Plays : First Series. Galsworthy John

[Quick.] I've no memory myself – never had.

      BARTHWICK. [Desperately.] I don't know what you're to say.

      ROPER. [To JACK.] Say nothing at all! Don't put yourself in a false position. The man stole the things or the woman stole the things, you had nothing to do with it. You were asleep on the sofa.

      MRS. BARTHWICK. Your leaving the latch-key in the door was quite bad enough, there's no need to mention anything else. [Touching his forehead softly.] My dear, how hot your head is!

      JACK. But I want to know what I 'm to do. [Passionately.] I won't be badgered like this.

      [MRS. BARTHWICK recoils from him.]

      ROPER. [Very quickly.] You forget all about it. You were asleep.

      JACK. Must I go down to the Court to-morrow?

      ROPER. [Shaking his head.] No.

      BARTHWICK. [In a relieved voice.] Is that so?

      ROPER. Yes.

      BARTHWICK. But you'll go, Roper.

      ROPER. Yes.

      JACK. [With wan cheerfulness.] Thanks, awfully! So long as I don't have to go. [Putting his hand up to his head.] I think if you'll excuse me – I've had a most beastly day. [He looks from his father to his mother.]

      MRS. BARTHWICK. [Turning quickly.] Goodnight, my boy.

      JACK. Good-night, Mother.

      [He goes out. MRS. BARTHWICK heaves a sigh. There is a silence.]

      BARTHWICK. He gets off too easily. But for my money that woman would have prosecuted him.

      ROPER. You find money useful.

      BARTHWICK. I've my doubts whether we ought to hide the truth —

      ROPER. There'll be a remand.

      BARTHWICK. What! D' you mean he'll have to appear on the remand.

      ROPER. Yes.

      BARTHWICK. H'm, I thought you'd be able to – Look here, Roper, you must keep that purse out of the papers.

      [ROPER fixes his little eyes on him and nods.]

      MRS. BARTHWICK. Mr. Roper, don't you think the magistrate ought to be told what sort of people these Jones's are; I mean about their immorality before they were married. I don't know if John told you.

      ROPER. Afraid it's not material.

      MRS. BARTHWICK. Not material?

      ROPER. Purely private life! May have happened to the magistrate.

      BARTHWICK. [With a movement as if to shift a burden.] Then you'll take the thing into your hands?

      ROPER. If the gods are kind. [He holds his hand out.]

      BARTHWICK. [Shaking it dubiously.] Kind eh? What? You going?

      ROPER. Yes. I've another case, something like yours – most unexpected.

      [He bows to MRS. BARTHWICK, and goes out, followed by BARTHWICK, talking to the last. MRS. BARTHWICK at the table bursts into smothered sobs. BARTHWICK returns.]

      BARTHWICK. [To himself.] There'll be a scandal!

      MRS. BARTHWICK. [Disguising her grief at once.] I simply can't imagine what Roper means by making a joke of a thing like that!

      BARTHWICK. [Staring strangely.] You! You can't imagine anything!

      You've no more imagination than a fly!

      MRS. BARTHWICK. [Angrily.] You dare to tell me that I have no imagination.

      BARTHWICK. [Flustered.] I – I 'm upset. From beginning to end, the whole thing has been utterly against my principles.

      MRS. BARTHWICK. Rubbish! You have n't any! Your principles are nothing in the world but sheer fright!

      BARTHWICK. [Walking to the window.] I've never been frightened in my life. You heard what Roper said. It's enough to upset one when a thing like this happens. Everything one says and does seems to turn in one's mouth – it's – it's uncanny. It's not the sort of thing I've been accustomed to. [As though stifling, he throws the window open. The faint sobbing of a child comes in.] What's that?

      [They listen.]

      MRS. BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] I can't stand that crying. I must send Marlow to stop it. My nerves are all on edge. [She rings the bell.]

      BARTHWICK. I'll shut the window; you'll hear nothing. [He shuts the window. There is silence.]

      MRS. BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] That's no good! It's on my nerves.

      Nothing upsets me like a child's crying.

      [MARLOW comes in.]

      What's that noise of crying, Marlow? It sounds like a child.

      BARTHWICK. It is a child. I can see it against the railings.

      MARLOW. [Opening the window, and looking out quietly.] It's Mrs. Jones's little boy, ma'am; he came here after his mother.

      MRS. BARTHWICK. [Moving quickly to the window.] Poor little chap! John, we ought n't to go on with this!

      BARTHWICK. [Sitting heavily in a chair.] Ah! but it's out of our hands!

      [MRS. BARTHWICK turns her back to the window. There is an expression of distress on hey face. She stands motionless, compressing her lips. The crying begins again. BARTHWICK coveys his ears with his hands, and MARLOW shuts the window. The crying ceases.]

      The curtain falls.

      ACT III

      Eight days have passed, and the scene is a London Police Court at one o'clock. A canopied seat of Justice is surmounted by the lion and unicorn. Before the fire a worn-looking MAGISTRATE is warming his coat-tails, and staring at two little girls in faded blue and orange rags, who are placed before the dock. Close to the witness-box is a RELIEVING OFFICER in an overcoat, and a short brown beard. Beside the little girls stands a bald POLICE CONSTABLE. On the front bench are sitting BARTHWICK and ROPER, and behind them JACK. In the railed enclosure are seedy-looking men and women. Some prosperous constables sit or stand about.

      MAGISTRATE. [In his paternal and ferocious voice, hissing his s's.]

      Now let us dispose of these young ladies.

      USHER. Theresa Livens, Maud Livens.

      [The bald CONSTABLE indicates the little girls, who remain silent, disillusioned, inattentive.]

      Relieving Officer!

      [The RELIEVING OFFICER Steps into the witness-box.]

      USHER. The evidence you give to the Court shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God! Kiss the book!

      [The book is kissed.]

      RELIEVING OFFICER. [In a monotone, pausing slightly at each sentence end, that his evidence may be inscribed.] About ten o'clock this morning, your Worship, I found these two little girls in Blue Street, Fulham, crying outside a public-house. Asked where their home was, they said they had no home. Mother had gone away. Asked about their father. Their father had no work. Asked where they slept last night. At their aunt's. I 've made inquiries, your Worship. The wife has broken up the home and gone on the streets. The husband is out of work and living in common lodging-houses. The husband's sister has eight children of her own, and says she can't afford to keep these little girls any longer.

      MAGISTRATE. [Returning to his seat beneath the canopy of justice.] Now, let me see. You say the mother is on the streets; what evidence have you of that?

      RELIEVING OFFICER. I have the husband here, your Worship.

      MAGISTRATE. Very well; then let us see him.

      [There are cries of "LIVENS." The MAGISTRATE leans forward, and stares with hard compassion at the little girls. LIVENS comes in. He is quiet, with grizzled hair, and a muffler for a collar. He stands beside the witness-box.]

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