The Revolt: A Play In One Act. Butler Ellis Parker

(calling) Bring me the Ideal Husband, Pauline.

      PAULINE. Yes'm. In a minute, mam.

      (Enter PAULINE with the Dummy Husband under her arm. She throws it into a chair. Exit.)

      GRANDMA. There! That is our Ideal Husband. He is all a husband should be. He does not drink nor smoke. He does not go to the club at night. He never says an unkind word. And he is happy. Do you know why?