Hoosier Lyrics. Field Eugene

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      Hoosier Lyrics

      INTRODUCTION

      From whatever point of view the character of Eugene Field is seen, genius – rare and quaint presents itself in childlike simplicity. That he was a poet of keen perception, of rare discrimination, all will admit. He was a humorist as delicate and fanciful as Artemus Ward, Mark Twain, Bill Nye, James Whitcomb Riley, Opie Read, or Bret Harte in their happiest moods. Within him ran a poetic vein, capable of being worked in any direction, and from which he could, at will, extract that which his imagination saw and felt most. That he occasionally left the child-world, in which he longed to linger, to wander among the older children of men, where intuitively the hungry listener follows him into his Temple of Mirth, all should rejoice, for those who knew him not, can while away the moments imbibing the genius of his imagination in the poetry and prose here presented.

      Though never possessing an intimate acquaintanceship with Field, owing largely to the disparity in our ages, still there existed a bond of friendliness that renders my good opinion of him in a measure trustworthy. Born in the same city, both students in the same college, engaged at various times in newspaper work both in St. Louis and Chicago, residents of the same ward, with many mutual friends, it is not surprising that I am able to say of him that "the world is better off that he lived, not in gold and silver or precious jewels, but in the bestowal of priceless truths, of which the possessor of this book becomes a benefactor of no mean share of his estate."

      Every lover of Field, whether of the songs of childhood or the poems that lend mirth to the out-pouring of his poetic nature, will welcome this unique collection of his choicest wit and humor.

Charles Walter Brown.Chicago, January, 1905.

      HOOSIER LYRICS PARAPHRASED

      We've come from Indiany, five hundred miles or more,

      Supposin' we wuz goin' to get the nominashin, shore;

      For Col. New assured us (in that noospaper o' his)

      That we cud hev the airth, if we'd only tend to biz.

      But here we've been a-slavin' more like bosses than like men

      To diskiver that the people do not hanker arter Ben;

      It is fur Jeems G. Blaine an' not for Harrison they shout —

      And the gobble-uns 'el git us

      Ef we

      Don't

      Watch

      Out!

      When I think of the fate that is waiting for Ben,

      I pine for the peace of my childhood again;

      I wish in my sorrow I could strip to the soul

      And hop off once more in the old swimmin' hole!

      The world is full of roses, and the roses full of dew

      (Which is another word for soup) that drips for me and you.

      "Little Benjy! Little Benjy!" chirps the robin in the tree;

      "Little Benjy!" sighs the clover, "Little Benjy!" moans the bee;

      "Little Benjy! Little Benjy!" murmurs John C. New,

      A-stroking down the whiskers which the winds have whistled through.

      Looks jest like his grampa, who's dead these many years —

      He wears the hat his grampa wore, pulled down below his ears;

      We'd like to have him four years more, but if he cannot stay —

      Nothin' to say, good people; nothin' at all to say!

      There, little Ben, don't cry!

      They have busted your boom, I know;

      And the second term

      For which you squirm

      Has gone where good niggers go!

      But Blaine is safe, and the goose hangs high —

      There, little Ben, don't cry!

      Mabbe we'll git even for this unexpected shock,

      When the frost is on the pumpkin and the fodder's in the shock!

      Oh, the newspaper man! He works for paw;

      He's the liveliest critter 'at ever you saw;

      With whiskers 'at reach f'om his eyes to his throat.

      He knows how to wheedle and rivet a vote;

      He wunst wuz a consul 'way over the sea —

      But never again a consul he'll be!

      He come back f'om Lon'on one mornin' in May —

      He come back for bizness, an' here he will stay —

      Ain't he a awful slick newspaper man?

      A newspaper, newspaper, newspaper man!

      You kin talk about yer cities where the politicians meet —

      You kin talk about yer cities where a decent man gits beat;

      With the general run o' human kind I beg to disagree —

      The little town of Tailholt is good enough f'r me!

      Chicago was a pleasant town in eighteen-eighty-eight,

      And I have lived in Washington long time in splendid state;

      But all the present prospects are that after ninety-three

      The little town o' Tailholt 'll be good enough f'r me!

      "I wunst lived in Indiany," said a consul, gaunt and grim,

      As most of us Blaine delegates wuz kind o' guyin' him;

      "I wunst lived in Indiany, and my views wuz widely read,

      Fur I run a daily paper w'ich 'Lije Halford edited;

      But since I've been away f'm home, my paper (seems to me)

      Ain't nearly such a inflooence ez wot it used to be;

      So, havin' done with consulin', I'm goin' to make a break

      Towards making of a paper like the one I used to make."

      Think, if you kin, of his term mos' through,

      An' that ol' man wantin' a secon' term, too;

      Picture him bendin' over the form

      Of his consul-gineril, stanch an' grim,

      Who has stood the brunt of that jimblain storm —

      An' that ol' man jest wrapt up in him!

      An' the consul-gineril, with eyes all bleared

      An' a haunted look in his ashen beard,

      Kind o' gaspin' a feeble way —

      But soothed to hear the ol' man say

      In a meaning tone (as one well may

      When words are handy and – 's to pay):

      "Good-by, John; take care of yo'self!"

      GETTIN' ON

      When I wuz somewhat younger,

      I wuz reckoned purty gay —

      I had my fling at everything

      In a rollickin', coltish way,

      But times have strangely altered

      Since sixty years ago —

      This age of steam an' things don't seem

      Like the age I used to know,

      Your modern innovations

      Don't suit me, I confess,

      As did the ways of the good ol' days —

      But I'm gettin' on, I guess.

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