Витамин L. Байки, сказки и анекдоты о поэтах. Влад Борисович Льенский

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Название Витамин L. Байки, сказки и анекдоты о поэтах
Автор произведения Влад Борисович Льенский
Жанр Мифы. Легенды. Эпос
Серия
Издательство Мифы. Легенды. Эпос
Год выпуска 0
isbn 9785448347238



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вовсе самоубийца… – Принимают, как должное, что любой поэт уже небожитель. Смотрят на меня и принимают.

      (Общий смех).

      Льенский. Как оно на самом деле никто, конечно, не ведает. Но для такой вещицы, как анекдот, это не важно.

      Вопрос. Вы пишите стихи. Есть у вас муза?

      Льенский. У всякого приличного поэта должна быть муза по определению. У неприличного поэта муз больше, чем четыре, одновременно.

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