Sneers on a palm or the absurd ridicule. Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

general, it was the same.

      Whether it is possible to get pleasure ceaselessly?

      It is possible. But long it will not turn out.

      How to overcome melancholy?

      Work out by gymnastics.

      Is it possible to be silent for seven years as Buddha?

      If you are able to write?

      Is the fighter better than the soldier?

      Certainly: because the form does not constrain him.

      Can the computer replace the person?

      No! Firstly, it cannot do nonsenses, and secondly, thou can throw out it, but it cannot

      Why do we need military in peacetime?

      To nest egg.

      Is the world the crazy?

      It isn't necessary to ascribe to the world the human properties.

      How to get rid of insomnia?

      In old age – nohow, in young age insomnia doesn't happen, at the intermediate age – walk before going to bed.

      Why had vice emerged?

      For comparison.

      Why horizon is slipping away?

      It is ashamed of nude rotundities of Earth.

      What are the reasons that people lose their teeth?

      The people lose teeth on different reasons, but the main thing – they do not find them.

      Whence undertake diseases?

      From boredom of healthy life.

      Whom to be better – by an animal or by the person?

      It is quieter to be by a plant.

      What is well? And what is bad?

      Well when yet isn't worse, and it is bad when worse no place.

      In what case a whip and a cake have equal value?

      If they lie without use.

      From what is it so bad with hangover?

      From sense of an organism's protest.

      Where does lady superior maiden?

      In the dark.

      In what cases is not necessary to be treated definitely?

      At deaths door.

      Whether there is a purpose in existence of blockheads?

      They are the transition stage to more developed mammals, nevertheless, further not leaving these developed mammals.

      Is it possible to die of laughter?

      It is possible, but other methods are more preferable in terms of their organization.

      Part II. Taunts

      Why the madman does not remember himself?

      He already bothered to himself.

      How many progress lasts?

      While everything will not crack. But it will renew as soon as collects the strength.

      Whether there is life after death?

      To die, it is necessary to be born. Means, after death it is necessary to await for the birth. And so on.

      What distinguishes the person from the apes?

      Nothing but self-conceit.

      Is the learning as the light?

      If there is the window.

      Whether it is possible grow to the academician?

      More perspective grows in another direction.

      How to become a scientist?

      In no way! All of us are always only disciples.

      Is it good to be a doctor?

      Very bad! There are doubts in the correctness of the treatment of yourself.

      Whether is science history?

      Of course, no! Because in history happens to be by everyone.

      Is it possible time to stop?

      Not only. It can also jump.

      Is there any intellect at the crocodile?

      And this intellect is not bad, since the crocodile regaled itself by the person many times.

      Why alive has arisen?

      It has not arisen, and it was always because without it the dead would not be made out.

      Is it possible the word without the matter?

      During chatter you cannot satisfy your hunger.

      Why are people envious?

      They always feel shortage for themselves of neighbour's goods.

      What is different the patriot from the rest?

      Others better.

      Can the computer replace the person?

      In any way not! First, it cannot do nonsenses, secondly, you can throw out it, and it of you – no.

      Whether really labor created the person?

      Vice versa.

      Is it possible the arrival of universal harmony?

      Not with your hands to play on the harmonium by all.

      Can a frog become the person?

      It became in the end.

      Whether really the suffering ennobles the person?

      If he managed to grow up to ability to suffer.

      And what is this state – sleep?

      Reminder that state and mind is not forever.

      Why the present seems such fleeting?

      Because of carelessness.

      Is it possible to know the future?

      Glance in the past or address any gypsy woman.

      Can democracy be effective for the people?

      It is effective only for rascals from the people.

      What is required will for?

      In order to all life to be engaged in a meaningless affair.

      Why intelligentsia is multiplied only in Russia?

      Russian always pitied the foolishes.

      What does intelligentsia differ in?

      It is helplessness.

      Why is the Russian intelligentsia considered rotten?

      It decomposes under any power.

      Why the intellectuals are running away from Russia?

      They are squeezed by intelligentsia.

      What does not love intelligentsia?

      To work.

      What is loved by intelligentsia&

      It loves self and fruitless vigils.

      Are bribes useful?

      No! Not in the horse feed.

      Why the people elect fools by deputies?

      What is pop, such is the parish.

      Whether fear is useful?

      If