Christian Science. Марк Твен

for the moment, joins cat and Christian in one common brotherhood of – ”

      She broke in with an irritated —

      “Peace! The cat feels nothing, the Christian feels nothing. Your empty and foolish imaginings are profanation and blasphemy, and can do you an injury. It is wiser and better and holier to recognize and confess that there is no such thing as disease or pain or death.”

      “I am full of imaginary tortures,” I said, “but I do not think I could be any more uncomfortable if they were real ones. What must I do to get rid of them?”

      “There is no occasion to get rid of them since they do not exist. They are illusions propagated by matter, and matter has no existence; there is no such thing as matter.”

      “It sounds right and clear, but yet it seems in a degree elusive; it seems to slip through, just when you think you are getting a grip on it.”

      “Explain.”

      “Well, for instance: if there is no such thing as matter, how can matter propagate things?”

      In her compassion she almost smiled. She would have smiled if there were any such thing as a smile.

      “It is quite simple,” she said; “the fundamental propositions of Christian Science explain it, and they are summarized in the four following self-evident propositions: 1. God is All in all. 2. God is good. Good is Mind 3. God, Spirit, being all, nothing is matter 4. Life, God, omnipotent Good, deny death, evil, sin, disease.

      “There – now you see.”

      It seemed nebulous; it did not seem to say anything about the difficulty in hand – how non-existent matter can propagate illusions I said, with some hesitancy:

      “Does – does it explain?”

      “Doesn’t it? Even if read backward it will do it.”

      With a budding hope, I asked her to do it backwards.

      “Very well. Disease sin evil death deny Good omnipotent God life matter is nothing all being Spirit God Mind is Good good is God all in All is God. There do you understand now?

      “It – it – well, it is plainer than it was before; still – ”

      “Well?”

      “Could you try it some more ways?”

      “As many as you like; it always means the same. Interchanged in any way you please it cannot be made to mean anything different from what it means when put in any other way. Because it is perfect. You can jumble it all up, and it makes no difference: it always comes out the way it was before. It was a marvelous mind that produced it. As a mental tour de force it is without a mate, it defies alike the simple, the concrete, and the occult.”

      “It seems to be a corker.”

      I blushed for the word, but it was out before I could stop it.

      “A what?”

      “A – wonderful structure – combination, so to speak, of profound thoughts – unthinkable ones – um – ”

      “It is true. Read backward, or forward, or perpendicularly, or at any given angle, these four propositions will always be found to agree in statement and proof.”

      “Ah – proof. Now we are coming at it. The statements agree; they agree with – with – anyway, they agree; I noticed that; but what is it they prove I mean, in particular?”

      “Why, nothing could be clearer. They prove:

      “1. GOD – Principle, Life, Truth, Love, Soul, Spirit, Mind. Do you get that?”

      “I – well, I seem to. Go on, please.”

      “2. MAN – God’s universal idea, individual, perfect, eternal. Is it clear?”

      “It – I think so. Continue.”

      “3. IDEA – An image in Mind; the immediate object of understanding. There it is – the whole sublime Arcana of Christian Science in a nutshell. Do you find a weak place in it anywhere?”

      “Well – no; it seems strong.”

      “Very well There is more. Those three constitute the Scientific Definition of Immortal Mind. Next, we have the Scientific Definition of Mortal Mind. Thus. FIRST DEGREE: Depravity I. Physical-Passions and appetites, fear, depraved will, pride, envy, deceit, hatred, revenge, sin, disease, death.”

      “Phantasms, madam – unrealities, as I understand it.”

      “Every one. SECOND DEGREE: Evil Disappearing. I. Moral-Honesty, affection, compassion, hope, faith, meekness, temperance. Is it clear?”

      “Crystal.”

      “THIRD DEGREE: Spiritual Salvation. I. Spiritual-Faith, wisdom, power, purity, understanding, health, love. You see how searchingly and co-ordinately interdependent and anthropomorphous it all is. In this Third Degree, as we know by the revelations of Christian Science, mortal mind disappears.”

      “Not earlier?”

      “No, not until the teaching and preparation for the Third Degree are completed.”

      “It is not until then that one is enabled to take hold of Christian Science effectively, and with the right sense of sympathy and kinship, as I understand you. That is to say, it could not succeed during the processes of the Second Degree, because there would still be remains of mind left; and therefore – but I interrupted you. You were about to further explain the good results proceeding from the erosions and disintegrations effected by the Third Degree. It is very interesting; go on, please.”

      “Yes, as I was saying, in this Third Degree mortal mind disappears. Science so reverses the evidence before the corporeal human senses as to make this scriptural testimony true in our hearts, ‘the last shall be first and the first shall be last,’ that God and His idea may be to us – what divinity really is, and must of necessity be all-inclusive.”

      “It is beautiful. And with what exhaustive exactness your choice and arrangement of words confirm and establish what you have claimed for the powers and functions of the Third Degree. The Second could probably produce only temporary absence of mind; it is reserved to the Third to make it permanent. A sentence framed under the auspices of the Second could have a kind of meaning – a sort of deceptive semblance of it – whereas it is only under the magic of the Third that that defect would disappear. Also, without doubt, it is the Third Degree that contributes another remarkable specialty to Christian Science – viz., ease and flow and lavishness of words, and rhythm and swing and smoothness. There must be a special reason for this?”

      “Yes – God – all, all – God, good God, non-Matter, Matteration, Spirit, Bones, Truth.”

      “That explains it.”

      “There is nothing in Christian Science that is not explicable; for God is one, Time is one, Individuality is one, and may be one of a series, one of many, as an individual man, individual horse; whereas God is one, not one of a series, but one alone and without an equal.”

      “These are noble thoughts. They make one burn to know more. How does Christian Science explain the spiritual relation of systematic duality to incidental deflection?”

      “Christian Science reverses the seeming relation of Soul and body – as astronomy reverses the human perception of the movement of the solar system – and makes body tributary to the Mind. As it is the earth which is in motion, While the sun is at rest, though in viewing the sun rise one finds it impossible to believe the sun not to be really rising, so the body is but the humble servant of the restful Mind, though it seems otherwise to finite sense; but we shall never understand this while we admit that soul is in body, or mind in matter, and that man is included in non-intelligence. Soul is God, unchangeable and eternal; and man coexists with and reflects Soul, for the All-in-all is the Altogether, and the Altogether embraces the All-one, Soul-Mind, Mind-Soul, Love, Spirit, Bones, Liver, one of a series, alone and without an equal.”

      “What is the origin of Christian Science? Is it a gift of God, or did it just happen?”

      “In