Heart of the West. O. Henry

long-horns. The experiments were found satisfactory; and a pasture had been set aside for the blue-bloods. The fame of them had gone forth into the chaparral and pear as far as men ride in saddles. Other ranches woke up, rubbed their eyes, and looked with new dissatisfaction upon the long-horns.

      As a consequence, one day a sunburned, capable, silk-kerchiefed nonchalant youth, garnished with revolvers, and attended by three Mexican /vaqueros/, alighted at the Nopalito ranch and presented the following business-like epistle to the queen thereof:

      Mrs. Yeager-The Nopalito Ranch:

      Dear Madam:

      I am instructed by the owners of the Rancho Seco to purchase 100

      head of two and three-year-old cows of the Sussex breed owned by you. If you can fill the order please deliver the cattle to the bearer; and a check will be forwarded to you at once.

      Respectfully,

      Webster Yeager,

      Manager the Rancho Seco.

      Business is business, even-very scantily did it escape being written "especially" – in a kingdom.

      That night the 100 head of cattle were driven up from the pasture and penned in a corral near the ranch-house for delivery in the morning.

      When night closed down and the house was still, did Santa Yeager throw herself down, clasping that formal note to her bosom, weeping, and calling out a name that pride (either in one or the other) had kept from her lips many a day? Or did she file the letter, in her business way, retaining her royal balance and strength?

      Wonder, if you will; but royalty is sacred; and there is a veil. But this much you shall learn:

      At midnight Santa slipped softly out of the ranch-house, clothed in something dark and plain. She paused for a moment under the live-oak trees. The prairies were somewhat dim, and the moonlight was pale orange, diluted with particles of an impalpable, flying mist. But the mock-bird whistled on every bough of vantage; leagues of flowers scented the air; and a kindergarten of little shadowy rabbits leaped and played in an open space near by. Santa turned her face to the southeast and threw three kisses thitherward; for there was none to see.

      Then she sped silently to the blacksmith-shop, fifty yards away; and what she did there can only be surmised. But the forge glowed red; and there was a faint hammering such as Cupid might make when he sharpens his arrow-points.

      Later she came forth with a queer-shaped, handled thing in one hand, and a portable furnace, such as are seen in branding-camps, in the other. To the corral where the Sussex cattle were penned she sped with these things swiftly in the moonlight.

      She opened the gate and slipped inside the corral. The Sussex cattle were mostly a dark red. But among this bunch was one that was milky white-notable among the others.

      And now Santa shook from her shoulder something that we had not seen before-a rope lasso. She freed the loop of it, coiling the length in her left hand, and plunged into the thick of the cattle.

      The white cow was her object. She swung the lasso, which caught one horn and slipped off. The next throw encircled the forefeet and the animal fell heavily. Santa made for it like a panther; but it scrambled up and dashed against her, knocking her over like a blade of grass.

      Again she made her cast, while the aroused cattle milled around the four sides of the corral in a plunging mass. This throw was fair; the white cow came to earth again; and before it could rise Santa had made the lasso fast around a post of the corral with a swift and simple knot, and had leaped upon the cow again with the rawhide hobbles.

      In one minute the feet of the animal were tied (no record-breaking deed) and Santa leaned against the corral for the same space of time, panting and lax.

      And then she ran swiftly to her furnace at the gate and brought the branding-iron, queerly shaped and white-hot.

      The bellow of the outraged white cow, as the iron was applied, should have stirred the slumbering auricular nerves and consciences of the near-by subjects of the Nopalito, but it did not. And it was amid the deepest nocturnal silence that Santa ran like a lapwing back to the ranch-house and there fell upon a cot and sobbed-sobbed as though queens had hearts as simple ranchmen's wives have, and as though she would gladly make kings of prince-consorts, should they ride back again from over the hills and far away.

      In the morning the capable, revolvered youth and his /vaqueros/ set forth, driving the bunch of Sussex cattle across the prairies to the Rancho Seco. Ninety miles it was; a six days' journey, grazing and watering the animals on the way.

      The beasts arrived at Rancho Seco one evening at dusk; and were received and counted by the foreman of the ranch.

      The next morning at eight o'clock a horseman loped out of the brush to the Nopalito ranch-house. He dismounted stiffly, and strode, with whizzing spurs, to the house. His horse gave a great sigh and swayed foam-streaked, with down-drooping head and closed eyes.

      But waste not your pity upon Belshazzar, the flea-bitten sorrel. To-day, in Nopalito horse-pasture he survives, pampered, beloved, unridden, cherished record-holder of long-distance rides.

      The horseman stumbled into the house. Two arms fell around his neck, and someone cried out in the voice of woman and queen alike: "Webb- oh, Webb!"

      "I was a skunk," said Webb Yeager.

      "Hush," said Santa, "did you see it?"

      "I saw it," said Webb.

      What they meant God knows; and you shall know, if you rightly read the primer of events.

      "Be the cattle-queen," said Webb; "and overlook it if you can. I was a mangy, sheep-stealing coyote."

      "Hush!" said Santa again, laying her fingers upon his mouth. "There's no queen here. Do you know who I am? I am Santa Yeager, First Lady of the Bedchamber. Come here."

      She dragged him from the gallery into the room to the right. There stood a cradle with an infant in it-a red, ribald, unintelligible, babbling, beautiful infant, sputtering at life in an unseemly manner.

      "There's no queen on this ranch," said Santa again. "Look at the king. He's got your eyes, Webb. Down on your knees and look at his Highness."

      But jingling rowels sounded on the gallery, and Bud Turner stumbled there again with the same query that he had brought, lacking a few days, a year ago.

      "'Morning. Them beeves is just turned out on the trail. Shall I drive 'em to Barber's, or-"

      He saw Webb and stopped, open-mouthed.

      "Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!" shrieked the king in his cradle, beating the air with his fists.

      "You hear your boss, Bud," said Webb Yeager, with a broad grin-just as he had said a year ago.

      And that is all, except that when old man Quinn, owner of the Rancho Seco, went out to look over the herd of Sussex cattle that he had bought from the Nopalito ranch, he asked his new manager:

      "What's the Nopalito ranch brand, Wilson?"

      "X Bar Y," said Wilson.

      "I thought so," said Quinn. "But look at that white heifer there; she's got another brand-a heart with a cross inside of it. What brand is that?"

      II

      THE RANSOM OF MACK

      Me and old Mack Lonsbury, we got out of that Little Hide-and-Seek gold mine affair with about $40,000 apiece. I say "old" Mack; but he wasn't old. Forty-one, I should say; but he always seemed old.

      "Andy," he says to me, "I'm tired of hustling. You and me have been working hard together for three years. Say we knock off for a while, and spend some of this idle money we've coaxed our way."

      "The proposition hits me just right," says I. "Let's be nabobs for a while and see how it feels. What'll we do-take in the Niagara Falls, or buck at faro?"

      "For a good many years," says Mack, "I've thought that if I ever had extravagant money I'd rent a two-room cabin somewhere, hire a Chinaman to cook, and sit in my stocking feet and read Buckle's History of Civilisation."

      "That sounds