Hoosier Lyrics. Field Eugene

times, I'll show ye sumthin' will surprise ye!"

      The which remark led us to think – although he didn't say it —

      That Pettibone wuz owin' us a gredge 'nd meant to pay it.

      One evenin' as we sat around the restauraw de Casey,

      A-singin' songs 'nd tellin' yarns the which wuz sumwhat racy,

      In come that feller Pettibone 'nd sez: "With your permission

      I'd like to put a picture I have made on exhibition."

      He sot the picture on the bar 'nd drew aside its curtain,

      Sayin': "I recken you'll allow as how that's art, f'r certain!"

      And then we looked, with jaws agape, but nary word wuz spoken,

      And f'r a likely spell the charm uv silence wuz unbroken —

      Till presently, as in a dream, remarked Three-Fingered Hoover:

      "Onless I am mistaken, this is Pettibone's shef doover!"

      It wuz a face, a human face – a woman's, fair 'nd tender,

      Sot gracefully upon a neck white as a swan's, and slender;

      The hair wuz kind of sunny, 'nd the eyes wuz sort uv dreamy,

      The mouth wuz half a-smilin', 'nd the cheeks wuz soft 'nd creamy;

      It seemed like she wuz lookin' off into the west out yonder,

      And seemed like, while she looked, we saw her eyes grow softer, fonder —

      Like, lookin' off into the west where mountain mists wuz fallin',

      She saw the face she longed to see and heerd his voice a-callin';

      "Hooray!" we cried; "a woman in the camp uv Blue Horizon —

      Step right up, Colonel Pettibone, 'nd nominate your pizen!"

      A curious situation – one deservin' uv your pity —

      No human, livin' female thing this side of Denver City!

      But jest a lot uv husky men that lived on sand 'nd bitters —

      Do you wonder that that woman's face consoled the lonesome critters?

      And not a one but what it served in some way to remind him

      Of a mother or a sister or a sweetheart left behind him —

      And some looked back on happier days and saw the old-time faces

      And heerd the dear familiar sounds in old familiar places —

      A gracious touch of home – "Look here," sez Hoover, "ever'body

      Quit thinkin' 'nd perceed at oncet to name his favorite toddy!"

      It wuzn't long afore the news had spread the country over,

      And miners come a-flockin' in like honey bees to clover;

      It kind uv did 'em good they said, to feast their hungry eyes on

      That picture uv Our Lady in the camp uv Blue Horizon.

      But one mean cuss from Nigger Crick passed criticisms on 'er —

      Leastwise we overheerd him call her Pettibone's madonner,

      The which we did not take to be respectful to a lady —

      So we hung him in a quiet spot that wuz cool 'nd dry 'nd shady;

      Which same might not have been good law, but it wuz the right maneuver

      To give the critics due respect for Pettibone's shef doover.

      Gone is the camp – yes, years ago, the Blue Horizon busted,

      And every mother's son uv us got up one day 'nd dusted,

      While Pettibone perceeded east with wealth in his possession

      And went to Yurrup, as I heerd, to study his perfession;

      So, like as not, you'll find him now a-paintin' heads 'nd faces

      At Venus, Billy Florence and the like I-talyun places —

      But no such face he'll paint again as at old Blue Horizon,

      For I'll allow no sweeter face no human soul sot eyes on;

      And when the critics talk so grand uv Paris 'nd the loover,

      I say: "Oh, but you orter seen the Pettibone shef doover!"

      PENN-YAN BILL

I

      In gallus old Kentucky, where the grass is very blue,

      Where the liquor is the smoothest and the girls are fair and true,

      Where the crop of he-gawd gentlemen is full of heart and sand,

      And the stock of four-time winners is the finest in the land;

      Where the democratic party in bourbon hardihood

      For more than half a century unterrified has stood,

      Where nod the black-eyed Susans to the prattle of the rill —

      There – there befell the wooing of Penn-Yan Bill.

II

      Down yonder in the cottage that is nestling in the shade

      Of the walnut trees that seem to love that quiet little glade

      Abides a pretty maiden of the bonny name of Sue —

      As pretty as the black-eyed flow'rs and quite as modest, too;

      And lovers came there by the score, of every age and kind,

      But not a one (the story goes) was quite to Susie's mind.

      Their sighs, their protestations, and their pleadings made her ill —

      Till at once upon the scene hove Penn-Yan Bill.

III

      He came from old Montana and he rode a broncho mare,

      He had a rather howd'y'do and rough-and-tumble air;

      His trousers were of buckskin and his coat of furry stuff —

      His hat was drab of color and its brim was wide enough;

      Upon each leg a stalwart boot reached just above the knee,

      And in the belt about his waist his weepons carried he;

      A rather strapping lover for our little Susie – still,

      She was his choice and he was hers, was Penn-Yan Bill.

IV

      We wonder that the ivy seeks out the oaken tree,

      And twines her tendrils round him, though scarred and gnarled he be;

      We wonder that a gentle girl, unused to worldly cares,

      Should choose a man whose life has been a constant scrap with bears;

      Ah, 'tis the nature of the vine, and of the maiden, too —

      So when the bold Montana boy came from his lair to woo,

      The fair Kentucky blossom felt all her heartstrings thrill

      Responsive to the purring of Penn-Yan Bill.

V

      He told her of his cabin in the mountains far away,

      Of the catamount that howls by night, the wolf that yawps by day;

      He told her of the grizzly with the automatic jaw,

      He told her of the Injun who devours his victims raw;

      Of the jayhawk with his tawdry crest and whiskers in his throat,

      Of the great gosh-awful sarpent and the Rocky mountain goat.

      A book as big as Shakespeare's or as Webster's you could fill

      With the yarns that emanated from Penn-Yan Bill!

VI

      Lo, as these