explanation. It's no use shutting our eyes; we must open them, as wide as we can, to the misfortune, if it is misfortune, in order to battle with it."

      "What misfortune?" said Theophrastus, suddenly becoming his timid self again, and catching distressfully at Marceline's hand.

      "It's always a misfortune to have other people's property in one's pocket," said Adolphe gloomily.

      "And what else is there in the pockets of conjurors?" cried Theophrastus with fresh violence. "And conjurors are very honest men; and Theophrastus Longuet is a very honest man! By the throttle of Madame Phalaris, he is!"

      He shouted this out; then fell back exhausted in his chair.

      There was a gloomy silence. Presently he sat up again, and with tears in his eyes said plaintively:

      "I feel that Adolphe is right. I am threatened by some great misfortune and I don't know what it is—I don't know what it is!"

      He burst into tears; and Marceline and Adolphe strove in vain to comfort him. But after a while he dried his tears, grasped a hand of either, and said in a firmer voice:

      "Swear—swear never to abandon me whatever happens."

      They promised in all good faith; and the assurance seemed to cheer him a little. Then Adolphe asked him to let him see the document again; and he fetched it. Adolphe spread it out before him and studied it intently. Presently he nodded his head sagely and said:

      "Do you ever dream, Theophrastus?"

      "Do I ever dream? Well, I suppose I do sometimes. But my digestion is so good that I hardly ever remember my dreams."

      "Never?" persisted Adolphe.

      "Oh, I couldn't go so far as to say never," said Theophrastus. "In fact, I remember having dreamt four or five times in my life. I remember it because I always woke up at the same point in the dream; and it was always the same dream. But how on earth does it affect this business which is worrying us?"

      "Dreams have never been explained by Science," said Adolphe solemnly. "It fancies that it has said everything when it has ascribed them to the effect of the imagination. But it gives us no explanation of the quite clear and distinct visions we sometimes have which have nothing whatever to do with the events or preoccupations of the previous day. In particular how are we to account for those visions of actually existing things which one has never seen in the waking state, things of which one has never even thought? Who will dare to say that they are not retrospective visions of events which have taken place before our present existence?"

      "As a matter of fact, Adolphe, I can assure you that the things of which I dream—and I remember now that I have dreamt of them three times—are perhaps real in the past or future, but that I have never seen them in the present."

      "You understand my point," said Adolphe in a gratified tone. "But what are these things you have dreamt of but never seen?"

      "That won't take long to tell and thank goodness for it, for they're not particularly pleasant. I dreamt that I was married to a wife whom I called Marie-Antoinette and who annoyed me extremely."

      "And then?" said Adolphe, whose eyes never quitted the document.

      "And then I cut her up into little bits," said Theophrastus, blushing faintly.

      "What a horrible thing to do!" cried Marceline.

      "As a matter of fact it was rather horrible," said Theophrastus. "And then I put the pieces into a basket and was going to throw them into the Seine near the little bridge of the Hôtel-de-Ville. At that point I awoke; and I was jolly glad to awake, for it wasn't a pleasant dream."

      "It's awful!" cried Adolphe; and he banged his fist down on the table.

      "Isn't it?" said Marceline.

      "Not the dream! But I've just succeeded in reading the whole of the first line of the document! That's what's awful!" groaned Adolphe.

      "What